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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 43–58
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 3
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Two-year college
Has kids
English (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Rev. 03/05/2015

I have returned. Caution, this profile contains innuendo and sarcasm mixed with a little seriousness. Your going to be here a while, so go get a cup of coffee! :-) BTW, read ALL of it.

WARNING! A number of women have not approved of my profile. You have been warned! If that isn't clear enough; I am SUCH a slut!!

Some of you ladies are starting off on the wrong foot. Do not be deceptive in your profile. Do NOT say that you live in Coldwater, MS, when you live in Marianna, PA! It is too easy to verify information. Move on, you have disqualified yourself! OR you can try to ask for forgiveness which is not likely to happen. Further, if you are international, what is the point. No need to message me.

It has come to my attention that I may be relocating to the Las Vegas area sometime during 2015. Just so you know that my current location may be temporary, now.

I need to be upfront with one item in particular; smoking. I do not see myself with someone who is a smoker. I won't list the reasons, but... So, here is how I would describe it. Should you be a smoker, you fall into a 1% chance of a lasting relationship with me. You may be more beautiful that I can imagine.

Okay, let's get some business out of the way. I am NOT your hookup! Kind of hard to be a hookup when you are celibate! There could be a physical attribute which would prevent it. In that case, you need to be a bi-sexual female! LOL! The only reason that I would want to sleep with you early is so we could see what each other looks like first thing in the morning. I hope that you start drinking early!! :-)

While we are at it, I am NOT other men! I am NOT the guy that you divorced! I MAY not be a nice guy, but I AM a good guy. You can give up on your stereotype! Have you ever heard the adage that you can judge a man by how he treats his mother? Pay attention to that. AND, yes, you would have been impressed with me!

Some women ask, "What qualities do you like in a woman?"
- HONESTY. I want to know that I can rely on her to be truthful with me. While I was married for a long time, that didn't exist. You must understand that being misleading in your profile reflects your integrity. If you can't be honest, you will not be able to keep me!
- HUMOR; I am looking to the one who has an imagination like mine, and can parallel me and my humor.
- LOYAL woman. I will not cheat on you, and I do not tolerate cheating on me!
- A woman who APPRECIATES our home, and enjoys decorating.
- at least SPIRITUAL.
- a woman who SINCERELY loves ME! My question is, "Does such a woman actually exist?"
- the woman who gets my attention will likely NOT be a smoker.
- your mind doesn't need to be clean. Come play in the dirt with me! My new favorite song is, Talk Dirty to Me. :-)
- you need to like shooting, and like me to shoot.

Do you really want me to show my physical preferences?! Okay, physically I prefer women who are just slightly overweight, you know, a little meat on their bones. I love shoulder length, full head of hair. My favorite color is auburn/red, but any color is good. I like blue or green eyes. You could have one blue and one green eye. Yes, I like lush full lips. My preference in height falls between 5' 4" and 5' 8". 5 8 is a little tall actually because you are not as close to smelling my pheromones! I noticed that a $100 dollar bill in my pocket overrides the pheromone attraction!! Okay, the one you get mad about; breast size. I found that I am good with 34C to 40D. I am not that totally picky about that, but I do like to waste! If your name is Sarah, Jenny or Angela, you get extra points. :-) So, bottom line, I am looking for a white(or hispanic or Italian) woman that dresses like a black woman, but likes WHITE men! Can I say it any better?

I look forward to the hand holding, the hugs, the kisses, the cuddling, the touches, the massage. When I hug, I often like to rub your back. Reread that, I did NOT say backside (although!) You women who pass judgement on others...

BTW, the only choice regarding long-term is dating. I would prefer that it be a long term relationship. I am not sure that I want to marry again, but if you are IT, then I am!

Having fun and making people laugh is a priority. If you aren't smiling, you are going to be! I do enjoy being relaxed and laid back. I am serious when I need to be, but life is so short now that I really do not want to waste it without the fun! I enjoy going to dinner and movies. I like to read, but do not get as much time as I want to do so. I like watching TV for about 5 hours a week...only the favorites below.

Now for a little tacky bs( not that the above isn't tacky); All of you purists need to stop reading now. You HAVE been warned!

I am a knowledgeable man. I have an IQ of 130, combined with a mental age of 34. I know what Kegel's are; I have eaten some of them! I saw a question relating to Kegel's which tripped my bull s**t trigger. It happens! And, of course, being the experienced labiaologist, I knew what to say. I guess I could do away with the rest of my summary. This paragraph explains me pretty well! It may not be obvious to you, but I AM joking. For those of you that find yourself insulted, there is no need to message me; you are probably not the one that I am looking for.

