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31 M Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Aug 25
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Used up
Strictly other
Atheism, and laughing about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Take notes! There will be a quiz at the end of the performance. I'm a musician and actor. I mostly do commercial voice overs and I'm in a touring theater company. I also find time to work at a bar.

I drink. I don't see the sun enough and I hate the humidity.

I am autodidactic.
What I’m doing with my life
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Auditions. Shows. Gigs. Being goofy. Writing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh when they're not supposed to. I take sadistic glee in causing a scene partner to break character.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I sound like the guy that does all those "IN A WORLD..." movie trailers.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Heller, Vonnegut, comics, Hitchhikers Guide

Hangover, Space Balls, Clint Eastwood, Pulp Fiction, Alien, Donnie Darko, Die Hard, RED, Avengers, Terminator, Big Trouble in Little China, City of Lost Children, The Thing, They Live, CHUD. They don't make 'em like they did in the 80's.

Doctor Who, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Futurama, Mythbusters, Pawn Stars

Tchaikovsky, Barber, Zappa, Beatles, Megadeth, Eels, Bush, Zeppelin, Talking Heads, Arch Enemy. I tend to play more music than I listen to. And by that I mean I'll listen to music for 3 minutes before I grab an instrument and start writing.

Thai, Chinese, Mexican, Spanish....
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The internet, tequila, thai food, laughing, that one thing that's super important, sspell chck.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Polyrythmic time signatures.

Ways to improve myself.

Plot devices.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Typical anything doesn't apply to me let alone this magical "weekend" I've heard so much about.

Lately I've been at the gym because it's empty then.
You should message me if
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You can make me laugh.