Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey can I talk to you for a minut..
uh, LISTEN, my name is Darrell, it's spelled like Darrell, but it's
pronounced Derell. I just want to say you a beautiful girl... you a
YEH YOU WELCOME, YEH YOU WELCOME!
uh, so listen uh, I was wondering uh... have you got a bfriend, a
b-friend, a boyfriend, you got a boyfriend? you got a boyfriend?
you got a boyfriend?
A skit to warm the crowd =)
First, a little about me...I am kind, sincere, down to earth,
intelligent, goofy, not super humble, but totally funny and honest
individual. I am what girls call "the nice guy." I am in school for
a career I am driven by and I have goals to achieve in this life.
Amongst many of my goals, finding a compatible partner to enjoy
life and the little things is definitely one of them.
Feel free to shoot me a message if you're interested in meeting a
gentleman who is down to earth and will treat you with respect.
Please don't message me if you're looking for rebound... I've had
my share of that, thanks.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Learning, appreciating, reflecting, playing, cooking, lifting
weights, and sleeping.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening, comforting, being present, making you laugh, etc..
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Tall, energetic, well dressed gentleman in great physical shape
along with a positive, optimistic, and the can-do attitude.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
comedy comedy and comedy... I love comedies.
It's my favorite genre of music/movies/whatever...
ex. Lonley island, SNL, MadTV, Family Guy, Seth comedy, Steve
Carell, Zack Galifanakis, Will Ferrell, Conan, etc...
I listen to electronic or popular radio/club beats, I crank the
bass when I am driving and feel like a boss.
I love movies, major fan of new age movies. Anything with great
graphics, CGs, great plot/story, and famous actors/actress.
I'll eat anything food-wise, MCD, fast food joints, fine dining,
not a big fan of messy eating, but I tend to be very lenient. I am
trending towards wanting to eat more healthy nowadays, but I don't
let myself get to that side of the spectrum.
I'd like to read more, but always find myself distracted with so
many other fun things to do. I've read a few books and most of them
came from school requirements... I still have the Girl with the
Dragon Tattoo and Huger games in my tablet on queue...
However, my favorite has been Margaret Atwood's Oryx and Crake and
still need to read its "prequel," Handmaid's Tale.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Let us skip the basic necessities like air/water/fire..
1. technologies like computer, cell phones, etc..
2. wheels like bike or car
4. relationship with significant others
5. will or desire to improve myself
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My job, I have to ask myself...
WHO is Tom Cruise?
WHEN is Tom cruise?
WHY is Tom...Cruise?
What I want in life and how I can get there most efficiently.
How to treat others the way they want to be treated.
Finding humor and positivity in real life situations.
Ask me, I do think about a lot of things.
I'll end with this quote which I find very true.
"When given something perfect, it is the nature of man to dedicate
his mind to finding something wrong with it and then when he is
able to find something wrong with it, he rejoices in his find, and
sees only the flaw, becoming blind to everything else! And this is
why man is never given anything that is perfect, because when given
the imperfect and the ugly, man will dedicate his mind to finding
what is good with the imperfect and upon finding one thing good
with the extremely flawed, he will only see the one thing good, and
no longer see everything that is ugly. And so....man complains to
God for having less than what he wants... but this is the only
thing that man can handle. Man cannot handle what is perfect. It is
the nature of the mortal to rejoice over the one thing that he can
proudly say that he found on his own, with no help from another,
whether it be a shadow in a perfect diamond, or a faint beautiful
reflection in an extremely dull mirror."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either out with friends for food and some drinks or take it
I have occasional Saturday morning shifts, so those are often the
days I take the Friday night off, cook and watch a movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am the best "girl friend" to have..
I have many female friends and my best friend is a married
They often feed and destroy my ego, it's a love-hate relationship,
Another secret is... I am officially...HOOKED ON GLEE! The guilty
pleasure episode got me, how ironic... guilty pleasure...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think I am an interesting person... this profile can only
represent 5% of my swag, these online dating profiles set up the
guys to look like a creeper or stalker. Please don't judge a book
by it's cover or you'll never know what you're missing out
You're interested in doing some outdoor activities.
You like being truly healthy and have something to say about the
health care system, whether pro or con...
You realized we all have flaws and are willing to accept it and
improve yourself all the time.
I've followed my guide, have you?
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