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24 F Huntsville, AL

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:01pm
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Other (Okay)

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My self-summary
Ok, I'm changing things up. Since making this profile back in about 2011, I have had a successful relationship from online dating, as well as a bunch of nightmarish dates and messages that were too creepy to be real. Because of these experiences I know a lot more about myself, what I want in a partner, and the online dating world.

Here is some about me:

My name is Kathleen and I am a college student. I am a very unique person. I have many tattoos and piercings and I am willing to try anything once. I am here looking to make friends and find a long-term relationship. I don't want casual sex. So don't ask.

Sometimes my favorite thing to do is to just curl up on the couch and watch the worst B-rated cult movie Netflix has to offer. I like to go out and have fun on a Saturday night just as much as I like to geek out, stay home with a group of friends in someone's basement, and play a table-top RPG or a game of tournament style Pokemon cards. I also like to buy cheese with weird names from the grocery store and a bottle of sparkling wine; then pretend to be classy while cuddling and watching horror movies.

I consider myself to have a pretty wicked and inappropriate sense of humor. Send me a joke, or your worst pick-up line. I like sarcasm and dirty jokes just as much as the next guy, however I am shy at first in person. I'll admit to some awkward social anxiety. I don't open up right away unless I feel a real connection with you. And even then, I am not a trusting person. You have to earn my trust by acting right around me and being a caring and decent individual. I don't think chivalry is dead. I want to find a nice honest person to love. I have standards. And I will hold you to them. But once you get to know me, I'm pretty much an open book and I'm completely laid back.

I'm an unusual fish. I'm a traditional southern woman, in my belief of gender roles and dating, but I'm still an "f" word - a feminist. I believe, MY man should ask me out and be head of household. So that means you have to send me the first message, ask me on the date, ask for my number, make the plans.... etc. I believe in gender equality, and the right for women to do all of these things, though. Just me, personally, I just fantasize about being in that classic romance. Being the girl that was chased after. Being the one you had to go get, no matter what. I think I believe in a little bit more old-fashioned and wholesome relationships than most people my age do, at this time in history. I don't do one night stands. I don't hook-up. Don't try to change my mind. You will just make me angry and lose my respect.

However, there are a few exceptions to these rules, as some of you have pointed out and noted. Sometimes I will send the first message. That is the only exception, really. This is rare! I do not usually take the initiative. This is my "21st Century Loophole," if you will. If I message you first, the rest is up to you. Take it as a very high compliment, because you came up as one of my super advanced searches or something. This means, I am interested. This is the loudest and clearest I will say it. Because I will not be this forward in a message. Take note.

Also, my messages to you may come off as weird or awkward. I think a lot of times I don't get responses from messages, because, frankly, I don't send normal messages. For example, if in your "Message Me If:" section you have a qualification I meet, or in your "I think about a lot:" part you have an undying question that I know the answer to, I might just send you a message stating that, or explaining the answer.

I don't do boring "Hi, how are you?" introductory messages. I believe these profiles serve a purpose and I will try to connect to your interests. Many times, I have discovered people find this approach socially awkward though. Making people feel uncomfortable is one of my greatest talents however. Just a head's up. ;)

On that note:

I will not answer messages that just say something like, "Hey, wassup?" I actually expect you to have read my profile and have something to talk to me about, if you bother to message me. A paragraph or longer would be preferred. I would not message you something short like that if I was actually interested in you, and I expect the same.

Also, as a precautionary warning, offensive messages will not be replied to either. Depending on the variance of how offensive they are, do not be surprised if they end up screen capped on a blog shaming you such as: "OkCupid Fails" or "Straight White Boys Texting." I will not be objectified, and if I am, prepare to be equally so. Fair warning.

Things important to me and that I expect:
- Manners
>>>I may not be much of one, but I am a lady and I still expect to be treated like one.
- Intellectual Conversation
>>>Intelligence is a pretty big deal. One of the most important traits.
- No hunting/dead animals in your photos
>>> I know I live in Alabama and all, but I mean, I have an endangered species tattoo sleeve. & I cried and had nightmares for a week when trying to swerve out of the way and I accidentally killed an opossum. If you don't LOVE just won't work.
- Empathy
>>>Walk in my shoes, and I'll walk in your's.
- Open-Mindedness
I love debating and having discussions about politics, religions, sports.... anything you can argue about. But if at the end of the day if you can't respect me and my opinion, I don't know how I'm supposed to respect you, period.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm going to school. If you asked me what my major was, I couldn't tell you. I'm one of those "7th year seniors" I guess. I have had 3 different majors since I started school when I was 18. I have more than enough hours to have graduated, just not in one subject.

