Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I wear black on the outside cause black is how I feel on the
inside. (Extra points for knowing this reference)
I'm a graphic designer native to Austin, TX and living in Bushwick.
I love movies, men with facial hair, glasses, design, podcasts,
dive bars, awkwardness, inside jokes, art history and
Not into: fire breathing, hula-hooping, male jewelry, loud talkers,
people that attempt to get on the train before you get off,
dreadlocks, unnatural hair colors, eyebrow rings, lying about your
age, or bragging that you don't own a tv.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Moving around shapes on a screen to convey messages to the NYC
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
laughing inappropriately, following directions, one liners,
remembering lyrics to songs, running errands, day drinking, cooking
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: Point Break & Roadhouse. Do we even need other
Books: Snookie-a Shore Thing, Wild Animus, Does God Love Michael’s
Two Daddies?,The No Cussing Club
TV Shows: All the standard "cool"shows. I've seen them all and
Food: Im always in the mood for a sandwich.
I really hate eggs, I want to like them- but I just don't.
I'm also very allergic to hazelnuts. A fact I discovered recently -
and very traumatically. Nutella can go fuck itself.
Music: I listen to a wide variety of music. too much to list, but
what Im listening to in heavy rotation right now - Mac Demarco,
Juicy J, Bobby Short, Dwight Yoakam Judy Garland, 2 Chainz,
Genesis, anything Burt Bacharach, Gerry Rafferty and T. Hardy
Sub-listening-category | Podcasts - Adam Carolla, This American
Life, Radiolab, NPR in the AM.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Expensive scotch or cheap beer
your mom's ex co-worker's godson's friend of a friend's HBO GO
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The perfect laundry detergent / softener combination
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It's Friday, I'm out, duh.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a butt selfie, and I brag about how good it is.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You know all the jokes in my profile.
If you are an alpha male who is masculine and going to take the
lead. Be direct and not pussy foot around.
Ideally you might be tall and have a beard. A huge plus, but not a
Who are you looking for?
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