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32 M Memphis, TN

My Details

Last Online
Jan 4, 2009
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Judaism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, and it matters a lot
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has a kid
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
Whats up folks im jeff. Im cool laid back and fun. Im a good friend to whoever needs one and most people genuinely enjoy my company I am liked by many people but at the same time despised by many others. My life is lived the way I see fit, of course I have to deal with all the crap that we all have to but I have acually learned to let it fall off and land on the ground then walk away. So many things have happened to me that I honestly look back and don't laugh but wonder did it happen or did I make it up. I don't work because I dont have to and dont want to spend my life slaving away at something I hate making someone else richer when I could make myself richer. Alot of people are jealous of this fact though they'd never admit it but when they see someone my age not working yet being almost always happy it bothers them because they are one of those who work their ass off and still don't get to do what they want. Honestly I believe that people who aren't living their life like it is a special gift that is not to be wasted are the saddest of individuals. I want to eventually get the story of my life down on paper and turn it into a novel. Alot has happened in my life and to put it to words and actually make money off of the insanity is the only thing I can think of to make all of it actually worth it.

The PlayboyRandom Gentle Sex Master (RGSM)

Clean. Smooth. Successful. You're The Playboy.

You're spontaneous, and your energy is highly contagious. Guys therefore find you fun to be around, and girls find you compelling. You have lots of sex, and you manage it all without seeming cheap or being hurtful. Well done. You probably know karate, too.

It's obvious to us, and probably everyone else, that you're after physical rather than emotional relationships, but you're straight up with potential partners. And if a guy you want isn't into something casual, it's no big deal. You move on. BEFORE sleeping with him. Usually. At least you try to. Such control is rare.

If you're feeling unfulfilled, maybe you should raise your standards. New conquests will only be satisfying if there's a possibility of rejection.

Your exact male opposite:

The Mixed Messenger

Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer

Always avoid: The Playboy (RGSM)

Consider: The Bachelor (DGSM), The Poolboy (RGSD)

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I am anotomically correct, homosexuallypleasant, and fully poseable
What I’m doing with my life
Turning it into a novel. Trying to make the events and insanity of my life be not for vain. If my experiences could help some person out there who is going through some crap then I might actually have a purpose after all.
I’m really good at
making people smile. having a daily freakout session. intercourse. being human which is hard for alot of people. breathing because I have done it all day everyday for twenty-six years I think Im gettin the hang of by now though, sometmies I do forget to breathe.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes are one thing as well as the fact that I am always laughing. Even when I am totally crazed on the inside. Kinda like a time bomb.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Wicked, Son of a Witch, the Looking Glass Wars. Movies: Wizard of Oz, Dogma, Sordid Lives, Mommie Dearest, A nightmare on Elm Street, Scream Trilogy. Music: 3 Doors Down, Alanis Morrisette, Gnarls Barkley, Ben Folds Five, Matchbox 20, Nirvana,Adeleshe is above all the next big thing if you haven't heard Adele or the album 19 you absolutely must. Food: love it all will try anything once.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If there will ever be a FRIENDS reunion and why can't I be an Olsen twin? It's just not fair. Why Satan did'nt abort Bill O'Reily while he had the chance. Oh yeah and how to build my own flux capacitor.
On a typical Friday night I am
Roaming around in the city on foot. I don't drive so I pedestritize myself every weekend barhopping running around chattering and getting folks high having folks getting me high, getting so wasted that saturday is a non issue for me. I am at home by then. Most of the time. Always trying to find that one awesome fuck that will allow me to never require sex again. I know he is out there some where if you think it is oyu lemme know we can try.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Ok after much thought and consideration I have figured out what to put here. I have a past. I know I know it is crazy but I have had a life before this and stuff happened in it. A whole hell of alot. I did so many drugs and was for a time a really screwed up person. Alot of it I am truly and deeply heartfully sorry for the things that I have done. I know that I have hurt people and have done my best to atone for those mistakes while most forgave and moved on only to make our friendships more strong than ever others held on to it and destroyed family relationships forever. I suppose the point of this moment of honesty is that I do not and never will pretend to be better than I am nor will I be made out to be less than I am. Because I actually am a good person and although I have a long way to go before I truly know myself, I have been acquainted and know what I'm not. I am not screwed up any more and I love life and am actually invigorated by the waves of inconsistency that it inevitably sends my way.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 23–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, casual sex