Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Just moved to Buffalo! I'm primarily looking for friends to show me
around and connect with, as I don't know a soul here. Give me all
your recommendations. I'm not averse to a relationship happening,
but I'd rather put my emphasis on meeting people for now.
If you don't like feminism, you won't like me.
I'm like a sea urchin, cold and prickly on the outside. But on the
inside, I possess a watery vascular system and teeth that can crush
Apparently my deadpan sarcasm scares dudes off. That's ok.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I grew up in MI, but I spent the last couple years down south, so I
got a little soft. I'm an animal mommy. I routinely submerge myself
to vacuum and scrub what you don't want to think about is in the
water when you swim. I do regular science, including goggles. I
lift lots of heavy objects and put them back down.
Trying different craft beers, attempting to get on a regular sleep
schedule, pretending to be a responsible adult.
Binging on Bob's Burgers and lamenting the lack of seasons. I'm
part of the instant-gratification generation, I demand 8 full
seasons and a movie as soon as something arrives on Netflix,
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Carrying on conversations with animals who clearly cannot hear me
or talk back.
Weirding people out with my intense love of spiders. Telling me a
story about killing one earns you no points. I look out for my
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Maybe the smell... I swear, it's not me.
Well, maybe it is.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Shows: terrible mtv shows, bob's burgers, 30 rock, mst3k
Books: Middlesex, 100 years of solitude, Jasper Fforde, sci-fi
stuff, Everything is Illuminated, short fiction. I listen to a lot
of podcasts while I drive, too, including Radiolab, Ask Me Another,
Escape Pod, and the Drabblecast (on which I have been
Food: Anything that comes in a truck or on a stick.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
2. saturated fats
3. birds that screech endlessly
4. body pillows shaped like fish
5. temporary tattoos
6. cast-off animal bits
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to find that elusive type of bar where I can hang out and
chat with similarly introverted people with low social bars that
need replenishing, while drawing/painting/dicking around on the
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
One day, I want to grow up to be Phylicia Rashad.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to buy me tacos and enable my beer discovery quest.
You've got something better than an icebreaker question to ask. If
it sounds like something you'd hear at a meeting at work, I'm
probably gonna hate it.
Or maybe you are a cool person to hang out and get a drink with. I
like to do that too.
Meeting people online is awkward. So, apologies in advance.
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