Now, for those "women" who are offended; yes, I am sexist. I believe in man and woman and their God intended purpose. So, if you have or are going to be offended, I already know it. I have an intended purpose for this profile. Honestly, I am not concerned if you are offended. I am searching for what I want! Pilots are always looking for target-rich environments. I am looking for the woman who enjoys receiving facials as much as I do! :-)

WARNING: Any institutions or individuals using this site or any of its associated sites DO NOT have permission to use any of my profile, answers or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications. It is recommended that other members post a similar notice.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Enjoying it NOW! So many responsibilities have ended. Children grown, no grandkids at home anymore, wife has passed.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Bulls**t and Eating Kegel's! I am actually good in leadership roles. I have been a flight instructor. I worked public service for a major airline as a supervisor for the last 15 years of my 34+ year career. Retired. Joined the TSA, moved to a supervisor position and left after five years. I taught some software classes at a community college as adjunct faculty. I enjoy it when I can do something to help people learn and improve!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is that they need a few drinks to think that I am attractive!

I smile a lot if you haven't deduced that by now. That I treat people with respect. I can talk to anyone.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Oh, Lord! I have now completed reading Fifty Shades of Grey. Really?! If you roll your eyes at me again I am going to punish you. Stop biting your lip, Ana! (Proof) I actually never knew! I am now joking that I can't wait to spank my first one!
OH, NOW I am reading Bared to You! And you want to take me to task over being rude, crude, tacky and sex obsessed?!?! Just exactly WHO do you THINK you are? If you should be curious about why I read these, they were recommended by a lady friend.

A woman commented to a man that he was being gross. I interjected, "yeah, until YOU are in the mood, then he is sexy!"

Motivational books are my norm. Have you heard about Think and Grow Rich, a book published in 1937 and STILL in print today?

Just finished "Hands Off My Gun", by Dana Loesch. Well researched, and full of valid information. BTW, I carry concealed, so if you do, at least we have one thing in common.

Movies - 4/27/2014
I just watched The Notebook for the first time. I found it emotional, and great! The thought came to me that isn't that what we all here want. I could probably throw out this whole profile, and just say THAT's all I want.

I have seen a ton of movies over the years, so I am not going to list them. I prefer action, sci-fi, comedy, some chick flicks, and anything that includes aviation. I really don't go in for the horror movies, but I have had my arm twisted a few times. Found out that if I closed my eyes it isn't so bad! :-)

Okay, add War Room to your MUST SEE list! Sensational christian movie. I believe that this movie will become a Kendrick Brothers classic. Tremendously well played, powerful message, and plenty of cute scenes causing laughter and joy!

Shows - NCIS, Person of Interest, The Blacklist, /Scorpion, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. , The Messengers, Proof, Joel Osteen.

Music - Country, hip/hop. My son-in-law is DJ Crumbz. I will plug him here;
He can be heard Monday through Friday evenings from 79p.m. until 11p.m. on KISSFM 101.9 Memphis. He is talented. He is also on Sunday afternoon currently from 1p.m. until 6p.m.
Have you heard of fit radio? Download the app to your phone for your workout music. Yes, Crumbz has uploaded some of his work on FitRadio.
Besides being hung up on TDTM, I am also fond of Happy.

Food - Steak and potato. I like some Italian, Mexican, maybe some Chinese. I really like cashew chicken.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Don't worry, I have them!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why these dating sites are so full of fakes. Look in your own back yard. That is where the Acres of Diamonds resides.

I really like to think a lot about what else that I am going to come up with to put in here so the wrong women think that I am rude, tacky, crude, male chauvinist, and sex obsessed. C'mon, give it to me. I have been married for a long time before; I ain't listening!!

-fish in the sea
-clouds in the sky
-stars in the universe
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Currently, usually at work.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't think this thing works! NO, not that; this!

I am a much better man than you may think that I am. I know how to restrain myself, I just don't want to here!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- you think that you like what you see. That means that you have been drinking!

- you can accept that I can not sleep with you just because you want me to.

- after reading this profile, that you could put up with me, or you think that you might like my company. ;-)

- you love to exercise your imagination. I love to play with words as you may have noted in the previous statement. I AM going to make you laugh, so you better love it. I will probably be naughty, of course!

- If you sympathize with me because my face and lips are so dry, and you could provide some VF Therapy. :-)

- If you think you would like to be that girl on my arm!