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krist_jeans

26 M Washington, DC

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:19pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Post-modern bro. I'd like to think I'm an ideal mix of genteel Southern charm and worldly sophistication, but feel free to let me know otherwise.

ENTJ with a heavy emphasis on the T & J
What I’m doing with my life
Came to DC to finish grad school after a stint living in Europe, 2 years later I work in consulting and live in the burgeoning borough of Petworth
I’m really good at
1.) Jeopardy
2.) Curating late-night playlists
3.) Guessing which celebrity is doing the voiceover on any given commercial. Try me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have an unusual first name, so that's usually how the conversation starts.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A sampling: Wild Cub, How To Dress Well, Chad Valley, Penguin Prison, Blood Orange, Goldroom, Reptar, Autre Ne Veut, Drake, Classixx, Bloc Party, Gigamesh, Disclosure, Cut Copy, Sigur Ros

Books: I'm re-reading Blood Meridian at the moment.

Food: Kangaroo Boxing Club, Estadio, Red Hen, Pho Viet, Doi Moi, Fortune Express
The six things I could never do without
ATL sports (Bulldawgs / Braves / Falcons)
passport
afternoon Tecates
the usual pretentious liberal rags (e.g., New Yorker, Economist, NYT Magazine)
good speakers
caffeine
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where to sign up to join an anti-poaching militia
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably out somewhere in the vicinity of U Street, 9th, or Columbia Heights
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can't watch awkwardness on TV (like Michael Scott levels of awkwardness). Seeing Borat in theaters was my personal hell.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're smart, funny, interesting, and open-minded. We can figure out the rest from there.