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kristenwertywe

25 Washington, DC Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 10
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a total dork and I tend to make a fool out of myself in public, whether it be getting WAY too into a story I'm telling or talking to dogs I see on the street, completely disregarding the strange looks their owners are giving me. I'm an ESFJ, take that as you will.

I absolutely love painting (but it takes a lot for me to be in the mood to do it), dogs, dessert (chocolate fanatic, over here), witnessing really awkward moments, rock climbing, hiking, playing football - and by playing, I mean tossing a ball around. (I've been told I have a killer spiral). During the summer I'm outdoors as much as I can be on the weekends. I'm also in an improv troupe, which is tons of fun!

Pet peeves: cab drivers that don't know their way around a city, people that have no self confidence or no sense of humor, and people who take shirtless "selfies" front of the mirror (usually a flat brimmed hat is involved). Seriously, what are you doing...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently, I'm working for a publications company as a media sales rep. I can happily say, nothing to do with politics.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Not being embarrassed about the things I do or being myself
- Giving the best Christmas gifts of all time. I have references.
- Figuring people out and understanding where they're coming from.
- Acting like both a kid AND an adult
- Not listening when there's a TV on infront of me (hm.. maybe that's not a very good trait)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Physically I'd say my eyes or smile..
Personality wise: How outspoken I am for such a small girl.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music: Anything but hard rap, country, and metal. Some of my favorites include Allman Brothers, Tom Petty, Girl Talk, Guster, Blind Melon, Blink 182, O.A.R. (they're my favorite), Talking Heads, and Lemonheads. Most indie stuff like Of Monsters and Men, Imagine Dragons, ZZ Ward... I'm also obsessed with movie scores and composers. No joke, the How To Train Your Dragon soundtrack should have won best original score in 2010. What a rip off.

Movies: The Avengers and any movie leading up to it, Safe House, Kick Ass, Scott Pilgram vs. The World, American Psycho, Hard Candy, 50/50, Law Abiding Citizen, Lincoln Lawyer, Role Models, Dan in Real Life, Rudy, American History X, Anchorman, He's Just Not That Into You, Wedding Crashers, The Ledge, Flypaper... Basically any funny movie, serious movie, action movie (that has a good plot) but my sweet spot is movies that are really messed up and just leave you feeling uncomfortable. They're awesome. One of my favorites of all time is Seven Pounds.

Books: The Hunger Games, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (and the other 2), My Sisters Keeper, The Pact, 19 Minutes, and of course, every Harry potter book. (yes, I'm obsessed)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Dogs (not that I have any.. yet. But the thought of no more dogs anywhere is too miserable)
- My family! They're the best
- Long showers, it's where I do my thinking
- Contacts. Gotta see, ya know?
- Bugs Bunny
- My best friend (she's my other half)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why I will find something hysterical and laugh at it for 5 minutes and no one else finds it funny.

If there are any Law and Order SVU episodes that I haven't seen yet.

Funny memes I saw on imgur

I also really like self analyzing. Sometimes it's interesting what we learn about ourselves when we really sit down and think about it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Most likely out at a bar dancing like a moron, but sometimes I like hanging out at home with friends watching deep sea documentaries

Also, HUGE karaoke fan!!!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a pretty open person so actually, I usually over share...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't take shirtless pictures of yourself in a mirror. Again, why people, why..?

You want a rock climbing buddy

And if you're just looking for a fuck buddy, don't even bother. I'm not interested.