Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey, I'm Kristen. I am the single mom of the most amazing tiny
human to ever be born. 😜 Seriously, everyone says it but everyone
can't be right. I am, though. She's amazing. The cutest. A huge
pain in the ass, but she's supposed to be, she's three lol. She's
funny enough to cover for any pain in the ass moves she pulls,
I have a BA in Communication, always wanted to be a writer. I was
supposed to be the next Barbara Walters, and maybe I haven't gotten
there yet, but one day I WILL write the great American novel and,
after that, uncover a scandal of epic proportions, Erin Brockovich
I am looking for someone who I connect with, but refuse to rush or
force anything. I am extremely easy to talk to, love my family and
friends fiercely, and love to meet new people and try new things. I
am recently out of a relationship that ended up being not as
serious as I thought, and am interested now in meeting ppl who have
similar future goals as me as far as family and commitment goes. I
do want to find that elusive forever love, get married, maybe have
a baby, I mean that stuff is open but the fact that I will not date
ANYONE who doesn't see commitment in their future is not. Maybe
that sounds harsh but it's really not. I just want to meet new ppl,
date a bit until I find someone who I'm crazy abt. Just like
So, here's the skeleton in my closet. A potential deal breaker for
some, and I'm putting it in here because if this is not something
you could deal with, we're not a good match. I have a chronic
autoimmune disease. It is well controlled thankfully, but still
something that is a big part of my life that I deal with on a daily
basis. My illness doesn't hinder me from much, at least I try not
to let it. There are things I definitely can't do because of it but
I mostly find a way to do anything I want, lol. I am completely
open to talking abt it if you'd like to ask. I understand this is
baggage someone might not want to undertake, which is why I put it
here, in an effort to not waste anyone's time. My illness doesn't
define me though and I would hope it wouldn't be a reason someone
wouldn't want to talk to me. But I just wanted to put this out
there right off the bat.
That being said, anyone who could veg out and watch a Saturday TLC
Dateline marathon with me without getting annoyed....you should
definitely message me. 😳😜
I also apparently love to write very very long self summaries on
dating websites. 😳😳😜
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to be the best mommy possible to my little princess...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Seeing all sides of every situation. Writing. Getting out of
speeding tickets by looking at the officer innocently and
explaining that I was sorry, but I didn't have any idea how fast I
was going, because I was rockin' out to Neil Diamond. (Yes, this
actually happened, yes, I really was cranking Sweet Caroline, and
yes, the cop laughed and was whistling it as he walked away...and I
didn't even get a warning. 😜) Singing. Grammar. Spelling. Jeopardy.
Wheel of Fortune. 😂😉
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes, also my eyelashes. (Ridiculously long and dark...saves me
money on mascara, anyway. :-P)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Book: Les Miserables. It was reeeeeeally long, but reeeeeally worth
TV Show: Dateline. Parks and Recreation. Silicon Valley. Anything
on Investigation Discovery.
Movie: The Sound of Music. And the original 1960ish Parent Trap.
Looooove me some Hayley Mills!! :-P lol
Music: I am pretty much into everything except heavy metal and
hardcore rap. Just kinda gives me a headache, and I like to be able
to hear the lyrics in what I'm listening to. And, of course, the
greatest songwriter of our time, Neil Diamond. 😜 (look, don't make
me defend my love for the man, ok? He deserves it. 😜😂)
Food: ANYTHING which involves cheese but does not include seafood.
:-P Not much of a seafood fan at all, actually...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family (parents, sister and brother)
My iPad, sad to say...
Cherry Coke!! 😜
Yoga pants 😜
(Okay... I could live without the last four...but I would be much
better company if they were accessible. 😜😂😜😂)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If I am doing the absolute best I can for my little girl, if the
decisions I am making are to her benefit or detriment, places we
could go, road trips we could take, etc.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with my peanut, or, if she is with her dad, out with a
friend or two...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Well, I already outted myself on the Neil Diamond thing...is it
possible to admit something more embarassing than that?! 😳😳
Also, I am pretty good at copying accents. 😂😂 And sometimes, I talk
to myself in the car with a British accent. Hahaha. 😊
You should message me if
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You actually can carry on a conversation which consists of more
than one word answers...
You like children, not just dont mind them...
You have an awesome sense of humor but don't have to be "on" all
You think I sound adorable... (I am! I promise! 😜)
....okay, anyone left?! Hehehe. 😊😊
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