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25 Huntsville, AL Woman


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 22–29
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body type
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Other (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Ok, I'm changing things up. Since making this profile back in about 2011, I have had a successful relationship from online dating, as well as a bunch of nightmarish dates and messages that were too creepy to be real. Because of these experiences I know a lot more about myself, what I want in a partner, and the online dating world.

Here is some about me:

My name is Kathleen. I am a very unique person, as well as an ENFP Myers-Briggs Personality Type. (According to them, my best match would be an INTJ, if you are into that sort of thing.) I have many tattoos and piercings and I am willing to try anything once. I am here looking to make friends and find a long-term relationship. I don't want casual sex. So don't ask.

Sometimes my favorite thing to do is to just curl up on the couch and watch the worst B-rated cult movie Netflix has to offer. I like to go out and have fun on a Saturday night just as much as I like to geek out, stay home with a group of friends in someone's basement, and play a table-top RPG or a game of tournament style Pokemon cards. I also like to buy cheese with weird names from the grocery store and a bottle of sparkling wine; then pretend to be classy while cuddling and watching horror movies.

I consider myself to have a pretty wicked and inappropriate sense of humor. Send me a joke, or your worst pick-up line. I like sarcasm and dirty jokes just as much as the next guy; however, I am shy at first in person. I'll admit to some awkward social anxiety. I don't open up right away unless I feel a real connection with you. And even then, I am not a trusting person. You have to earn my trust by acting right around me and being a caring and decent individual. I don't think chivalry is dead. I want to find a nice honest person to love. I have standards. And I will hold you to them. But once you get to know me, I'm pretty much an open book and I'm completely laid back.

I'm an unusual fish. I'm a traditional southern woman, in my belief of gender roles and dating, but I'm still an "f" word - a feminist. I believe, MY man should ask me out and be head of household. So, that means you have to send me the first message, ask me on the date, ask for my number, make the plans.... etc. I believe in gender equality, and the right for women to do all of these things, though. Just me, personally, I fantasize about being in that classic romance. I want that classic courtship, not modern dating. I want to be the girl that was chased after. Be the one you had to go get, no matter what. I think I believe in a little bit more old-fashioned and wholesome relationships than most people my age do, at this time in history. I don't do one night stands. I don't hook-up. Don't try to change my mind. You will just make me angry and lose my respect.

(On a related, relevant note:
I am trying to find myself. I have my orientation set to "bisexual". I believe in healthy love. It doesn't matter what gender you are to me. If you have a beautiful personality and core, that's what's important.
I do not have much experience in female relationships.
I still want a classic courtship. I still want a wholesome relationship. But, I'm more open as to what that entails with my own sex, I suppose, because I don't have any pre-set expectations.)

When you get a message from me, you may notice, I don't do boring "Hey, wassup?" introductory messages. I believe these profiles serve a purpose and I will try to connect to your interests. Many times, I have discovered people find this approach socially awkward, however. But, I try to send messages that actually talk about something we have in common on both of our profiles, or that is in your "Message Me If:" section.

On that note:

I will not answer messages that just say something like, "Yo, homie." I actually expect you to have read my profile and have something to talk to me about, if you bother to message me. A paragraph or longer would be preferred. I would not message you something short like that if I was actually interested in you, and I expect the same.

Also, as a precautionary warning, offensive messages will not be replied to either. Depending on the variance of how offensive they are, do not be surprised if they end up screen capped on a blog shaming you such as: "OkCupid Fails" or "Straight White Boys Texting." I will not be objectified sexually, and if I am, prepare to be equally so. Fair warning.

