I graduated from the University of Florida in 2011 and moved to
Tampa for work shortly afterwards. I'm a huge Gator fan and sports
fan in general.
Getting to know people I can be rather reserved but once
comfortable with someone I'm pretty goofy and always have a story
As you can see from my pictures my hair/facial hair is a variable
in a constant state of flux.
What I’m doing with my life
As much as humanly possible. I’m currently working as a control
engineer for a small automation firm in Tampa. My weeks are filled
with work, Muay Thai boxing, trivia nights with friends, watching
sporting events, and working on comedy routines.
I've lived in some part of Florida for pretty much my entire life
and would like to live out of state at some point in the future.
I’m really good at
Being a resource for pointless information, sarcasm, telling jokes,
going off on random tangents, waking up on time but staying in bed
way too long.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably the fact that I'm not a lamp.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Pretty much anything that’s relatively good I’ll enjoy. I
am a pretty big action/sci-fi/comedy fan though.
Music: AC/DC, Bon Jovi, Coldplay, Disturbed, Eve 6, Foo Fighters,
Gun N’ Roses, Jimmy Buffett, Kings of Leon, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Mumford
and Sons, Neon Trees, O.A.R., Poison, Queen, Reel Big Fish, The
Shins, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Van Halen, Wolfmother, 30
Seconds to Mars, and many more.
Food: if I could live a healthy life on a diet of pizza and sushi I
would, but I try to keep a nutritious diet during the week and let
it slide during the weekend depending on what I'm doing.
The six things I could never do without
My dog, my guitar, family, comedy, music, football.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Randomness, such as: If Mufassa and Scar were the only two male
lions in The Lion King, then best case scenario Simba is married to
his cousin. Worst case? Yuck.
On a typical Friday night I am
It can vary between something as lame as going to the gym or
hanging out with my dog to hitting up the bars in soho or going on
spontaneous weekend road trips.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once arm wrestled a lemur.
You should message me if
1. You have two thumbs
2. Can quote any one of the following: Jurrasic Park, the Matrix,
Ace Ventura, or any of the original three Star Wars
3. Aren't a member of the Tea Party, shouldn't you be at an NRA
meeting bitching about the president anyway?
4. Screw 1-3, just message me if you find me at all amusing and/or