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kurmatee
26 / M / straight / Single
Washington, District of Columbia
The Skinny
- Last Online
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- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- Black, Other
- Height
- 5' 9" (1.75m).
- Body Type
- Average
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Not at all
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Catholicism and somewhat serious about it
- Sign
- Gemini but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Working on law school
- Job
- Clerical / Administrative
- Income
- —
- Kids
- Likes children
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Owns cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am fannish, mocha, and hypoallergenic.
My Self-Summary
I'm a Bronx-born
half-Jamaican half-Bahamian, but I have a generically
American accent. Shirts in my wardrobe have at most 2 main colors,
and I only wear 3 brands of completely disparate connotations. For
very brief periods, I professionally: taught high schoolers
performing arts; was a political reporter-cum-designer; read
newspapers. Technically, I think I was awarded a Pulitzer Prize.
Songs by Prince that have conjunctions in their titles make me
swoon. When I grow up, I want to be grown up.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm training to be an ambulance chaser while off-setting that
vocation's ambient-douchebaggery by volunteering at a non-profit.
For fun I write accidentally nerdy rap songs, ruin my friends at
Brain Age, and
stare lovingly at The Washington Channel.
Editors
I’m really good at
vocal
percussion, カラオケ, and
pretending to know foreign languages.
The first things people usually notice about me
my big hair, my loud pants, and my often-obnoxious love of music.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
10 Favorite Authors: A.A. Milne, Alex Haley, Bill Simmons,
Brian Spaeth,
Dave Barry, Jhumpa Lahiri, Kyle Smith, Louis Sachar, 高橋
留美子, Steve Martin
20 Favorite Film Directors: Amy Heckerling, David Zucker (pre-2000), Ben Stiller, Brad Bird, Bryan Singer, 宮崎 駿, 高畑 勲, Jim Henson, John Lasseter, Judd Apatow, Keenan Ivory Wayans, Kevin Smith, Michel Gondry, Mira Nair, Richard Linklater, Spike Jonze, Spike Lee, Terry Gilliam, Trey Parker & Matt Stone
15 Favorite Music Acts: Boyz II Men, Charlie Parker*, Danielle Ate the Sandwich, Fall Out Boy, Frank Sinatra, 宇多田ヒカル, Jay-Z, John Legend, John Mayer, kanYeWest, Katy Perry, Lady GaGa, Musiq Soulchild, Nat King Cole, T-Pain
Top 5 Foods: Jamaican chicken patties, guava cheese, cold mango with warm ข้าวเหนียว, and Haribo Fruit Salad. My favorite drink is Pink Ting.
*I started playing saxophone in 5th grade, played regularly through high school, and sporadically though grad school. You'd think I'd be good...but I'm not. However, I used pull off a halfway decent "Ornithology." Sidebar. p_^
20 Favorite Film Directors: Amy Heckerling, David Zucker (pre-2000), Ben Stiller, Brad Bird, Bryan Singer, 宮崎 駿, 高畑 勲, Jim Henson, John Lasseter, Judd Apatow, Keenan Ivory Wayans, Kevin Smith, Michel Gondry, Mira Nair, Richard Linklater, Spike Jonze, Spike Lee, Terry Gilliam, Trey Parker & Matt Stone
15 Favorite Music Acts: Boyz II Men, Charlie Parker*, Danielle Ate the Sandwich, Fall Out Boy, Frank Sinatra, 宇多田ヒカル, Jay-Z, John Legend, John Mayer, kanYeWest, Katy Perry, Lady GaGa, Musiq Soulchild, Nat King Cole, T-Pain
Top 5 Foods: Jamaican chicken patties, guava cheese, cold mango with warm ข้าวเหนียว, and Haribo Fruit Salad. My favorite drink is Pink Ting.
*I started playing saxophone in 5th grade, played regularly through high school, and sporadically though grad school. You'd think I'd be good...but I'm not. However, I used pull off a halfway decent "Ornithology." Sidebar. p_^
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
N.D. Ill. case law on 28 U.S.C. § 1404 stipulations for meeting the
doctrine of forum non conveniens vis-à-vis change of venue...
...to your mom.
...to your mom.
On a typical Friday night I am
watching Smallville, going to the movies,
having an existential crisis, or some combination thereof. Good
thing they're not making another Superman movie for a while,
amirite dot urbanup dot com?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I'm afraid of being homeless.
You should message me if
...you form the head
...you tell snowclones
...you voted for Kodos
...you adore Paul S. Rudd
...you enjoy guava cheese
...you zlocate but don't znol
...you order vegetarian duck
...you name inanimate objects
...you dance about architecture
...you interrupt cows or starfishes
...you use every part of the buffalo
...you know The Universal Greeting
...you meta-, but you barely know her
...you xerox kleenex to clean solo cups
...you weren't even supposed to be here
...you yearn for fora allowing alliteration
...you heard I like x, so you put x in my y
...you guessed Pookie was coming to dinner
...you rank things that are not usually ranked
...you blog frequently and/or on many platforms
...you learned to stop worrying and love the bomb
...you spell words backwards just to see if you can
...you quell rebellions with anthropogenic moonbases
...you consider the first act of 'Up' to be a masterpiece
...you join NGOs so you can high-five their street teams
...you put away childish things, but know where they are
...you tell snowclones
...you voted for Kodos
...you adore Paul S. Rudd
...you enjoy guava cheese
...you zlocate but don't znol
...you order vegetarian duck
...you name inanimate objects
...you dance about architecture
...you interrupt cows or starfishes
...you use every part of the buffalo
...you know The Universal Greeting
...you meta-, but you barely know her
...you xerox kleenex to clean solo cups
...you weren't even supposed to be here
...you yearn for fora allowing alliteration
...you heard I like x, so you put x in my y
...you guessed Pookie was coming to dinner
...you rank things that are not usually ranked
...you blog frequently and/or on many platforms
...you learned to stop worrying and love the bomb
...you spell words backwards just to see if you can
...you quell rebellions with anthropogenic moonbases
...you consider the first act of 'Up' to be a masterpiece
...you join NGOs so you can high-five their street teams
...you put away childish things, but know where they are
