I am smart, quirky, and self-deprecating.
My Self-Summary
I'm a recent transplant to Portland, and I'm going to school on and
off. I am an unabashed, unrepentant nerd. I like snakes, staring at
the sky (night or day), and my favorite breakfast is fakin bacon,
hashbrowns, and scrambled tofu. I have tongue and labret piercings,
four tattoos, and extremely liberal political views. I am not
afraid to say what I'm thinking, because I would rather piss
someone off than lie to them. I do not like liars, arrogance,
misogyny, freeloaders, stale coffee breath, or those who treat
children like they are mentally impaired. I can be friends with
almost anyone, but I am pretty picky about who I'll date seriously,
and I'd rather be alone than unhappy. If I haven't frightened the
pants off you yet, drop me a line, because I really am a nice girl,
I'm just blunt.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm settling into life in Portland, and going to school when I can.
School is good. I took a 6 year break from college, and I am so
ready to be back at it. I figure if I can still test into Calculus
after the time off, then I am wasting my brain if I don't go.
I also work at a call center (oh, joy!), which isn't the most fun
job in the world, but it keeps the lights on, and gives me drinkin'
money. So I keep working there.
I’m really good at
math, reading
comics, finding good used CDs, making
people laugh, counting coins, picking out ripe
mangoes, knowing the answer to
seemingly random questions or trivia, speaking my mind,
dyeing hair, cooking
yummy
veggie
food, laughing at myself, listening
The first things people usually notice about me
It used to be my cool hair, but I'd imagine these days I just look
like a butch hipster. Once you get past that, its probably either
my eyes/glasses or the fact that I'm a goofy sarcastic dork.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
A) anything by
Arthur C Clarke,
William Gibson,
Philip K Dick, or James Patterson. I loved the Lord of the Rings,
the Dune chronicles, Lolita, Juniper, Neuromancer, Lord of the
Flies, the Great Gatsby, Of Mice and Men. I like good sci-fi,
biographies, middle english novels, but I'll read anything because
I love to read.
B)
Blade
Runner,
Reservoir Dogs, Rocky Horror,
Breakfast
on Pluto, The Matrix (the first one), Labyrinth/any Jim Henson,
Star Wars episodes 4,5, and 6, The Butterfly Effect,
Donnie Darko, Grave
of the Fireflies, Triplets of Belleville, Cecil B Demented, Life of
Brian, Me and You and Everyone We Know, animation, just about
anything weird, twisted, dark, or different, but I'm as bad about
movies as I am books.
C)Led Zeppelin,
the Beatles, Michael Franti &
Spearhead, the Doors, Nirvana, Bad Religion, BT, Basement Jaxx,
Flogging Molly, the Southtown Hounds,
David Bowie, Del tha Funkee
Homosapien, Blackalicious, Outkast, the Rolling Stones, Sublime,
Tears for Fears, Smashing Pumpkins, Radiohead, Blur, Jello Biafra,
Voodoo Glow Skulls, Modest Mouse, DJ Tiesto, Flaming Lips, Hells
Belles, Foo Fighters, Nirvana, the Clash, The Ramones, U2, Johnny
Cash, Paul Oakenfold, Billie Holiday, Hank Williams, Mozart,
Schubert, Dvorak, Dan the Automator Nakamura, etc. As you can see,
I feel even more passionate about music than I do movies and books.
Basically, I'll listen to anything but new country and bluegrass or
christian music, but my faves are rock, electronic, punk, and good
hip-hop.
D)As long as its vegetarian, I'll fare alright, but I have a
softspot for asian cuisine (thai, chinese, japanese, korean,
indian), and homestyle mexican warms my belly too. Secretly, I love
sushi, and every once in a great while i give in and eat those
yummy dead fish bits.
The six things I could never do without
air, water, food, and some manner of protection from the elements
are all I really need, but assuming i get those for free, I'd want
music, someone to have intelligent conversation with, lip balm,
fingernail clippers, clean underwear, and the occasional
beer.
I'd be pretty bummed if I couldn't have my bicycle, my books, or my
knitting. A pen and a notebook also aid my sanity.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Politics, this f*@#ing war, our incoming new president, what i'm
making for dinner, what cd i want next, what i'm doing on friday
night, what classes to take next, if i took my vitamins this
morning, why people litter, etc. Seriously, I tend to let my mind
wander of its own free will, so I think about all kinds of random
things in my free time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with my friends, drinking beers, checking out a local
band. That, or I'm curled up on my couch with a blanket, watching a
movie.
With my current work schedule, Friday is my Tuesday. I usually get
a drink at the pub across the street after work, or meander down to
the fry cart to get a snack for my movie. Whee!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
In my spare time I casually entertain various conspiracy theories.
I don't buy into any of them, but they're fun to muse about.
You should message me if
you want to talk to me. I won't bite, unless you ask, or you really
piss me off.
Seriously, send me a message if you want to hang out. I need to get
out of the house more, and I can only read so many books over a
pint at the pub across the street. Ok, that's a lie, but I'd still
like to meet new people and do stuff.