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krissy328

26 Fairbanks, AK Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Nov 19
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of two-year college
Job
Unemployed
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Has kids, and wants more
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Lets start with: I am really shy when I first meet people. I stutter a little bit when I get excited about something. I am overweight. I am a wannabe artist and I smoke pot. I am obsessed with tornadoes.

I am a bit of a nerd. I have a Xenomorph tattoo on my right arm (Alien is my favorite movie). If I don't recognize an actor in a movie, I look them up. I figure out what they've played in and stupid bits of trivia. I'm weird like that.

I'm a wee bit ditzy. Things do tend to go over my head, especially when I'm tired.

I love kids movies and sci fi. I read constantly. I like old fashioned MMOs, but am really disappointed with just about all MMOs these days. They are all basically like playing a single player game with other random people thrown in -- no fun.

I am bisexual. ( I appreciate a good looking man and I am even more appreciative of a good looking woman). It was pretty recently that I have realized this. Maybe I should say I am bisexual with an preference towards women? I am married to a man, with three step kids that I recently legally adopted. I love my husband, he is my best friend. He knows my sexual preference and we are both okay with that.

Also, I am pretty fed up with this whole being an adult thing.
What I’m doing with my life
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I am currently a stay at home momma of three awesome kiddos.
Starting in Fall of 2015 I will be going back to school to get my Ph.D in Atmospheric Science. I have very big tornado oriented goals for my future and that excites me immensely although I am not super excited about the eight years of school I have ahead of me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fixing computers. Google is your friend! xD Not the super technical stuff, but I can usually figure out what is wrong with a computer.
I enjoy pixel art and am a decent website designer.

I roll a decent joint.
I can hold my liquor and if it's tequila, I won't even be hung over the next day.

Random creative stuff. Painting, refurbishing, DIY, etc.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm short...
And overweight.
I laugh alot, I smile alot. I blush easy.
Sometimes depending on what I'm wearing, people notice my tattoos.
Or my weird hair colors.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books:: Stranger in a Strange Land, Pride and Prejuidice, The Giver, You Dont Know Me, Pet Cemetery, Harry Potter (in order of 3,4,6,1,5,7,2), anything Shakespeare, The Hobbit, Great Gatsby... I read alot.
Recent favorites :: Invisible Monsters, Enders Game

Movies:: Alien, Aliens, Alien 3, Alien Resurrection, AVP. (hell yeah). Predator, Species. (Bring it on)
Avengers, Hitman, Gamer, Sherlock Holmes, Pirates of the Caribbean, V for Vendetta, The Borrowers, Cruel Intentions, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Ella Enchanted, The Breakfest Club, Princess Bride, Robin Hood Men in Tights, Labyrinth, Fun with Dick and Jane, Queen of the Damned, Corpse Bride, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Edward Scissorhands, Beetlejuice, The Island, Something Funny Happened on the Way to the Forum, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Little Mermaid, Bad Santa, Mary Poppins, Jurassic Park, Phantom of the Opera... yeah the list goes on and on.

I've recently fallen in love with Superheros. :D So, pick a super hero movie and chances are I love it. (Except superman, believe it or not. Not a fan)

OH and I haven't seen any of the Dark Knights. <_< Need to!

TV Shows :: I don't watch a lot of TV, but throw on some Doctor Who or Futurama and you may have trouble getting my attention xD

Recent TV show obsessions:: Witches of East End, Archer, American Horror Story

Music:: ALL! Especially Rock, Techno, Country... Currently obsessing over The Beatles, Tom Petty, Nicki Minaj, Cake, and The Dirty Heads.

Recently : Fuckin Cake man! My favorite thing right now is Cake radio on Pandora
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
:: Kissing
:: Music
:: Art
:: Learning Random Whatnot
:: My (chosen) Family
:: My Cell Phone
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Completely random off the wall shit usually. Stuff I don't even remember by the time you've pulled me out of my thoughts.

I spend a great deal of time googling tornadoes, supercells, zombies, and instructables. I like to learn.

I also think a lot about tattoos... I'm kinda obsessed with them, though I only have four. I have several planned.

Also I spend a lot of time thinking about sex. There had to be honest.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I am probably staying up as late as I can. Possibly smoking, maybe drinking, maybe playing darts or watching movies with my peoples.

But if it is a Saturday night... my Saturday nights are reserved for my kiddos. Thats the night that we stay up all night watching whatever the heck they want to watch on netflix. Its the only real screen time they get, and they get it all night once a week xD
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Ermm... I'm not really a private person.
So I have nothing to put here. I'll answer almost anything.

But I suppose I should put sometime here...

I like to play catch.
I'm incredibly giggly when I'm any kind of nervous.
I start off as shy, but the more I get to know you the weirder I become.
I have anxiety issues that at rare random times greatly effect my life.
You should message me if
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If you see something that interests you. Or have something to teach me.
Whatever. I like to talk and to listen. I love being told stories.

Maybe, If you want a smoking buddy? :D

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