My past majors have been:
Forestry and Wildlife Rehabilitation
Fine Arts (Drawing and Painting)
Associates in Mechanical Drafting

And just so you know, I am taking a hiatus from school right now. And no, I am not employed either. I have had some recent health issues come up, where I am not able to do either long term. (For a full semester or more.) I am still perfectly capable of going out, having a good time, and maintaining a healthy relationship. However, if you think just because my life is taking an "unplanned detour" at the moment, and that I am some sort of freeloader or do not have any life goals, please do not bother me.

So what do I do with all my current free time?

This question pops up a lot. I have many various hobbies, skills, and projects that I work on. I've been dubbed kind of a queen of social media by people I know and have even been doing some freelance social media marketing for people. I work on various art projects, as well as creative writing projects. I run two blogs. I read a lot of nonfiction about psychology, dreams, body language, and profiling. I stay active in animal rights work as a volunteer and as an environmentalist. I also stay politically active on the internet and in my community signing petitions and things.

I stay busy. Just not in the normal 9-5 setting. I continue to work on my health as well so I can "rejoin society."
I’m really good at
--Making situations awkward
--Embarrassing people in public
--Embarrassing myself in public
--Crafting things
--Challenging authority
--Geeking out about things that normal people find boring
--Right-brained activities
--Making mixed drinks
--Training and communicating with animals
--Scaring little kids
--Being equally freaked out by little kids
--Staying up all night, and sleeping all day
--Coming up with really bad comic book ideas
(But hey, who saw the TMNT being a success?)
--Arranging flowers
--Throwing parties no one goes to
--Judging food (Foodie!)
--Hoarding stuff and attaching sentimental value to everything
--Finding the positive in everyone
--Being loyal to a fault
--Wasting time online

Well, there's an even 20. Don't want to get too cocky. ;)
The first things people usually notice about me
My endangered species sleeve covering my right arm, my Cthulhu chest piece, my multiple facial piercings, and hair that constantly changes style and rainbow colors.

A lot of people also say I have a really good smile.

And girls seem to notice the odd handbags I carry, as well as the unusual shoes I wear.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Harry Potter Series, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, The Unthinkable Thoughts of Jacob Greene, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time, Devil in the White City...
Books by: Anne Rice, Ellen Hopkins, Jane Austen, Brenda Joyce, H.P. Lovecraft, Daniel Pinkwater, Edgar Allen Poe, and many more that I cannot think of at the moment...
Also love: Random Manga, Calvin and Hobbes, Peanuts, Vampire Hunter D graphic novels...
Non-fiction books on: religion, psychology, dreams, history, and biographies
(I also have an alarmingly huge historical fiction collection of material about Anne Frank, which I am quite fond of.)

Movies: Too many to count. I like most all movies except for Romantic Comedies with cheesy Hollywood happily-ever-after endings. Those are nauseating. I'll watch most anything. I'm really on a kick right now of BAD movies. Like 2 star rating or lower on Netflix. I like really really good movies, and really really bad movies. There is just nothing memorable about a mediocre movie. And the best type of movies are the ones that make you think. Like Donnie Darko, Memento, Fight Club, or the SAW movies. Yeah, I know, SAW movies are totally overdone. I never "saw" the last two. (Pun intended!) But every time I saw one I was totally captivated by trying to figure out the puzzle.

Also, if you like Miyazaki movies there is a special place for you in my heart already. :)

Shows: Some Anime (It depends. Madoka Magica and Chobits are my top two favorites), The Office, Deadliest Catch, Craft Wars, Say Yes to the Dress, Investigation Discovery and all the real life crime shows that come on, I've seen all the episodes of Law and Order: Criminal Intent and Law and Order: SVU, Criminal Minds, Murder in the First, Workaholics, Tosh.0, Wilfred, Broad City, Louis, Stand up comedy by multiple comics, Drunk History, New Girl, House of Cards, The Whitest Kids U Know, The Good Wife, Modern Family, Mixology (before those bastards cancelled it!), Arrested Development, @Midnight, The Walking Dead, and of course my favorite show that I can't wait for the next season of and never miss ANY OF IT...American Horror Story.

Just an awkward side note here: Evan Peters is my idea of a perfect man. He is the perfect combination of Kurt Cobain and Malcom McDowell, with a sense of humor and a nerdy side. I will accept Tom Felton as another "perfect man" candidate that is acceptable. That is all. ;)

Music: I have a very broad range of music taste. I like most anything except for country or extremely heavy screaming metal, but I can appreciate those if they are done with talent. However, when you see me driving around town I will usually be blasting some sort of dub-step, techno, or EDM because it makes me happy. Spotify is my BFF.

