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krustykrabpzza

23 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Pretty normal dude, looking for a pretty normal lass

Also, I sang a cappella in college. People (my mom) keep telling me to include that
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Doing marketing at a major television station in New York City. I'd say which one, but I feel like revealing that in a profile on a dating site is a probably a violation of some rule in some contract that I didn't read.

Eventually, I'd like to do something that makes the world a better place. But I'll settle for something that doesn't make it objectively worse
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Mario Kart. And pop culture references
The first things people usually notice about me
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My striking resemblance to Ryan Gosling's younger, Jewish, less attractive brother
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Book- To Kill a Mockingbird
Movie- The Godfather
Show- Breaking Bad
Music- Queen
Food- A perfectly grilled steak, with just a little bit of red in the center, y'know? And maybe some crumbled blue cheese on top. Or maybe some kind of mushroom sherry glaze or those fried onion strips things. Sort of like onion rings but smaller. Do those have a name?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Lists that define me as a person
2. The episode of Hey Arnold where Gerald gets his tonsils out
3. The Old Country Buffett
4. President Martin Van Buren
5. Sriaracha
6. WHAM!'S 1984 hit single "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Fake answer- The social and geopolitical implications of a potential war with Syria, Dickensian literature, the use of Chiaroscurro by the great Renaissance painters, etc

Real Answer- My fantasy football team
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Good food, good movie, good friends
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Don't tell anyone, but I didn't really like Frozen. I mean, look, the music was good (and by "music", I mean that one Adele Dazeem song), but come on. The plot made no sense. Why didn't Anna just leave the castle?? Who was stopping her?? And what was the point of those troll people?

That being said, I've been to Disneyworld 13 times
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you can tell me where in the world Carmen Sandiego is. I've been looking for her since I was 11