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27 M Taipei, Taiwan

My Details

Last Online
Feb 1
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Working on space camp
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and has cats
English, Spanish (Poorly), Chinese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Better a character than an extra.

I'm actually in Taoyuan (桃園市)but OKCupid does not understand why anyone would live there, which is pretty similar to most people I meet in Taipei, come to think of it.

我是美國人 -- 加州。國語說不好,对不起。。。我學!
What I’m doing with my life
You ever play Rocketeer? In preschool all the boys would sprint from one end of the playground to the other, bent at the waist, arms held out rigid behind us, making zooming sounds and screeching. I remember tripping once, got a couple ounces of gravel pulled out of my face. Hard to break a fall with your arms held rigid behind you. I don't really remember even seeing the movie, ever. Wasn't Brendan Fraser in it? I just remember the zooming.

[EDIT: According to my sapient pal Turtle, The Rocketeer starred Billy Campbell, a guy with no other screen credits who, in my defense, looks a little like Brendan Fraser. THE MORE YOU KNOW]

I looked at a lot of screens in school, then I taught high school science. Then I ran away to New Zealand. Now I'm thinking...movement actor? One-man band? Summer camp counselor? Lab tech?

At this instant I'm teaching English to adorable children. Fun but hardly a lifelong dream.
I’m really good at
Oh, nonsense
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm improperly dressed for the occasion.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like old fairy tales and avant-garde cartoons. "British novels." Thick, exquisite fantasies. Unreliable histories. Borges. I read while eating and eat while reading. I no longer read while driving, by popular demand.

Guitar bands that sound like they play where it's foggy, I like that. And fiddles, and bagpipes, and drum machines if you can still make out the individual thumps. Cee Lo? Mississippi John Hurt. Um, Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. The song by the Weakerthans about penguins and French philosophy. Cellos. The upright bass. I like the sound a piano makes in a very clean room.

Velvet Goldmine, Royal Tenenbaums, anytime they remake an old thing with more growling and people getting socked in the head (see Batman, Beethoven's 3rd), anything by Oscar Wilde, Tom Stoppard, Beckett (mostly a contrarian impulse here), Roald Dahl (wait, we're back to books now?)...Edmund Burke, but once was enough. And movies with good swordfights in em.

Oh my god I forgot Nick Cage. Nick Cage. Keanu Reeves. Swayze. You know, classical thespians.

Fruit and spices, like, really, really spices.
The six things I could never do without
Eat sleep shit fuck art?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I like to imagine that little unimportant things were arranged to make my world more delightful! Like for example I find a rubber band on the ground. Maybe I needed a rubber band! Like maybe I was just thinking about how I should organize my pencil collection. Yeah, and uh politics.
On a typical Friday night I am
Appallingly, unapproachably sweaty.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sunny side up -- yolk broke.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
I'm a banter. Rer. So if you don't want to be banted at, dun bother.