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kristy80k

29 / F / straight / Single

Detroit, Michigan

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I am iconoclastic, introverted, and eclectic.

My Self-Summary

I guess we are all put in boxes and defined by what we do, well I'm a dead people fixer upper. I spent this past summer living in a tent with my dog and traveling around America. I do have a strong tendency to obsess about stuff and read everything I can about that particular subject matter. Argh! I don't really like talking about myself.
I don't have really an agenda on here per say, I guess I'm just here to meet new people in the area.
"The love of absurdity and paradox is the animal happiness of the sad. Just as the normal man talks nonsense and slaps others on the back out of zest and vitality, so those incapable of joy and enthusiasm do sumersaults in their minds and perform, in their own cold way, the warm gestures of life." -F. Pessoa

What I’m doing with my life

Oh gosh, who am I. That is a very good question I don't even know the answer to this question. I'm at a crossroads in my life trying to decide which direction to take, so many options are available right now. A move to somewhere else seems highly likely right now.

I’m really good at

Playing stupid, it gets you out of doing a lot of lame stuff. However those that know me know that I am not. Other things would be idle banter, doodling...I'll add more when it comes to me.

The first things people usually notice about me

I guess my eyes, people always think I'm wearing mascara, but I never put any of that stuff on in my life. How small I am, I barely weigh 108lbs and thats with shoes on.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Oh god...I'll work on this later...it's too much. I guess my favorite book would be Siddhartha by Herman Hesse. I am reading Schrodinger's Kittens and The Search for Reality right now. (I read fiction and nonfiction)
Movies: Donnie Darko, Rod Zombie movies, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, High Fidelity, Clockwork Orange, Fear and Loathing in Los Vegas, I'm not there, Sweeney Todd, Nightmare Before Christmas, Mirror Mask, The City of Lost Children (french), Delicatessen (french), Happy Tree Friends, Tales from the Crypt, Ren and Stimpy....
I like everything musically except country and rap.
Food: Indian, Thai, Chinese, mexican...I most live off mostly instant foods though.

The six things I could never do without

Food
Water
Air
Shelter
Books and Music
friends and family

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Really random things...like how can I tell the past isn't a fiction designed to account for the discrepancy between my immediate physical sensations and my state of mind. Yup...you guessed it in college I used to do a lot of drugs.

On a typical Friday night I am

Hanging out with people, reading, watching a movie...basically whatever I feel like doing.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

Honestly I going to admit something to a group of strangers, that seems like exhibitionist behavior doesn't it.
On Halloween a homeless transvestite gave me a dollar and told me he used to be a beautiful transvestite and was going to just spend it on crack anyway. I know I'm almost thirty...do I look that rough?

You should message me if

you have fingers and toes...If your not going to write something me something clever other than your cute, your probably not going to get a response. I prefer nerdy cats over overly muscular retards. I work really hard at not being shallow...too many people like that in the world. In fact where is the weird balding guy that has a picture of him and his chicken, I'll talk to yah.