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krazychris

35 M Canton, OH

My Details

Last Online
Apr 6
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
10.2.2012: I got a better idea what I want, and I'll settle for no less.

Ah, so this is the section where I try to sell myself like a used car eh?
Well, I am far from something a little old lady only drove on Sundays.
Now I have an image in my head thats all sorts of disturbing with that last sentence.

I am pretty much an easy going guy and can get along with most others. I have a strong sense of humor but also a decent level of intellect. (Read as I get Monty Python humor lol)
Hobbies Include:
*Collecting DVDs
*Collecting Lego Kits
*Collecting Nerf Guns
*Collecting Video Games
*Collecting various graphic novels
*Collecting Ghostbuster Minimates (they are like those lego minifigures, only more detailed)
*Collecting Dust
*Collecting restraining orders...wait....
*Cycling
*Pretty much anything that can kill the boredom on some days. (not above just hanging out somewhere)
*Getting songs stuck in co-worker's heads
*Putting things out of reach from midgets
*Calling Telemarketers while they eat dinner
*Asking panhandlers for change
*Selling cookies to Girl Scouts

Other Interesting Details:
*Found out the hard way that being stabbed in the chest hurts like hell. Shouldn't be alive, but I am. And with a different perspective on things
*Tend to get songs stuck in my head and have to buy the cd its on to remedy that situation.

Giving the whole online meeting yet another go. Previous experience has the pessimist in me wondering "why waste time?". But the optimist in me says "They all can't be looney toons". And the kid in me loves the frosted side

Every failure teaches me something new to improve on.

I am sure there is more, but got to leave some things for you to find out.

I am Understanding, semi-insane, and sweet
What I’m doing with my life
"Making my way, the only way I know how.Thats Just a little bit more than the law would allow"
Right now: Video game peddler
Basically my life is a work in progress. Always striving for improvement.
I’m really good at
Listening to problems of any nature and making people laugh. Random imitations. Vocals on Rock Band /Guitar Hero. Making akward moments fun. Making fun moments akward. Distracting co-workers with random songs made up on the spot. Not updating my social site pages. Getting random songs stuck in peoples head. Creeping the hell out of people. Hunting down certain movies/shows on dvd. Betting the bippy. Dancing in a banana costume. Finding out who put the bop in the bop-shoo-wop. Dancing to Joy Division and celebrating the Irony...
The first things people usually notice about me
Mostly they mistake me for a serial killer. Judgemental jerkstores.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: I like my music like I like my women. Rocking and rocks me hard... NIN, Rob Zombie, Aerosmith, Kiss, Ozzy Osbourne, Tool, Staind, Buckcherry,Bush, Rush, Offspring, Cradle of Filth, Lamb of God, Lacuna Coil,Ugly Kid Joe, Alien Ant Farm,Mushroomhead, Gun's & Roses (well the original line up), King Diamond, Megadeth, Metallica,Cheap trick, NIN (yes, Reznor rocks that much), Smashing Pumpkins, Red Hot Chili Peppers, 3 Doors Down, Good Charolette,Matchbox 20,G Tom Mac (and whatever alias he has had over the years) Bowling for Soup, Blind Melon, Gone Jackals, Goo Goo Dolls,Men at Work, Nirvana, Soul Asylum, Ill Nino, Velvet Revolver, LostProphets, Danny Elfman, David Bowie, Stone Temple Pilots, Bon Jovi, Hole, Filter,NIN, Seven Mary Three, Shinedown, Remy Zero, Fuel, All American Rejects,Stabbing Westward, Motley Crue, Everclear, Marylin Manson, Kid Rock, Chumbawumba (its so damn fun to say!), AC/DC, Gary Jules, Type O Negative, KMFDM, Butthole Surfers,Hinder, Hurt, Godsmack, Wombats, Cake,Dethklok (yes, I now they are a ficional animated band, but they have 2 real albums), They Might Be Giants, NIN, Korn, Nothingface,The Who,Cage the Elephant, John Williams, Primus, Powerman 5000, Johnny Cash, Crash Test Dummies, Gravity Kills, Tom Petty, Billy Joel, Sammy Hagar, Blue Oyster Cult, Monster Magnet, Sinsstar, Bloodhound Gang, The Killers, Rolling Stones, Linkin Park, Andrew W.K., Green Day, Green Jelly (yes Green Jelly, i know lots of things about this band. ), NIN, Stroke 9, Shinedown,Led Zeppelin, Disturbed, P.O.D, Depeche Mode, The Rugburns,NIN, Radiohead, Queen, Ween, Pushmonkey, Static X, HIM, Sponge, She Wants Revenge, Drowning Pool, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, R.E.M.,Cage the Elephant, System of a Down, Stan Bush, Trapt, Foo Fighters, Alice Cooper, Dinosaur Jr, Billy Idol, Weezer, The Eagles, Lynyrd Skynyrd,Reel Big Fish, U2, Me First and the Gimmie Gimmies,Black Sabbath, Weird Al Yankovic, Huey Lewis, Flaming Lips, Puddle of Mudd, Poison, Ween, Lazlo Bane,Alvin and the Chipmunks, that guy who wrote the theme to the Smurfs, and of course... Nine Inch Nails

