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kris1455

38 Sandy, UT Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–45
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:30am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I think you all are truly beautiful...
And I'm sick of dating....

I've walked the shores of mexico drunk, I've emptied my bag of demons in the desert, I've laughed at the hypocrisy of goverments, and lived for every moment. I've been to 48 states and two other countries and have only flown twice in my life. I've changed my meaning of life in heartbeat, I've taken every drug imaginable and stayed sober for years on end. I've tried every so-called sexually deviant experience and have climaxed after seeing the smile on someones face. I once believed the body I was born into was all I'd ever be, as much as some believe theres some old white man with a beard looking down on them from the clouds. I've talked to beautiful people for hours and hours and said more by staring into someones eyes for a second. I laugh at people who buy expensive shoes, but love them for it anyway. I throw grenades at my demeanor and dress up in pre-apocalyptic costumes. . I've pondered the question of who I am as opposed to what I am. And decided I don't give a fuck. I'd rather be happy than right.

“I have named the destroyers of nations: comfort, plenty, and security - out of which grow a bored and slothful cynicism, in which rebellion against the world as it is, and myself as I am, are submerged in listless self-satisfaction”-steinbeck.

"you get busy livin' or you get busy dyin'"
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to get out of this valley every weekend reading 2-3 books all the time, playing music, listening to NPR 7 hours a day, Raising a chocolate lab puppy to be a vicious killer, going to the gym , working on the garden, working on a mural in the garage, working on the house, taking any excuse to go on a road trip, working towards getting some property away from the city to live a sustainable life, laughing at people's absurdities....
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening, conversation, pearls of wisdom, pearls of insanity, making people laugh......
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Eyes, tattoo's....My ability to fly. I've been told I'm intimidating.
I grow skin, 10 ten times faster than regular people.
And I want a pet Wolverines.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
MUSIC:"tsunami bomb-"pj harvey","rise against ","swollen members","shooter jennings,"david gray","tom waits,"radiohead","iggy pop, regina spektor,"ani difranco","jill scott"eryka badu"van morrison,","bikini kill,"social distortion", "Drive-by truckers-, "Murder city devils, Hollie Cook ",nico vega, atmosphere, Aesop rock, B*stard john, Jason isbell, the civil wars.
MOVIES:"the believer","garden state","my body guard","playing by heart","the way of the gun","fear and loathing in las vegas","a love song for bobby long","the ballad of jack and rose","walk the line","the departed","raging bull","rein of fire", "Joe versus the volcano", "Last tango in paris". "The night porter"
BOOKS:"the voice of knowledge","galapagos","mans search for meaning","on the road","a moveable feast","a drink with shane mcgowan","grapes of wrath","the picture of dorian gray", "diary of a drug fiend", "anthem", "notes from the underground", "illusions", "Freedom", "The monkey wrench gang".
FOOD: food
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good laughs, good friends, good times, good eats, good drinks, good music.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
trying not to think too much and.......

I want a pet wolverine.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hopefully headed away from people, Headed to the mountains or the desert, going to a show, reading a book or getting a drink with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
“Admit it. You aren’t like them. You’re not even close. You may occasionally dress yourself up as one of them, watch the same mindless television shows as they do, maybe even eat the same fast food sometimes. But it seems that the more you try to fit in, the more you feel like an outsider, watching the “normal people” as they go about their automatic existences. For every time you say club passwords like “Have a nice day” and “Weather’s awful today, eh?”, you yearn inside to say forbidden things like “Tell me something that makes you cry” or “What do you think deja vu is for?”. ― Timothy Leary
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like beards,
Spontaneous road trips
Banter and
Candor.
And if you've got the sand to do it, HA!