looking for friendship/networking only, please.
"judge if you want. we are all going to die.
i intend to deserve it..."
~ a softer world
i am pretty much summed up by this story from my childhood:
when i was four a friend of mine had a birthday party. her mom hired a guy dressed up like barney. all the kids were thrilled that barney was there. but not me. see, i noticed the zipper in the back of his costume. this was not barney at all, this was an imposter. i was devastated. i ran and told my mom what i had found out. i told her something had to be done, that this was a lie, and all the other kids deserved to know. my mom said that i shouldn't tell them because it would only upset them. that it was better to keep it to myself and let them live in happy ignorance.
i didn't listen to my mom. i told all my friends about the zipper. they all cried. then i cried too.
I am loyal, provocative, and neurotic.
i don't like the look of capital letters so I didn't use them much here. stop asking why, it's not an exciting reason just a stylistic choice...