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krist_jeans

26 M Washington, DC

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:23am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Post-modern bro. I'd like to think I'm an ideal mix of genteel Southern charm and worldly sophistication, but feel free to let me know otherwise.

ENTJ with a heavy emphasis on the T & J
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Came to DC to finish grad school after a stint living in Europe. Fast forward a couples years and now I work in consulting downtown and live in the burgeoning borough of Petworth
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
1.) Jeopardy
2.) Curating late-night playlists
3.) Guessing which celebrity is doing the voiceover on a commercial. Try me.
4.) Realizing efficiencies
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Apparently that I'm usually wearing sunglasses. And I have an unusual name so that also serves as an ice-breaker
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music: How To Dress Well, Chad Valley, Penguin Prison, Blood Orange, Goldroom, Reptar, Autre Ne Veut, Drake, Classixx, Bloc Party, Gigamesh, Disclosure, Cut Copy, Sigur Ros

Books: I'm re-reading Blood Meridian at the moment
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
SEC football
passport
afternoon Tecates
the usual pretentious liberal rags (e.g., New Yorker, Economist, NYT Magazine)
good speakers
caffeine
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably out somewhere in the vicinity of U Street, 9th, or Columbia Heights
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can't watch awkwardness on TV (like Michael Scott levels of awkwardness).
You should message me if
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You're smart, funny, and interesting. We can figure out the rest from there.