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25 M Burnsville, MN

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:23am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Hello! My name is Jack. If you look to your right, you'll see that I'm a bit of a smartass and looking to your left, you can notice my combination of kindness and sarcasm. Moving on!

I find myself to be a caring person who puts others before me, but that doesn't mean that I don't do the sarcasm, as I stated in the introductory tour above. I will try anything once. People say that I'm smart; I think that I'm clever. I'm definitely nerdy. I have a hard time saying no when people ask for help.

I like to see the silver lining in a situation.

A sense of humor is a huge thing for me. I believe that I have one myself, but my humor tends to be dirty, sarcastic, nerdy, amazing, etc. I listen to a lot of comedians in my office at work and on long road trips. Lately, it's been Jimmy Carr and Anthony Jeselnik. Their anti-joke/dirty/twist/touchy humor I find hilarious.

In not the most attractive/tan/buff/stereotypical dude out there, and I'm very much ok with that. I'm weird, odd, respectful, sweet, charming, and I think that makes me a better me! I'm not into the sports. I honestly believe it's because I have a hard time remembering names, and because I've never really been a fan of sports. Heh. I've got some friends who are trying to get me interested. It's working.

I get a huge kick out of making people laugh, no matter what I have to do. That's what she said, dirty jokes, sarcastic comments, and random pulled-out-of-my-ass anecdotes.

The two things that shock my friends when they find out: I know American Sign Language and I have a sister.

I often think I'm the last adult in earth who doesn't have a tattoo. I'm ok with that.
What I’m doing with my life
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I currently hold down a professional-level job working in the car business. It's not where I thought I would be, but I'm enjoying every day of it! I have a very unique position in the dealership, as I'm told. I am an Inventory Acquisition and Marketing Specialist, so essentially, I buy cars and market them! I do a whole bunch more there, but the important thing to know is that they gave a shopaholic the ability to spend a quarter of a million dollars a week.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm pretty good with figuring things out, especially with computers. Also, driving a stick shift. If you can drive a manual transmission, I find that very attractive. No, that's not a sexual thing. The past three cars I've had have all been manual. I can teach you if you're willing to learn!

I should also mention that I'm good at being blunt. I picked that up with ASL.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes or how skinny I am.

Also, that I swear like a disgruntled cat. Fair warning.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
These all change constantly and are in no particular order.

Books: Harry Potter, of course. Tuesdays with Morrie, The Phantom Tollbooth, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, almost any graphic novel and book on art and design. Currently reading Ender's Game.

Movies: Now You See Me, most Marvel movies, Ender's Game, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Fantastic Mr. Fox, Moulin Rouge, The Social Network, Harry Potter, LOTR, The Hobbit, Batman Begins, Dark Night, and many others.

TV: TopGear UK, Warehouse 13, BoJack Horseman, Big Bang Theory, House, Fringe, Scrubs, Archer, Continuum, Invader Zim, Mad Men, Firefly, Sherlock (from the BBC), 30 Rock, How I Met Your Mother, Community, and any science documentary about space, life, evolution, origins, mysteries, etc.

Music: I like anything that isn't rap and screamo. I'm learning to appreciate country.

Food: I love the traditional home cooked meat and potatoes. Although, I'm starting to not like meat as much. I dunno why, it's just not as appealing to me unless it's prepared differently.

Video Games: Borderlands, Dishonored, Halo, Bioshock, GTA, Destiny, Shadow Complex, Mario Kart, Super Smash Bros., Diablo, TimeSplitters, Watch Dogs, Dead Space, Mario Party, and many more!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Cell phone/Internet
My cat/Internet cats
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend a lot of time thinking about thinking. I'm *always* thinking about something. It's usually about something completely random, but potentially serious.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm probably just relaxing with Netflix, a good video game/story, or comfort food.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Most often, I'm an open book. Ask me something and I'll answer it honestly. I don't have much of a filter in my personal life. Fair warning.
You should message me if
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You're nerdy, adventurous, intelligent, out-spoken, write properly, can hold a conversation, willing to try new things, or if I message you!

Also, if you can drive a manual transmission, infinite bonus points!

I feel like I need to include this: I won't reply if you say "hey whats up." Put some effort into it! I know I do! I'm looking for something serious. So, seriously guys, let's be serious. Seriously.