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My self-summary
I wear black on the outside cause black is how I feel on the inside. (Extra points for knowing this reference)

I'm a graphic designer native to Austin, TX and living in Bushwick. I love movies, men with facial hair, glasses, design, podcasts, dive bars, awkwardness, inside jokes, art history and casseroles.

Not into: fire breathing, hula-hooping, male jewelry, loud talkers, people that attempt to get on the train before you get off, dreadlocks, unnatural hair colors, eyebrow rings, lying about your age, or bragging that you don't own a tv.
What I’m doing with my life
Moving around shapes on a screen to convey messages to the NYC masses.
I’m really good at
laughing inappropriately, following directions, one liners, remembering lyrics to songs, running errands, day drinking, cooking dinner.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm hilarious.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Point Break & Roadhouse. Do we even need other movies?

Books: Snookie-a Shore Thing, Wild Animus, Does God Love Michael’s Two Daddies?,The No Cussing Club

TV Shows: All the standard "cool"shows. I've seen them all and enjoy them.

Food: Im always in the mood for a sandwich.

I really hate eggs, I want to like them- but I just don't.
I'm also very allergic to hazelnuts. A fact I discovered recently - and very traumatically. Nutella can go fuck itself.

Music: I listen to a wide variety of music. too much to list, but what Im listening to in heavy rotation right now - Mac Demarco, Juicy J, Bobby Short, Dwight Yoakam Judy Garland, 2 Chainz, Genesis, anything Burt Bacharach, Gerry Rafferty and T. Hardy Morris.

Sub-listening-category | Podcasts - Adam Carolla, This American Life, Radiolab, NPR in the AM.
The six things I could never do without
Bright lipstick
Expensive scotch or cheap beer
Google Maps
Clean Sheets
Black Clothes
your mom's ex co-worker's godson's friend of a friend's HBO GO password
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The perfect laundry detergent / softener combination
On a typical Friday night I am
It's Friday, I'm out, duh.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a butt selfie, and I brag about how good it is.
You should message me if
You know all the jokes in my profile.

If you are an alpha male who is masculine and going to take the lead. Be direct and not pussy foot around.

Ideally you might be tall and have a beard. A huge plus, but not a requirement.