Can anyone teach me to fold a fitted sheet!?!?!?!?
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
The 80's were the most rad of all the decades.
I pick things up and put them down!!!
The best music has already been recorded.
Everything looks better in black and white.
I can't stand when drivers don't use their blinkers...if the car didn't have turn signals, would you have bought it? Of course not...so let's use them!!!!
DING....Fries are done!!!
I have a wealth of useless knowledge...unless I'm invited to Trivia Night somewhere, then I shine!
I was voted class clown. But, like my 11th grade English Teacher said: "To be a smart ass, first you've got to be smart!"
Show me Potato Salad!!!
Desmond seeking his long lost Penelope!
"Send lawyers, guns and money. The shit has hit the fan!"