hii im kriss :) im an artist and photographer and lots of other stuff, kind of a reniassance person i guess. i have lots of hobbies im really silly i like to eat cookies and watch cartoons and paint in bed. i refuse to talk about hair products lol. i like to watch football under one of two conditions: it's not a college game andOR the raiders are playing. i grew up in chicago so i always watch the bears games too. i like to think i'm pretty clever and i noticed that i make alot of cultural references in conversation. i guess this can be good or bad cause ill turn you onto alot of interesting stuff but you might not know what i'm talking about til later. i been trying to quit smoking for a while but i am a chain smoker and it is really difficult, i smoke alot when there is no one around to judge me. and i ramble sometimes when i'm stoned. i am kind of hyper when i'm sober. i might tell you the same story three times when i'm drunk but im irish dude, i can handle it.. i love to drink and play non-drinking card games like spades or king's corner. i LOVE the sims 2 and am kind of a big nerd about it.. um whatelse.. i'm blunt & vulgar, you'll love it. i am white trash with a 65 inch tv. yeaaa i'm pretty much one of the most random people ever. sometimes people ask me if i'm still talking. i'm just a sweet & lovable, crazy little weird girl. fuck you if you don't like me, i'm awesome.

disclaimer lol::::
I DO NOT PLAN ON GETTING MARRIED OR HAVING CHILDREN
if you want a woman to carry your seed look elsewhere..
I take a long time to commit to just the title of "boyfriend" let alone "husband" and i refuse to change my name because it is too awesome. Childbirth also terrifys me so if i ever do decide i want kids since i think they are pretty awesome i will probably adopt since there is already enough life not getting enough love.. I have many things in my life that keep me busy and that I want to accomplish in this small amount of time i am alotted.. or at least try to. my projects are my children. Relationships are more of a supplement to my life than a priority. But if I found someone who could brighten my already pretty golden days and be ridiculous with me I would totally make time for a partner in crazy. i'm into guys but i'm pretty much looking for a gf right now..

ALSO
don't bother me if you're not 420 friendly, i'm not gunna peer pressure you and i won't do it around people that don't like it but I don't have the patience for ignorant people who judge me based on the fact that i like to imbibe a substance that hurts no one and is only illegal because of this ignorance. personally i think if they are going to keep it illegal, cigarettes and alcohol should be prohibited as well considering they are both far more dangerous to the individual and actually cause a risk to the people around them. infact, i think i would totally embrace tobacco prohibition.

i goto school for art and i work in a sweatshop. my goals in life have nothing to do with how much i can aquire or fill my bank account with. due to this i may or may not be living in a cardboard box one day. ultimately i would love my art to be appreciated and patroned during my life time, if at all and perhaps in the future i will be knowledgable enough to teach. my biggest goal is to one day make epic cartoons, like an oil painting that is viewed on the silver screen. hopefully, it will all come together... you wait and see high school reunion~! haha

art.. pretty much any thing creative i guess, rolling joints, making tacos, being awesome at video games wii mario kart<3 i can kick anyone's ass at bomberman, i play ms. pacman on all the highest settings AND i can beat the original mario bros in like eight minutes! i am also awesome at spades, chess, typing fast, blowing minds and making mix cds LOL!

my hair, my eyes or maybe my smile. & my art. oh yea and i'm kinda funny too, people pick up on that.

books) "A Million Little Pieces" & "My Friend Leonard" by James Frey. "The Great Gatsby" Go Ask Alice "The Perks of Being a Wallflower" "Crank" "The Picture of Dorian Gray" "Angela's Ashes" "1984" "The Invisible Man" "The Outsiders" hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.. Terry Prachett's DiscWorld novels

movies) Alice in Wonderland,
Eternal Sunshine for the Spotless Mind,
Fantasia, killer clowns from outer space, the dark knight, idiocracy, harold and kumar, tank girl, kevin smith movies, pixar movies, the science of sleep, waking life, scanner darkly, IT, KIDS, Reefer Madness, it's a wonderful life, Religulous, Rain Man, goodfelas, casino, scarface, donny brasco, grama's boy, daddys boy, spanglish.. pretty much anything adam sandler

music)DEFTONES, sublime, weezer, twiztid, (hed)pe, SOAD, atreyu, rob zombie, grateful dead. the beatles, jack johnson, ben harper, bob marley, bob dylan, the doors, happy hardcore and other crazy techno, disco biscuits, pretty lights, shpongle, chromeo, 3oh3, br0k3ncyde, infected mushroom, sts9, some classical stuff, sage francis, rhymesayers, immortal technique, bury your dead, kmk, tech n9ne, mac lethal, tool,. etc. etc.. i <3 music ALOT. oh yea and i hate dave matthews and ALL country music.

"the only thing worse than dave matthews is live dave matthews."
(and kanye west, of course.)

food) ALL OF IT! i'm a fat kid inside.
sausage! torpedos, pizza, pasta, breakfast linksi loves it

my senses.
sublime and the deftones
any kind of art supplies.
my bedddd :)
cartoons and snes
good friends // my family.

six is too small a number damnit !!

other dimensions lol dreams, beauty. the human condition. FOOD song lyrics, things i lost, places i want to go, stuff i want to make.

working til 5 or 6 and then depending on how tired i am, i either go to a house party/bar/club/show or i go home and sleep then party saturday night.

i am still carrying "holiday weight" LOL! a very stressful year has taken it's toll on my body, i used to be very very skinny so my definition of chubby is probably different than yours. so i would say that i am slightly chubby, but working on it! so if you have a problem with a little bit of chub you can just fuck yourself because your too shallow to bother with anyways.

ohyeaaa and
i think hallucinagens are better than sex.

you like cute little irish girls :)

you like cooking for cute little irish girls haha
and you actually cook well.. or will at least put up with my endless hours of food network watching and amateur chefery lol

you're under thirty years old !!
im looking for someone
young and crazy
like myself
who isn't thinking
about marriage
and children
yet, if at all.

and you're not a cynical jackass who says they have a sarcastic sense of humor, i think life is beautiful and i don't have time for people who don't appreciate that. sure, life is not perfect but it is a great stroke of chance that you even exist so be grateful instead of negative. your existance could be a maggot or something else that maybe eats it's own vomit, so enjoy it !!

or you're just crazy fun and like to drive everywhere cuz i dont have a license!

you want to know about this art i keep talking about ??

http://whiskerfuck.deviantart.com/gallery/#_browse