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  • Ages 18–32
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My details

Last online
May 15
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body type
Strictly vegetarian
Atheism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Working on space camp
Seeing Someone
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Spanish (Poorly), Chinese (Poorly)
My self-summary
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The most important thing is to work with what you've got.
What I’m doing with my life
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Looking in windows; looking out windows; climbing through windows.

I looked at a lot of screens in school, then I taught high school science. Then I ran away to various islands. I lived in the park and practiced arguing and shouting at banks. Then I learned to move really slowly, and taught English to an unending stream of brunettes. Now I'm back in Cali Cali, and I teach science again.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Oh, nonsense
The first things people usually notice about me
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The one guy who just doesn't seem to have gotten the memo.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like old fairy tales and avant-garde cartoons. "British novels." Thick, exquisite fantasies. Unreliable histories. Borges. I read while eating and eat while reading. I no longer read while driving, by popular demand.

Guitar bands that sound like they play where it's foggy, I like that. And fiddles, and bagpipes, and drum machines if you can still make out the individual thumps. Cee Lo? Mississippi John Hurt. Toumani Diabate. Um, Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. Cellos. The upright bass. Sam Cooke. I like the sound a piano makes in a very clean room.

Velvet Goldmine, Royal Tenenbaums, anytime they remake an old thing with more growling and people getting socked in the head (see Batman, Beethoven's 3rd), anything by Oscar Wilde, Tom Stoppard, Beckett (mostly a contrarian impulse here), Roald Dahl (wait, we're back to books now?)...Edmund Burke, but once was enough. And movies with good swordfights in em.

Oh my god I forgot Nick Cage. Nick Cage. Keanu Reeves. Swayze. You know, classical thespians.

Fruit and spices, like, really, really spices.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Eat sleep shit fuck art? Also standing very, very still.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I like to imagine that little unimportant things were arranged to make my world more delightful! Like for example I find a rubber band on the ground. Maybe I needed a rubber band. I think this might be what white privilege feels like.

Also racism, and the gender binary, and how not to suck at teaching, and fucking oppression in general, and optimizing systems, and anatomical power trains, and fighting, and lunch.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Confused but grateful. Queer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I really, genuinely love being alive. It's the best.
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