Things important to me and that I expect:
- Manners
>>>I may not be much of one, but I am a lady and I still expect to be treated like one.
- Intellectual Conversation
>>>Intelligence is a pretty big deal. One of the most important traits.
- No hunting/dead animals in your photos
>>> I know I live in Alabama and all, but I mean, I have an endangered species tattoo sleeve. & I cried and had nightmares for a week when trying to swerve out of the way and I accidentally killed an opossum. If you don't LOVE just won't work.
- Empathy
>>>Walk in my shoes, and I'll walk in your's.
- Open-Mindedness
I love debating and having discussions about politics, religions, sports, philosophy.... anything you can argue about. But if at the end of the day if you can't respect me and my opinion, I don't know how I'm supposed to respect you, period.
What I’m doing with my life
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I've been going to/gone to college for six years. I've changed majors a million times, and have not been able to make up my mind. I have a lot of interests and talents, but I am a horrible decision maker. I have gathered more than enough credits to have graduated, but there's so many things I want to do, and at the same time, nothing I want to commit to.

My past majors have been:
Forestry and Wildlife Management
Fine Arts (Drawing and Painting)
Associates in Mechanical Drafting

Recently, I have made some life decisions, including finally admitting that the college degree I wanted and needed for my dream job was not located anywhere that I could easily go or afford. (Or even in this country.) I am getting back on my feet from health issues, as well. I am working on becoming an endangered wildlife rehabilitator, specializing in bats, and getting my own place. My progress is slow and steady.

My game plan right now, is to take seminars and classes from professional wildlife workers and get a program up and running saving primarily endangered species and bats.

Long term, my goal is to move to Australia and work for the Australia Bat Clinic in Queensland and go to Uni there, because they have the degrees and things I really need, that are not offered anywhere here in the US.

Also, in case you were wondering, I just finished working the season at Spirit Halloween, and everyday was a blast! Halloween is absolutely, positively, the best holiday ever! I loved working there!

I have also recently acquired my own living space. I am now working hard, trying to acquire things for said space, such as furniture and dishes. Hahaha. Yay for being an adult!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
--Making situations awkward
--Embarrassing people in public
--Embarrassing myself in public
--Crafting things
--Challenging authority
--Geeking out about things that normal people find boring
--Right-brain sided activities
--Making mixed drinks
--Training and communicating with animals
--Scaring little kids
--Being equally freaked out by little kids
--Staying up all night, and sleeping all day
--Coming up with really bad comic book ideas
(But hey, who saw the TMNT being a success?)
--Arranging flowers
--Throwing parties no one goes to
--Judging food (Foodie!)
--Hoarding stuff and attaching sentimental value to everything
--Finding the positive in everyone
--Being loyal to a fault
--Wasting time online

Need I go on? How can you not be head over heels for me already with all those amazing qualities?! LMAO
The first things people usually notice about me
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My endangered species sleeve covering my right arm, my Cthulhu chest piece, and hair that constantly changes style and rainbow colors.

A lot of people also say I have a really good smile.

And girls seem to notice the odd handbags I carry, as well as the unusual shoes I wear.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Harry Potter Series, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, The Unthinkable Thoughts of Jacob Greene, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time, Devil in the White City...
Authors: Anne Rice, Ellen Hopkins, Jane Austen, Brenda Joyce, H.P. Lovecraft, Daniel Pinkwater, Edgar Allen Poe, Chuck Palahniuk, Hunter S. Thompson, and many more that I cannot think of at the moment...
Also love: Random Manga, Calvin and Hobbes, Peanuts, Vampire Hunter D graphic novels...
Non-fiction books on: religion, psychology, dreams, history, and biographies
(I also have an alarmingly huge non-fiction and historical fiction collection of material about Anne Frank, which I am quite fond of.)

Movies: Too many to count. I like most all movies except for Romantic Comedies with cheesy Hollywood happily-ever-after endings. Those are nauseating. I'll watch most anything. I'm really on a kick right now of BAD movies. Like 2 star rating or lower on Netflix. I like really really good movies, and really really bad movies. There is just nothing memorable about a mediocre movie. And the best type of movies are the ones that make you think. Like Donnie Darko, Memento, Fight Club, or the SAW movies. Yeah, I know, SAW movies are totally overdone. I never "saw" the last two. (Pun intended!) But every time I saw one I was totally captivated by trying to figure out the puzzle.

