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kvltstep

25 M Hampton, VA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Aug 12
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Military
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm Jon.

Originally from Los Angeles, CA.

I like making music, video games, and horror movies.

I have no idea what I'm looking for here.
For now I'm just hoping I can meet someone who has similar interests, and isn't a butthole.

TL;DR Ran off the become a luche libre, it did not go so well.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Full time job, and working on a degree in forensics.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Photography
Computers
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes.

I have my father's eyes.

I keep them in a jar next to my desk.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
1984, Cat's Cradle, Dune, Ender's Game, Harry Potter, Haunted, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, It, Lolita, Looking For Alaska, Rant, Slaughterhouse-Five, Snow Crash, Snuff, The Man Behind The Sun

Movies:
Alien, Begotten, Enter the Void, Evil Dead, Gummo, Hard Candy, Kids, Party Monster, Natural Born Killers, Pulp Fiction, Re-animator, Repo! The Genetic Opera, Salo, The Thing, Suspiria

I really like horror & anything Miyazaki

Music:
†‡†, Acid Bath, Alien Sex Fiend, Appalachian Terror Unit, Bad Brains, Bauhaus, Bohren and der Club of Gore, Botch, Burzum, Christian Death, Crim3s, Crystal Castles, The Cure, David Bowie, Elvis Depressedly, Grimes, Holy Other, Johnny Hobo, Julia Brown, The Knife, Leftöver Crack, Loma Prieta, M83, No-Cash, Placebo, Portishead, Salem, Siouxsie, Suicide Machines, White Ring

I do not care for Nirvana.

TV:
Adventure Time, American Horror Story, AoT, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Community, Dexter, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Regular Show, The Walking Dead

Video Games:
Chrono Trigger, Elder Scrolls, EverQuest, Fallout, Final Fantasy 4/6/8/9, Mega Man, Minecraft, Super Meat Boy, VVVVVV
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My camera.
My dog.
My kitty.
Music.
My motorcycle.
California Burritos.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whats the best way to start a tasteful orgy?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Nerding out.
Video games.
Drinking.
Making music.
Reddit
At a show.
Tumblr
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once ordered food to go, and ate it inside the restaurant.
#firstworldanarchist
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to go to a show with me.
You'd like to be my con-buddy! (Note: I mean convention buddy. Boy, was I red in the face when I showed up to that diamond heist.)
You think we have a similar sense of humor and are thinking "Oh God, am I seriously on OKC right now??"
You can present a long form birth certificate upon request.
You wont go all Buffalo Bill on me.