In a partner, I definitely want someone I can discuss new albums and artists with. I want to go to a bunch of concerts and events and make playlists for each other and share music that the other one hasn't heard of. Music is such a major part of my life. Over my lifetime I have played multiple instruments, but not any one particularly well. I more have a hobby for just jamming out to music and finding new acts and making other people listen to "new, good" music.

I love music. I love people who love music. If you aren't into music, that's ok. But I will not apologize for laughing at you when you message me telling me how much you like music, and then when I ask for your favorite bands you start off with Nickelback and The Insane Clown Posse. (This is a true story. #Sorry,NotSorry)

I have an odd talent, that once I hear a song no more than 3 times, I know all the lyrics, and I never forget the lyrics to any song, even dating back to the early 90s when I was a kid. I have a music library of thousands of songs, and I literally know the lyrics to every single song, plus almost every single song on the radio at any given moment. I'm a terrible singer, but I love to sing along as a guilty pleasure.

Food: I like to try different foods. I'll try anything once. I love different types of Hispanic food, Asian food, really anything. But I'm not a big fan of just hamburgers and hot dogs or fast food. Oh, and I would have to say my favorite food is fresh seafood at the beach. Wait, scratch that, my favorite food, is cheese. Normal girls go on a trip to Minnesota and spend their savings at the Mall of America. THIS girl went on a trip to Minnesota and spent all of her savings on cheese curds and Wisconsin gourmet cheese. (I'm weird. I know.)

I would ideally like to become a vegan. I am very pro environmentalist and very active in animal rights. However in the part of the country in which I live, it is rare that you find a vegetarian entree on the menu other than a salad. Things like vegan cheese and chocolate are unheard of down here. I try my best to eat local and organic food.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I think about weird questions that bother me. Can a person lose intelligence? Have I lost a bunch of mine? What if I did certain things differently, where would I be right now? The person I am supposed to be with is out there in this world, right now, this minute. Is he on this site? Do I already know him? What if I missed him because I made some sort of choice differently than I was supposed to... So he and I are living happily ever after in a parallel universe, but I will never meet him in this one...? Oh, the stress!

Not only do I stress about parallel universes, but what about other dimensions and future dystopian societies?!

If there is a God, and we are his pawns, who's pawn is he?

Are we all part of a master program? Do I really have the free will I am lead to believe I have? Am I really on an alien reality tv show?

Wtf, math?!
On a typical Friday night I am
There are no typical Friday nights anymore. Used to this just said, "going out with friends". Well, lately that has been the case a few times. Sometimes I just hang out at home and watch netflix or surf the web. Sometimes I go to the bar with my aunt and her friends. Sometimes I stay up all night talking on the phone to long distance pen-pals. Sometimes I act like its Friday on Tuesday.

Days of the week are irrelevant to me. I do what I want, when I want. Society's schedule has no effect on me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't know. I'm a huge geek. I love everything childish. I have never successfully played a video game or owned any sort of console, though. I always get messages about video games because I am a geeky girl, and love geeky, childish things, however. And I really like geeky, gamer guys, so don't let that discourage you. I just think it is embarrassing that I get labeled as a geeky girl, etc., but I can't play video games to save my life, because that goes against everything else I am about and into.

I also get annoyed every time I meet someone and they say they are going to "teach me" how to play video games.

I'm beyond that point. I like playing games on the Wii, like Mario Cart or Bowling, but if you want to, or think you can, teach me how to use a traditional controller on an XBOX or a Playstation, it will just cause problems.

I don't have the proper eye-hand coordination for that. I find it frustrating and people always get frustrated with how unbelievably terrible I actually am. I use my hands for other things, like crafts and blogs. I don't have the money or time to invest in video games. My life is fulfilling without them.

However, if you are good at them and passionate about them, more power to you. People who have hobbies and passions are always more attractive.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 22–29
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
-You think owls and large birds of prey are cool
-You think curvy chicks with lots of tattoos are hot
-You want to have an intellectual conversation
-You are also mostly nocturnal
-You have a funny joke or story to tell
-You have a really bad pick-up line that you think I would appreciate (I bet I've heard worse)
-We have things in common
-You can write at least a paragraph for a message
-You're more old-fashioned
-You don't take life seriously.
-Sarcasm and cheesy jokes told by a nerdy chick sounds like a good idea.
-It's late at night, you're bored, and I'm online.
-You understand some of my weird thoughts that I "think about a lot" and can explain them
-You bothered to read at least 40% of my enormous and continually growing profile *high five*
-You have a large enemy percent and want to become my nemesis
-You live overseas or are from overseas and have a European or other amazing accent, you dig chicks with Southern American accents, you want to talk and make fun of/crush on each other's accents
-You live in Europe and want to "mail-order" me there. Lol. Haha.
-You just want to talk