Also, if you like Miyazaki movies there is a special place for you in my heart already. :)

Shows: Some Anime (It depends. Madoka Magica and Chobits are my top two favorites at the moment.)

(((On that related note: One of my biggest pet peeves in the whole world is when someone says, "Do you like anime?" And I'm like, "Yes!" I'm all stupid excited, and I start naming off great titles that I love. Then they are like, "Oh... I meant like Naruto, or Bleach..." I think there is a special circle of hell for people who do that or watch what they consider anime on Nickelodeon!!!)))

Anyways, carrying on: The Office, Deadliest Catch, Craft Wars, Say Yes to the Dress, Investigation Discovery and all the real life crime shows that come on, I've seen all the episodes of Law and Order: Criminal Intent and Law and Order: SVU, Criminal Minds, Murder in the First, Workaholics, Tosh.0, Wilfred, Broad City, Louis, Stand up comedy by multiple comics, Drunk History, New Girl, House of Cards, The Whitest Kids U Know, The Good Wife, Modern Family, Mixology (before those bastards cancelled it!), Arrested Development, @Midnight, The Walking Dead, and of course my favorite show that I can't wait for the next season of and never miss ANY OF IT...American Horror Story.

((If you guys want to message me just to geek out about AHS: Freak Show, or any season, I'll be your BFF!! I've seen them all!!))

Just an awkward side note here on actors and who I like/people I admire:

Evan Peters (American Horror Story and X-men) is my idea of a perfect man. He is the perfect combination of Kurt Cobain and Malcom McDowell, with a sense of humor and a nerdy side. I will accept Tom Felton (Harry Potter, Murder in the First, Planet of the Apes) and Chris Hardwick (Nerdist Network, @midnight, Web Soup) as other "perfect men" candidates that are acceptable. Heath Ledger is flawless. Joesph Gordon Levitt is a fledgling Heath Ledger. They are unreachable.

As for women: Emma Watson (Harry Potter, Perks of Being a Wallflower, This is the End, Noah, etc.) is at a flawless unreachable level as well, Evanna Lynch... (Harry Potter) I can't decide if I rather be her or marry her, Hannah Hart (comedian) is probably my favorite lesbian, Taissa Farmiga (American Horror Story) makes me sad that she and Evan Peters are not together, but I'm willing to have either of them to myself, Jennifer Lawrence (basically everything)... who doesn't love J-Law?!

Also my perfect relationship would be like Claire/Phil on Modern Family or Michael/Holly on The Office.

Music: I have a very broad range of music taste. I like most anything except for country or extremely heavy screaming metal, but I can appreciate those if they are done with talent. (And I can even say that I like some Metal and Country sub-genres. I like Gothic and Symphonic Metal, Post Metal, Old School Metal, and Classic Country. I have soft spots for Johnny Cash and Shania Twain, especially.) However, when you see me driving around town I will usually be blasting some sort of dub-step, techno, or EDM because it makes me happy. Spotify is my BFF and I find new artists and sounds that I love every day.

In a partner, I definitely want someone I can discuss new albums and artists with. I want to go to a bunch of concerts and events together. It would be great if we could make playlists for each other, and share music that the other one hasn't heard of. Music is such a major part of my life. Over my lifetime I have played multiple instruments, but I have never had the patience to master one. I really just love jamming out to music and finding new acts to dub as "good" music and spread the word about.

I have an odd talent, that once I hear a song no more than 3 times, I know all the lyrics, and I never forget the lyrics to any song, even dating back to the early 90s when I was a kid. I have a music library of thousands of songs, and I literally know the lyrics to every single song, plus almost every single song on the radio at any given moment. I'm a terrible singer, but I love to sing along as a guilty pleasure.


(OkCupid won't let me insert a playlist, or a link, but if you are curious about my favorite music, look me up on Spotify and check out that playlist. I add to it almost daily. It's where I put all of my favorite stuff.)

