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25 San Francisco, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Today – 2:06pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from space camp
Art / Music / Writing
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am moderating for okc and am seeing someone. But if you are looking friends definitely hit me up.

I absolutely hate to laugh. I only like people who are far to serious about everything. Send me cat videos.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a recently converted west coaster working out the finer points of taqueria culture. I work for a small tech start up and spend my free time moonlighting as a fabricator. I'm treating 2014 as bucket list and try and experience as many new things as humanly possible. So if there is anything really nuts that you've always wanted to try I'm game (unless it involves syringes or alligators, sorry ladies).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I've been told I provide excellent lumbar support, Grow a magnificent beard and on occasion have been called "sassy hips". Which I take to mean I am good at dancing.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My quizzical brow, quickly followed up by my mighty bellowing laugh
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: High Noon, Castle in the Sky, Midnight in Paris (goddamn that score is so good), The Social Network, Strangers on a Train and Bringing up Baby. The list is pretty long.

Tv: G.o.T, Breaking Bad, Community, Parks and Rec and anything with the name Joss Whedon attached to it... Except agents of shield.

Authors: Roberto Bolaño, F.Scott Fitzgerald, Alan Moore, Neil Gaiman, and Mark Twain.

Music: exclusively nickelback
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My next door neighbor's lovely opera voice
Elaborate heists
Factually inaccurate jeopardy
My backpack of ten years
My excellent health insurance plan
My secondary life as a male escort
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think all grass looks the same does that make me racist?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Convincing drunk people we're related.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm sometimes mistaken for cameron diaz and never bother to correct the fans asking for my autograph (there is an actual story attached to this and you should ask me about it).
You should message me if
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If you don't want to be one of the millions of people on this planet who don't know me.