The best music has already been recorded.
Everything looks better in black and white.
I can't stand when drivers don't use their blinkers...if the car didn't have turn signals, would you have bought it? Of course not...so let's use them!!!!
I have a wealth of useless knowledge...unless I'm invited to Trivia Night somewhere, then I shine!
I was voted class clown. My 11th grade English Teacher always said: "To be a smart ass, first you've got to be smart!" So I take that as a compliment.
Clyde seeks his Bonnie!!!