Food: I like to try different foods. I'll try anything once. I love different types of Hispanic food, Asian food, really anything. However, I'm not a big fan of just hamburgers, hot dogs, or fast food. Oh, and I would have to say my favorite food is fresh seafood at the beach. Wait, scratch that, my favorite food, is cheese. Normal girls go on a trip to Minnesota, and spend their savings at the Mall of America. THIS girl went on a trip to Minnesota and spent all of her savings on cheese curds and Wisconsin gourmet cheese. (I'm weird. I know.)

I would ideally like to become a vegan. I am very pro environmentalist and very active in animal rights. However in the part of the country in which I live, it is rare that you find a vegetarian entree on the menu other than a salad. Things like vegan cheese and chocolate are unheard of down here. I try my best to eat local and organic food if I can.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think about weird questions that bother me. Can a person lose intelligence? Have I lost a bunch of mine? What if I did certain things differently, where would I be right now? The person I am supposed to be with is out there in this world, right now, this minute. Is he on this site? Do I already know him? What if I missed him because I made some sort of choice differently than I was supposed to... So he and I are living happily ever after in a parallel universe, but I will never meet him in this one...? Oh, the stress!

Not only do I stress about parallel universes, but what about other dimensions and future dystopian societies?!

If there is a God, and we are his pawns, who's pawn is he?

Are we all part of a master program? Do I really have the free will I am lead to believe I have? Am I really on an alien reality tv show?

Wtf, math?! Just go home, math. No.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There are no typical Friday nights anymore. Used to this just said, "going out with friends". Well, lately that has been the case a few times. Sometimes I just hang out at home and watch netflix or surf the web. Sometimes I go to the bar with my aunt and her friends. Sometimes I stay up all night talking on the phone to long distance pen-pals. Sometimes I act like its Friday on Tuesday.

Days of the week are irrelevant to me. I do what I want, when I want. Society's schedule has no effect on me.

Unless I have to work.... then society sucks...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't know. I'm a huge geek. I love everything childish. I have never successfully played a video game or owned any sort of console, though. I always get messages about video games because I am a geeky girl, and love geeky, childish things, however. And I really like geeky, gamer guys, so don't let that discourage you. I just think it is embarrassing that I get labeled as a geeky girl, etc., but I can't play video games to save my life, because that goes against everything else I am about and into.

I also get annoyed every time I meet someone and they say they are going to "teach me" how to play video games.

I'm beyond that point. I like playing games on the Wii, like Mario Cart or Bowling, but if you want to, or think you can, teach me how to use a traditional controller on an XBOX or a Playstation, it will just cause problems.

I don't have the proper eye-hand coordination for that. I find it frustrating and people always get frustrated with how unbelievably terrible I actually am. I use my hands for other things, like crafts and blogs. I don't have the money or time to invest in video games. My life is fulfilling without them.

However, if you are good at them and passionate about them, more power to you. People who have hobbies and passions are always more attractive.
You should message me if
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-You think owls and large birds of prey are cool
-You love bats, bugs, and creepy crawlies
-You think curvy chicks with lots of tattoos are hot
-You want to have an intellectual conversation
-You are also mostly nocturnal
-You have a funny joke or story to tell
-You have a really bad pick-up line that you think I would appreciate (I bet I've heard worse)
-We have things in common
-You can write at least a paragraph for a message
-You're more old-fashioned
-You don't take life seriously.
-Sarcasm and cheesy jokes told by a nerdy chick sounds like a good idea.
-It's late at night, you're bored, and I'm online.
-You understand some of my weird thoughts that I "think about a lot" and can explain them
-You bothered to read at least 40% of my enormous and continually growing profile *high five*
-You have a large enemy percent and want to become my nemesis
-You live overseas or are from overseas and have a European, Australian, or other amazing accent, you dig chicks with Southern American accents, or you want to talk and make fun of/crush on each other's accents
-You live in Europe or Australia and want to "mail-order" me there. Lol. Haha.
-You just want to talk
-You know the answers to life's greatest mysteries
-You listened to my Spotify and you have an opinion