I hate:
~The government
~Liars
~Cheaters
~Fakes
~The War on Terror
~Ignorance
~Prejudice
~Corporations
~Starbucks
~Wal-Mart
~Cover bands (except for one)
~Posers
~Fashion
~Conformity for the sheer sake of conforming
~ Sudden spirituality simply when faced with your own mortality
~People who fear death as opposed to accepting it
~People who can't learn to work towards bettering the person they are.
~Your Mom
~You

I Love:
~The Ramones
~The Beatles
~Sushi
~Cheese
~Good Sex
~Sleeping
~Activism
~Coffee
~Smoking
~Beatnik coffee shops
~Lousy poetry
~Indie Rock
~Detroit

I guess I just felt a list was the easiest way to summarize myself into my self summary. I love redundancy. I talk a lot, too much actually but this is because silence intimidates me. I often say things that are not necessarily how I feel. It's not that I lie, it's just that I keep talking to fill the silent gaps. I don't do typical date things, for me beer and hockey is good enough. Once I took a man out to breakfast in the hospital cafeteria and afterwards we spent time in the old folks ward listening to people talk. I thought it was a lot of fun, but he never called me again.

My wardrobe pretty much looks like the last four decades vomited into my closet and I rolled around in it. I wear long skirts with band shirts. I like clashing colors. I like hemp jewelry. I'm crazy.

I don't understand the way women think or the games they play, but I will do my best to help you with your problems. That's one thing I'm really good at, helping people. I make a great shoulder to cry on. This is why I end up in that cursed "friend-zone".

I'm not exactly looking for love on this site. I figure if it happens, it happens. But I'm far from needing completion in my life. I'd like to find another whole person, rather than someone who needs me to complete them. I want to make friends who like the same shit I do and who won't mind sitting for hours and just talking about nothing and everything.

I am majoring in Anthropology at WSU. I have every intention of being Indiana Jones when I grow up.

Being your friend. I know that sounds silly, but I'll do anything to get you to smile and I'll cut a bitch if they hurt you.

I also used to kick major ass in ice hockey, but I can't do that anymore.

I read. A LOT. This leads me to making vague literary references that people never understand. I have a similar problem with quoting movies.

I paint. I prefer oils, but lately I've been doing the acrylic thing.

I write. Mostly poetry, but I swear it isn't lame stuff about cutting yourself and bleeding onto the page to form words. That's silly.

I am an asshole. I offend people all the time, and it's not necessarily on purpose. I'm just vulgar and rude. Plus I have a knack for stringing insults together.

I have a huge chest. What? It asked what people notice about me. People tell me all the time that I have a huge chest.

Something less superficial would probably be my laugh. It's goofy and I am always telling jokes and laughing. Or my eyes. I get compliments on my eyes all the time.

Books: Joe Meno, Anything by David/Leigh Eddings, The Lord of the Rings Series, Orwell's 1984, Daniel Quinn's Ishmael, Faulkner's As I Lay Dying, The Inferno, Purgatorio and Paradiso, Mark Acito's How I Paid for College: A novel of Sex, Theft, Friendship and Musical Theater, I fucking hate Sylvia Plath, Noam Chomsky, The Anarchist Cookbook, Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs, Dave Barry, David Sedaris.
- I read a lot of dark humor fiction-like stuff. Or I read essays full of wit :P

Movies: Neverwas, Pi, Little Miss Sunshine, Juno, Everything is Illuminated, Saved, Patch Adams, Thank You for Smoking, A Good Year, Man of the Year, The Dark Knight, Iron Man, X-Men, Batman: Mask of the Phantasm, Star Wars, Blue Harvest, Lint, Princessas, Wayne's World, Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist, WALL-E, Cheesy B Horror films, 70's Kung Fu films.
- Basically if it makes me laugh, either deliberately or at it OR if it makes me think I like it. Particularly under-budgeted smart indie films.

Music: Against Me Against All Authority Whole Wheat Bread Guttermouth Catch-22 Streetlight Manifesto The Kinks The Killers The Decemberists, Dropkick Murphys, Goyah Haifa Voltaire The Mountain Goats The Magnetic Fields The Waitresses 4 Non Blonds Tori Amos Edie Brickell Blind Melon Sean Fitz Reel Big Fish The Ramones The Dead Kennedys Sublime The Misfits Godsmack The Offspring Plain White T's Downtown Brown Anti-Flag The Suicide Machines Rancid The Pixies, System of a Down The Weakerthans Ted Leo and the Pharmacists Arctic Monkeys Peter Bjorn and John Ani DiFranco Scary Kids Scaring Kids Showtunes - yeah that's right, I'm a fag The New Pornographers Reverend and the Wakers The Born Ruffians Nada Surf Feist The Hard Lessons, Neutral Milk Hotel, Turisas, Gin Blossoms, Marcy Playground, World Inferno Friendship Society
- There's no way I can list all of the music I like. I'm a punk kid living in an indie rock world. I LOVE local Detroit bands and I am often seen at random shows.

Food: Pretty much anything ethnic, particularly Middle Eastern and Thai

Speech, sight, smokes, my car, Hugh Laurie and food.

In that order.

You.

Okay, I just think a lot.

Scarfing down Coney dogs and drinking coffee.

I'm a natural redhead. ;-)

If you don't know what I mean by that, you're missing out.

You want to eat disgustingly bad for you food at 24 hour hole-in-the-wall diners and laugh until that sweet sustenance that is coffee comes out of your nose.

Or if you aren't completely annoyed by everything I've said and you want to engage in deeply intellectual conversations about asinine topics like the logical thing to do if the Zombie Apocalypse happens.

Or if you just want to engage in deeply intellectual conversations period.