Yeah, I’m a tall good looking guy with great hair who lives on a boat. Maybe I should manage expectations a little. So here goes: I can’t dance, sing, or play an instrument. I’m a little introverted, I become instantly tired in social situations where I know no one and have nothing in common with anyone. I can’t get excited about watching sports, I will often go on tirades about my dislike of Tacoma (where I grew up), I have strong opinions about most things, and I will judge you for not having seen the Big Lebowski or being able to recognize a Star Wars reference.
Other than that, I’m generally awesome and good at everything. I will do anything for a friend or someone I care about no matter how inconvenient. I’m very supportive and a good listener. I have a very strong moral compass and sense of social justice. I love a good cocktail and constantly find new and unusual drinks to make at home. I also appreciate good food, but would never refer to myself as a “foodie”, because that is a dumb word..
Are you fearlessly independent, confident, and able to navigate through life, recognizing what is important and what isn't? Do you have a high tolerance for satire and over the top ridiculous outbursts? Do you have the ability to not take half of what I say seriously? Do you have enough intellectual curiosity to at least have an opinion on most topics? If so, we will probably get along pretty well.