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26 Buffalo, NY Cis Woman, Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 23–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:24pm
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 2" (1.57m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
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Still pretty new to Buffalo, so I'm totally down for anyone to hang out with and help me find the cool spots.


If you don't like feminism, you won't like me.

I'm like a sea urchin, cold and prickly on the outside. But on the inside, I possess a watery vascular system and teeth that can crush stone.

Apparently my deadpan sarcasm scares dudes off. That's ok.

Things I like, in a nutshell: animals, science, dancing (swing and blues, but I also like to flail like an idiot a lot), learning things, fossils, terrible movies (I watch The Room on a yearly basis), reading scifi, traveling (when possible).
What I’m doing with my life
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I grew up in MI, but I spent the last couple years down south, so I got a little soft. I'm an animal mommy. I routinely submerge myself to vacuum and scrub what you don't want to think about is in the water when you swim. I do regular science, including goggles. I lift lots of heavy objects and put them back down.

Trying different craft beers, attempting to get on a regular sleep schedule, pretending to be a responsible adult.

Binging on Bob's Burgers and lamenting the lack of seasons. I'm part of the instant-gratification generation, I demand 8 full seasons and a movie as soon as something arrives on Netflix, dangit!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Crossword puzzles.

Carrying on conversations with animals who clearly cannot hear me or talk back.

Weirding people out with my intense love of spiders. Telling me a story about killing one earns you no points. I look out for my spiderbros.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Maybe the smell... I swear, it's not me.

Well, maybe it is.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Shows: terrible mtv shows, bob's burgers, 30 rock, mst3k

Books: Middlesex, 100 years of solitude, Jasper Fforde, sci-fi stuff, Everything is Illuminated, short fiction. I listen to a lot of podcasts while I drive, too, including Radiolab, Ask Me Another, Escape Pod, and the Drabblecast (on which I have been published!!).

Food: Anything that comes in a truck or on a stick.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. spiders
2. saturated fats
3. birds that screech endlessly
4. body pillows shaped like fish
5. temporary tattoos
6. cast-off animal bits
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to find that elusive type of bar where I can hang out and chat with similarly introverted people with low social bars that need replenishing, while drawing/painting/dicking around on the internet.
You should message me if
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You've got something better than an icebreaker question to ask. If it sounds like something you'd hear at a meeting at work, I'm probably gonna hate it.

Or maybe you are a cool person to hang out and get a drink with. I like to do that too.

Please, please, do not message me anything starting with "I don't like feminists, but..." because this never ends well and I really don't enjoy someone lecturing me as the first thing I hear. I don't have to prove my feminist knowledge to you, I don't have to justify why it's called feminism, and it doesn't mean I want men to die or whatever bizarre idea you have.

Meeting people online is awkward. So, apologies in advance.