I believe in monogamy in the sense that I'm fairly sure it exists. Also, commas.
Most of my interests (e.g. programming and writing papers for rejection from journals) are things that I have to do either for school or work, which is nice. I have some really dorky hobbies that I'm not ashamed of at all, like making chainmail and Dagorhir. I'm building a robot to make chainmail for me.
I also occasionally try to write real things. Most recently it's been screenplays and snarky comments about the questions on here. Do you know that question on here, "Are you an aspiring actor/artist/writer or other creative type?" I answered no since I have actually been paid for my creative output.
I play outside during hurricanes and give rides to strangers in snowstorms.