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kristthepunkguy

39 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:29pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Libra
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
things I love:
indie films that are well written
action movies that don't make me cringe
the idea of time travel
instrumental music
vinyl records
vinyl records of instrumental music
ice cold water
the daily show
the coffee shop Abraco
my 1930 crank style record player
consolidating anything
contemporary art
gadgets
terrible pop punk from the mid 90's
early 90's hip hop

things I don't like:
wet socks
racism
close minded people
people who like LA more than NYC
really hot weather
the beach (for real)

shoot did I just put wet socks over racism? this is in no order, swear.

some PS'..
a. I look way younger than I am.
b. I am about as short as I look (5'7")
c. I am concerned about wit.
d. I am unusually obsessed with Scandinavia
e. two things people have trouble accepting about me:

I am a PC person (like the computer, not politically correct)
I rarely drink wine
What I’m doing with my life
I work in film.
I occasionally write.
I will travel till I am poor.
buying records on the internet. seriously. I have a problem. I need an intervention.
I’m really good at
detecting sarcasm over text messages.
not falling asleep on planes.
ms pac man.
Jeopardy.
being on time.
feelings.
telling you what music I like.
pronouncing really difficult names.
telling a story about the time I was robbed at gun point on a bus in San Francisco.
sleep paralysis.
listing things I am really good at.
ellipsis...
The first things people usually notice about me
inability to wear flip flops and my lack of regional accent.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
authors: klosterman, palahnuick, ames, vonnegut, chomsky, coupland, eggers, sedaris, gladwell, etc, rinse and repeat.

artists: magritte, dix, duchamp, lichtenstein, ryden, williams, etc

movies: fincher, kelly, boyle, kubrick, miike, tarantino, soderbergh, gondry, nolan, mcqueen, etc.

comedians: hicks, cross, oswalt, buress, ck, mulaney, silverman, chappelle, posehn, holmes, kroll, ansari, barry, etc..

food: indian. momofuku, veggie, thai and anything ramen noodle related.

tv: true detective, the wire, game of thrones, arrested development, mad men, hannibal, breaking bad, community, parks and rec, workaholics, top chef and face off, mr. show, kids in the hall, the state, pushing daisies, and a few more I am blanking on..

music:

always: Paul Simon (sans Garfunkel), Elliott Smith, De La Soul, the Misfits, Refused, At the Drive-in, Pavement, early Metallica, Sigur Ros, Bonnie "Prince" Billy, Radiohead, Isis, Sage Francis, NOFX, Faith No More, psychedelic era Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Sufjan Stevens, El-P, the Descendents, Rosetta, Bon Iver, Fugazi, Explosions in the Sky, A Tribe called Quest, really awful pop punk and about a zillion other artists...

currently; King Krule, Mark Lanegan , Russian Circles. Cave, Night Beds, Danny Brown, Ty Segall, Fuzz, the Underground Youth, Boyfrndz, Nadja, Ash Borer, Run the Jewels, Thee Oh Sees, Together Pangea, Olafur Arnalds, Polica, Mark Kozelek / Sun Kil Moon, that new Arctic Monkeys LP, ...

(I'd like to think that I am one of the only people on this entire site to love Paul Simon and the Misfits, equally and simultaneously)
The six things I could never do without
oxygen, gravity, sustenance, water, love and the word parallelogram.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
time travel, as a tool for reviewing the past.

why does my ipod play two songs from the same band back to back in shuffle mode? In my mind, that's not shuffling at all, that's the opposite of shuffling.
what is the opposite of shuffle?
On a typical Friday night I am
fly fishing
Or maybe at a bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I had a gay roman catholic italian dad. a non practicing 4'11'' jewish mother and a biker brother.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–42
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you think I am swell.

it also doesn't hurt if you're Kathleen Hanna..