Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I come from a long line of whiskey smugglers. My pap used to set us
youngins on his knee and Tell us about his ol pal Jim Beam. Those
goons used to hustle all over the Appalachian Mountains, always one
step ahead of the law during that insane moment in time often
referred to as the prohibition. Well run, hide, and sell was the
name of the game and boy were they good at it. My pap and Jimmy boy
were the dynamic duo that all pigs feared, right up until that God
awful day that still gives me pap the hurt deep down inside.
That low down, good for nothing type of brotha Jim beam sold my
grand daddy out, can you believe it! He ratted on him having got
the lowdown that the prohibition was about to end and didn't want
my pappy to reap in the boom that was gonna be the new alcohol
Needless to say whiskey is my drink of choice but please never,
ever will I let that so called "whisey" they call Jim Beam pass
through these lips
What I’m doing with my life
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Finding different ways to convince my roommate to skip out on her
9-5 so she can play with me on my random days off during the
Having full conversations with my roommates dog about where we see
each other in the future.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finishing the outer edges of jig saw puzzles
Getting the urge to pack up my shoes and move
Originally from Michigan, spent some time in the oven that is
Arizona, made the excuse to live in Dallas for a couple years so I
was in close proximity to the Texass state Fair every fall, lived
in NYC since January.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The blue/purple/pink hairs on my head
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The six things I could never do without
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Dogs (I may be the creepy dog lady who lives next door when I'm
old... And I think I may be okay with that)
Peanut butter (it's gods gift to man)
Friends ( cause getting drunk by yourself is only fun
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Saving up enough dolla dolla bills so I can quit the real world and
travel for 6 months
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You should message me if
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