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25 Buffalo, NY Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 23–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:20am
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids

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My self-summary
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Moving to Buffalo around the 1st of Feb.


If you don't like feminism, you won't like me.

I'm like a sea urchin, cold and prickly on the outside. But on the inside, I possess a watery vascular system and teeth that can crush stone.

I work a lot, which leads to me forgetting to plan my weekends. You're welcome to make a suggestion.

Apparently my deadpan sarcasm scares dudes off. That's ok.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Moved from the north down here. I'm an animal mommy. I routinely submerge myself to vacuum and scrub what you don't want to think about is in the water when you swim. I do regular science, including goggles. I lift lots of heavy objects and put them back down. I try to convince someone to give me a full time job.

Trying different craft beers, attempting to get on a regular sleep schedule, pretending to be a responsible adult.

Binging on Bob's Burgers and lamenting the lack of seasons. I'm part of the instant-gratification generation, I demand 8 full seasons and a movie as soon as something arrives on Netflix, dangit!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Crossword puzzles.

Carrying on conversations with animals who clearly cannot hear me or talk back.

Weirding people out with my intense love of spiders. Telling me a story about killing one earns you no points. I look out for my spiderbros.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Maybe the smell... I swear, it's not me.

Well, maybe it is.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Shows: terrible mtv shows, bob's burgers, 30 rock, mst3k

Books: Middlesex, 100 years of solitude, Jasper Fforde, sci-fi stuff, Everything is Illuminated, short fiction. I listen to a lot of podcasts while I drive, too, including Radiolab, Ask Me Another, Escape Pod, and the Drabblecast (on which I have been published!!).

Food: Anything that comes in a truck or on a stick.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. spiders
2. saturated fats
3. birds that screech endlessly
4. body pillows shaped like fish
5. temporary tattoos
6. cast-off animal bits
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sleeping, because I usually work weekends, and work starts at 5 or 6 am.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
One day, I want to grow up to be Phylicia Rashad.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to buy me tacos and enable my beer discovery quest.

You've got something better than an icebreaker question to ask. If it sounds like something you'd hear at a meeting at work, I'm probably gonna hate it.

Or maybe you are a cool person to hang out and get a drink with. I like to do that too.

Meeting people online is awkward. So, apologies in advance.