Movies:The list is ongoing: The Crow, Boondock Saints (both of them), Office Space,Donnie Darko, original Star Wars Trilogy,A Clockwork Orange, Back to the Future,Meet the Feebles,Postal, Dee Snider's Strangeland, Aliens,Watchmen,The Avengers, Indiana Jones,Lord of the Rings Trilogy,Nightmare Before Christmas, most of Mel Brooks's films, Troma films, films from Matt Stone and Trey Parker, films from Martin Scorsese, films by Quentin Tarentino, All of Tim Burton's movies, Superman, Batman Begins,The Dark Knight (definately rocked!) Evil Dead, Darkman, Spider-man, X-Men, Blade, Men in Black,Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Cannibal Holocaust, Desperado,Avatar, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Sin City,The Lost Boys,Anything by Takashi Miike, Nightmare on Elm Street (yes even the new one), Friday the 13th,Videodrome, Hellraiser,Star Trek (2009), Zombieland, Child's Play, The films directed by Rob Zombie, Most of those cheesey horror films of the 80's, anything with excessive violence, porn, and secretly some animated Disney movies (Lilo & Stich is the best) more to be added...

Books: Mostly Comics really. Marvels Ultimate line, Ranma 1/2, Akira, Naruto, Inyuasha,Watchmen, Death Note, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Squee and just about anything manga related.

And since it seems to be more common:Television: Don't so much watch much tv when the episodes are aired, I still get my fix thanks to the marvel of dvd sets. Collection includes That 70's Show, Alf, Dukes of Hazard, Knight Rider, Animaniacs, Transformers, He-man, Freakazoid, Smallville, Mork and Mindy, Scrubs, The Shield, Nip/Tuck, The Crow Stairway to Heaven,Big Bang Theory, Masters of Horror, Family Guy, Futurama, Just about anything on Adult Swim, The Black Donnely's, Titus, Pee-wee's Playhouse, Sliders, Beavis and Butthead, Monty Pythons Flying Circus, Ranma 1/2, Naruto, there's more, but I really don't feel like checking my collection right now lol.
The six things I could never do without
-Music (My Ipod has all my cds but if I used that, I'd have to add a seventh thing since I'd need a way to charge it) -Friends -employment (i've tried going without that, it sucks) -people with a sense of humor -family -oxygen
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"My head's overloading, it has a chocolate coating. I'm a textbook case for Sigmund Frued"

My mind is always pondering various things. It helps me to deal with every possibilty of whatever I am dealing with.
I also relaized that there isnt much originality in Hollywood. Check the movie section on any given week. Most of it is sequels, prequels, based off some literature or real event, and even remakes. And also I think about how many profiles I read that turn out to be contradictory.
I also find myself constantly wondering how they really cram all that grahm into every bite of Golden Grahms

And I always wonder:
What kind of magic spell to use?
Slime and snails
Or puppy dog tails?
Thunder or lightning?
Something frightening
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out down the street. Its the same old thing, I did last week...
Doing things. Its what I like to do. (yes)
Betting that bippy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have not yet been to Oxford Town
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 23–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You live near by and want to get together and have a good time. Or if I just sound interesting enough for you to make the effort. Or if your insanely bored.Or if you find we have common intrests.Or if you don't intend on passing judgment on me based on some minor fact.Or if you like to laugh.Or if you need a feel good boost to your ego by kicking my ass in Guitar Hero.Or if you would like a similar ego boost by kicking my ass at Lazer Quest (seriously I suck)Or if you don't mind that almost every sentence in this paragraph starts with "or". Or if you are seriously intrigued or whatever other reason floats your boat...

If you believe in Harvey Dent

If your are, or resemble or even share traits with Pauley Perrette or her Abby Sciuto role.

You believe it should have been left at Han shooting first

Nerdy Gamer gals are always a plus.

But... no psychos. Truly, I shouldn't have to say it, but previous experience has taught me otherwise. A little crazy is fine, in fact prefered. Not crazy at all? No worries, I can train you.

Don't bother if:
*Your a gold digger. Yes... considering yourself "high maintainence" is the same damn thing
*Your Judgemental. Wait to meet me in person before you pass your shallow judgement on me. Then, will I be alright with it.
*You are not patient. I like to go with friends first, and see what develops. I have no intention into going into something serious with out seeing how things can go.
* If you think "Hurt" is Johnny Cash's best song

If you still meet my prerequisites, then whats stopping you?

Most Importantly: If you can notice how Joy Division's song "Dead Souls" links my favorite movie with my favorite band, you should definatley say "Hi". Thats an automatic bonus points for you.

I don't always send the first message, but when I do, its cause I have had a few Dos Equis