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krmit27

25 San Francisco, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:24pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My pun game is beyond strong.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a converted west coaster working out the finer points of taqueria culture. For money: I'm a uex designer at small tech start up. For fun: I moonlight as a fabricator (recently completed a handsome walnut table 👌🏾)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can provide excellent lumbar support, grow a magnificent beard. On occasion, I have been called "sassy hips", which I take to mean I am good at dancing? At the very least, I will gladly accept any dance off challenge 😑
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I am a walking stereotype of a tech startup employee.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: High Noon, Castle in the Sky, The Social Network, Strangers on a Train and Bringing up Baby, terrible Netflix documentaries...

Tv: G.o.T, Breaking Bad, Community, Parks and Rec and anything with the name Joss Whedon attached to it... Except Agents of Shield.

Authors: Roberto Bolaño, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Alan Moore, Neil Gaiman, and Mark Twain.

Music: exclusively Nickelback
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My next door neighbor's lovely opera voice
Elaborate heists
Factually inaccurate jeopardy
Color theory
My backpack of ten years
My excellent health insurance plan
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to turn popular movie titles into tasteless parodies. Seriously, send me a title and I will transform it into something hilarious/terrible.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Convincing drunk people we're related.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm sometimes mistaken for Cameron Diaz and never bother to correct the fans asking for my autograph (there is an actual story attached to this and you should ask me about it).