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32 M Portland, ME

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Last Online
Yesterday – 5:06pm
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from law school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I love meeting new people. I like being around people who like me. I have some awesome friends, and look forward to having more. I believe the meaning of life has less to do with a deity, and more to do with leaving a legacy by which society and the people closest to you can remember you long after your short stay on Earth is over.

I also like puns.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a small town lawyer. I defend the "little guy" from all of this World's injustice, or so thats what I tell myself. Outside of work, I strive to convince people that I am not just another boring lawyer.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Thoughtful procrastination.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been told I have a positive aura. Not sure what that really means, but I'll accept it as true.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I own many leather-bound books, but don't have much time to read. The next book I read is going to be the Tao of Wu by The Rza. I'm pretty sure that's going to contain some good insights.

For the same reasons I don't read, I don't find myself watching a lot of movies. When I do, it is usually a dumb comedy like Zoolander, Anchorman, Elf, Grandma's Boy, or Idiocracy. Top Gun, however, is an awesome exception to my dumb comedy rule.

I do, however, love music. Hip hop, funk, jazz, classical, rock, Brit Pop, and anything in between. It must be disclaimed that some very popular bands (i.e. the Beatles or U2 to name a few) annoy me. I take a lot of flak for that, which is probably justified. It is not to say I don't appreciate their respective contributions to music, I would just prefer to listen to something else.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good looks
Embroidered belts
Fun company
Wonton soup
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Who I want to be when I grow up. I still think I can be pretty great, just need to figure out how to get there.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out and about in Downtown Portland. I was a big fan of Cheers as a kid, so these days it is more likely than not I'm at an establishment where everybody knows my name... That is not to say I am not up for changing that up :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Spiceworld is a great album, and an even better movie.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You think we would have fun (because you are probably right).