I'm a graphic designer native to Austin, TX and living in Bushwick. I love movies, men with facial hair, glasses, design, podcasts, dive bars, awkwardness, inside jokes, art history and casseroles.
Not into: fire breathing, hula-hooping, male jewelry, loud talkers, people that attempt to get on the train before you get off, dreadlocks, unnatural hair colors, eyebrow rings, lying about your age, or bragging that you don't own a tv.
Books: Snookie-a Shore Thing, Wild Animus, Does God Love Michael’s Two Daddies?,The No Cussing Club
TV Shows: All the standard "cool"shows. I've seen them all and enjoy them.
Food: Im always in the mood for a sandwich.
I really hate eggs, I want to like them- but I just don't.
I'm also very allergic to hazelnuts. A fact I discovered recently - and very traumatically. Nutella can go fuck itself.
Music: I listen to a wide variety of music. too much to list, but what Im listening to in heavy rotation right now - Mac Demarco, Juicy J, Bobby Short, Dwight Yoakam Judy Garland, 2 Chainz, Genesis, anything Burt Bacharach, Gerry Rafferty and T. Hardy Morris.
Sub-listening-category | Podcasts - Adam Carolla, This American Life, Radiolab, NPR in the AM.
Expensive scotch or cheap beer
your mom's ex co-worker's godson's friend of a friend's HBO GO password
If you are an alpha male who is masculine and going to take the lead. Be direct and not pussy foot around.
Ideally you might be tall and have a beard. A huge plus, but not a requirement.