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32 M Washington, DC

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Last Online
Today – 4:42pm
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Graduated from masters program
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
I'm a DC area native, who has spent time in NYC, Portland, Seattle, California, and Colorado.

I like: progressive people, comedy, philosophy, and short walks on the beach.
What I’m doing with my life
I work as head scientist an organic bottled tea company. One of my claims to fame is concocting the President's favorite bottled drink. I would like to tell him this, but we all know he's already watching.

I've recently traveled to Romania, as well as Tokyo and Shanghai to learn about tea. Now trying to plant my feet in DC the best I can.

I am close with my family and think they are the coolest people I have ever met.
I’m really good at
Getting rid of hiccups, grocery store self-check out, estimating the perfect ratio of cheese to crackers, problem solving, and expertly parallel parking my way into the smallest of spots of people's hearts.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably that I am tall and lean...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: A few of my favorites are City of God, Enter the Void, Rushmore, Life is Beautiful, Slumdog Millionaire, Lars Von Trier, Fargo, Memento, Fight Club, and Pulp Fiction. I especially enjoy independent films and documentaries.

TV: Game of Thrones, Boardwalk Empire, House of Cards, The Wire, Walking Dead, and Always Sunny.

Music: Edward Sharpe, Flamming Lips, Portishead, Black Keys, 90's hip hop, Grouplove, Alt-J, Sublime, Big Gigantic, the Floozies. Spotify is usually playing non-stop while I'm in the shower, in the car, or at work.

Reading: I like learning, so a lot of non-fiction. I can appreciate a good novel, but don't be so pushy with them, geez.
The six things I could never do without
√ A Project
√ Tulsi
√ You
√ Spell check
√ Physical activity
√ Sunshine
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Evolutionary anthropology, new business ideas, lunch, why I'm so lucky, and how bizarre this whole life thing is.
On a typical Friday night I am
You can find me at live shows, occasionally at a bar. But I thoroughly enjoy my nights at home playing keys, or getting emotionally attached to Netflix, preferably in the company of another human or animal.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once wrestled a police officer in my boxers.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
√ If any of my profile has sparked an interest
√ Have an idea for a new drink?