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kristenpriceless

31 F Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:28am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern, White
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I wear black on the outside cause black is how I feel on the inside. (Extra points for knowing this reference)

I'm a graphic designer native to Austin, TX and living in Bushwick. I love movies, men with facial hair, glasses, design, podcasts, dive bars, awkwardness, inside jokes, art history and casseroles.

Not into: fire breathing, hula-hooping, male jewelry, loud talkers, people that attempt to get on the train before you get off, dreadlocks, unnatural hair colors, eyebrow rings, lying about your age, or bragging that you don't own a tv.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Moving around shapes on a screen to convey messages to the NYC masses.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
laughing inappropriately, following directions, one liners, remembering lyrics to songs, running errands, day drinking, cooking dinner.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm hilarious.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: Point Break & Roadhouse. Do we even need other movies?

Books: Snookie-a Shore Thing, Wild Animus, Does God Love Michael’s Two Daddies?,The No Cussing Club

TV Shows: All the standard "cool"shows. I've seen them all and enjoy them.

Food: Im always in the mood for a sandwich.

I really hate eggs, I want to like them- but I just don't.
I'm also very allergic to hazelnuts. A fact I discovered recently - and very traumatically. Nutella can go fuck itself.

Music: I listen to a wide variety of music. too much to list, but what Im listening to in heavy rotation right now - Mac Demarco, Juicy J, Bobby Short, Dwight Yoakam Judy Garland, 2 Chainz, Genesis, anything Burt Bacharach, Gerry Rafferty and T. Hardy Morris.

Sub-listening-category | Podcasts - Adam Carolla, This American Life, Radiolab, NPR in the AM.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Bright lipstick
Expensive scotch or cheap beer
Google Maps
Clean Sheets
Black Clothes
your mom's ex co-worker's godson's friend of a friend's HBO GO password
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The perfect laundry detergent / softener combination
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It's Friday, I'm out, duh.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a butt selfie, and I brag about how good it is.
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 30–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You know all the jokes in my profile.

If you are an alpha male who is masculine and going to take the lead. Be direct and not pussy foot around.

Ideally you might be tall and have a beard. A huge plus, but not a requirement.