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25 M Burnsville, MN

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:33pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has cats
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Hello! My name is Jack. If you call me any other variation of my name, there's a 99.99% chance I will not respond. So I'm just like Lysol with killing bacteria!

Anywho, I find myself to be a caring person who puts others before me. I will try anything once. I'm rather sarcastic. People say that I'm smart; I think that I'm clever. I'm definitely nerdy. I have a hard time saying no when pale ask for help.

I like to see the silver lining in a situation. This has not only helped me out many times, but my friends also.

A sense of humor is a huge thing for me. I believe that I have one myself, but my humor tends to be dirty, sarcastic, nerdy, amazing, etc.

In not the most attractive/tan/buff/stereotypical dude out there, and I'm very much ok with that. I'm weird, odd, respectful, sweet charming, and I think that makes me a better me.

The two things that shock my friends when they find out: I know American Sign Language and I have a sister.

I often think I'm the last adult in earth who doesn't have a tattoo. I'm ok with that.
What I’m doing with my life
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I currently hold down a "professional" job working in the car business. It's not where I wanted to end up, it's not even remotely close to anything I thought up, but I'm enjoying every day of it! I have a very unique position in the dealership, as I'm told. I am an Inventory Acquisition Specialist, so essentially, I buy cars. I do a whole bunch more there, but the important thing to know is that they gave a shopaholic the ability to spend a quarter of a million dollars a week.

Update: I get to use my design degree there! Moving all our design in house and I get to be part of that! I still get to spend money, too!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm pretty good with figuring things out, especially with computers. Also, driving a stick shift. If you can drive a manual transmission, I find that very attractive. No, that's not a sexual thing. The past three cars I've had have all been manual. I can teach you if you're willing to learn!
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes or how skinny I am.

Also, that I swear like a disgruntled, anthropomorphized cat. Fair warning.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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These all change constantly and are in no particular order.

Books: Harry Potter, of course. Tuesdays with Morrie, The Phantom Tollbooth, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, almost any graphic novel and book on art and design. Currently reading Ender's Game.

Movies: Now You See Me, most Marvel movies, Ender's Game, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Fantastic Mr. Fox, Moulin Rouge, The Social Network, Harry Potter, LOTR, The Hobbit, Batman Begins, Dark Night, and many others.

TV: TopGear UK, Warehouse 13, BoJack Horseman, Big Bang Theory, House, Fringe, Scrubs, Archer, Continuum, Invader Zim, Mad Men, Firefly, Sherlock (from the BBC), 30 Rock, How I Met Your Mother, Community, and any science documentary about space, life, evolution, origins, mysteries, etc.

Music: I like anything that isn't rap and screamo. I'm learning to appreciate country.

Food: I love the traditional home cooked meat and potatoes. Although, I'm starting to not like meat as much. I dunno why, it's just not as appealing to me unless it's prepared differently.

Video Games: Borderlands, Dishonored, Halo, Bioshock, GTA, Destiny, Shadow Complex, Mario Kart, Super Smash Bros., Diablo, TimeSplitters, Watch Dogs, Dead Space, Mario Party, and many more!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Cell phone/Internet
My cat/Internet cats
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend a lot of time thinking about thinking. I'm *always* thinking about something. It's usually about something completely random, but potentially serious.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm probably just relaxing with Netflix, a good video game/story, or comfort food.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Most often, I'm an open book. Ask me something and I'll answer it honestly. I don't have much of a filter in my personal life. Fair warning.
You should message me if
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You're nerdy, adventurous, intelligent, out-spoken, write properly, can hold a conversation, willing to try new things, or if I message you!

Also, if you can drive a manual transmission, infinite bonus points!