Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I usually laugh way more, and far longer, than anyone else at my
I curse. A lot. Like adjectives and adverbs a lot.
I wanted to be Godzilla when I was a little boy. In hindsight, he
probably wasn't the most practical role model.
ENFJ - at least that's what the test said. It felt like a horoscope
reading, what with the wide-net personality traits and
compatibility recommendations. I'm sure it's science, though ...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Getting outdoors as much as possible.
Helping my mom in Georgia, now that I'm in a position to do
Appreciating life back in California after a few years on the East
Teaching myself over and over again -
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, unintentionally. From what people say, I'm
consistently witty and hilarious, but none of that's translating to
this OK Cupid profile for some reason.
Seeing a person's true self, for better or for worse. Mostly it's
Being the opposite of really good at small talk.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I observe more than I talk, at first.
I say exactly what I'm thinking.
I am a decent human being. As in compassionate, not
I Try to do the right thing. I'm not always successful.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My current favorite food experiences are a semi-weekly pickup at
the Cambodian restaurant a stone's throw from the house, killer Pho
& Lao Sausage a mile away, and semi-monthly Berkeley Thai
Temple Sunday brunch.
Araki / Arbus / Crewdson / Goldin / Halsman / Kahlo / Klimt /
Kruger / Lange / Mucha / Parks / Sherman / Wyeth
Chomsky / Herbert / Huxley / Klein / Lagerkvist / Martel / Murakami
/ Orwell / Robbins / Rollins / Silver / Thompson / Vonnegut
Filmmakers - visual storytellers, exploitation pioneers,
traditionalists, bright young minds, foreigners, explosions,
screams, theremins, real-life stories
Music - Some fast / loud and some slow / quiet and a good deal that
intersect ... too many for a comprehensive list.
TV - Satire News / Superhero Adventures / Crude Comedies / Zombie
Apocalypse Depression Case Studies / Sartorial Cannibals / Red
Weddings / Murderous Minnesotans / Yellow Kings
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Bicycles ( CX / MTB / Track ) fun over racing
Friendship, including the friendship/love of Petunia my new
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Hilarities. Absurdities. Paradoxes. Injustice. Justice. Karma.
Forgiveness. Hubris. Humility. Cause. Effect. Perception. Media.
Religion. Politics. Sociology. Psychology.
Trying not to be the guy who lists all these things in conversation
as masturbatorily as they appear in text here.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Riding Oakland or sleeping up for an adventure Saturday / Sunday in
1/30 Friday nights - grinning til my cheeks hurt to some band I've
waited years to see in person. Thank you, Bay Area!
Wrasslin' at Joaquin Miller Dog Park.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I overthink quite a few things.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You'd like an outdoor adventure partner. I'm too habitual about
hiking Redwood Regional, and really need to explore Marin / Santa
Cruz etc. Same for bicycle adventures.
You like going to the movies or to see a band every once in a
You can find humor in awkward situations, and sometimes escalate
said awkwardness to Level 2. Or Level 11.
Who are you looking for?
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