The best music has already been recorded.
Everything looks better in black and white.
I can't stand when drivers don't use their blinkers...if the car didn't have turn signals, would you have bought it? Of course not...so let's use them people!!!!
I have a wealth of useless knowledge...unless I'm invited to Trivia Night somewhere, then I shine!
I was voted class clown.
My 11th grade English Teacher once said: "To be a smart ass, first you have to be smart!" I took that as a compliment.
the Yang to my Yin,
the Bonnie to my Clyde,
the beauty to my beast and
the cheese to my macaroni!!!
"I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself,
I've been searching for an angel in white.
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both,
I can feel her but she's nowhere in site."
The Godfather, Uncle Buck, The Usual Suspects and all the cheesy 80's flicks. I love movies that make you think, any movie where I can walk out of the movie theater and say "What the just happened?"
Six just wasn't enough!
and in between are the doors."
Living off the grid! Taking my guitar and pup to live on a secluded mountain lake somewhere!
you can differentiate between the words:
to, two and too
there, their and they're
new, knew and gnu.
or you can say "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" backwards ten times real fast!!!