26 Brooklyn, NY
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My self-summary
I come from a long line of whiskey smugglers. My pap used to set us youngins on his knee and Tell us about his ol pal Jim Beam. Those goons used to hustle all over the Appalachian Mountains, always one step ahead of the law during that insane moment in time often referred to as the prohibition. Well run, hide, and sell was the name of the game and boy were they good at it. My pap and Jimmy boy were the dynamic duo that all pigs feared, right up until that God awful day that still gives me pap the hurt deep down inside.
That low down, good for nothing type of brotha Jim beam sold my grand daddy out, can you believe it! He ratted on him having got the lowdown that the prohibition was about to end and didn't want my pappy to reap in the boom that was gonna be the new alcohol business.

Needless to say whiskey is my drink of choice but please never, ever will I let that so called "whisey" they call Jim Beam pass through these lips
What I’m doing with my life
Finding different ways to convince my roommate to skip out on her 9-5 so she can play with me on my random days off during the week.

Having full conversations with my roommates dog about where we see each other in the future.
I’m really good at
Finishing the outer edges of jig saw puzzles

Getting the urge to pack up my shoes and move
Originally from Michigan, spent some time in the oven that is Arizona, made the excuse to live in Dallas for a couple years so I was in close proximity to the Texass state Fair every fall, lived in NYC since January.
The first things people usually notice about me
The blue/purple/pink hairs on my head
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The good kind
The six things I could never do without
Dogs (I may be the creepy dog lady who lives next door when I'm old... And I think I may be okay with that)
Peanut butter (it's gods gift to man)
Friends ( cause getting drunk by yourself is only fun sometimes)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Saving up enough dolla dolla bills so I can quit the real world and travel for 6 months
On a typical Friday night I am
You should message me if
You are down for any of these ideas instead of the "let's grab a drink" typical first date