I'm totally random and consider myself to have a mosaic personality!

Can anyone teach me to fold a fitted sheet!?!?!?!?

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

The 80's were the most rad of all the decades.

I pick things up and put them down!!!

The best music has already been recorded.

Everything looks better in black and white.

I can't stand when drivers don't use their blinkers...if the car didn't have turn signals, would you have bought it? Of course not...so let's use them!!!!

DING....Fries are done!!!

I have a wealth of useless knowledge...unless I'm invited to Trivia Night somewhere, then I shine!

I was voted class clown. But, like my 11th grade English Teacher said: "To be a smart ass, first you've got to be smart!"

Show me Potato Salad!!!

Desmond seeking his long lost Penelope!

"Send lawyers, guns and money. The shit has hit the fan!"

Watching as much Family Guy as I possibly can!

Cooking, golfing, throwing out random quotes from movies and songs...and...ummm...

My Italian sized schnoz!

The Inferno by Dante is my absolute favorite book. After that, anything by Dan Brown or Tom Clancy.

The Godfather, Uncle Buck, The Usual Suspects and all the cheesy 80's flicks. I love movies that make you think, any movie where I can walk out of the movie theater and say "What the f just happened?"

My niece and nephew
Ipod
Guitar
Golf Clubs
Lakehouse
Sarcasm

My next big endeavor.

Nothing typical about my Friday nights!!!

Don't hold this against me...Yes, I do watch Hannah Montana!

you can differentiate between the words: to, two and too.
or you meet this description...

"I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself,
I've been searching for an angel in white.
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both,
I can feel her, but she's nowhere in sight."