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kwhalen89

25 San Diego, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–27
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jun 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm pretty much a fool, that would be one of my favorite qualities of myself. To elaborate, I enjoy making people laugh at my expense: intentionally getting phrases wrong, or acting really weird. I thought about doing that here but it doesn't come across properly in text. I'm smart, like one of the smartest people in the world, but I'm really humble about it. I have a lot of really strong friendships if that speaks to you at all about who I am. I don't really feel like typing out my qualities right now, I always think it comes out phony anyway. I'll show you my qualities if we ever meet.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm living in the Midwest, where I have my whole life. My friend is in the Navy and is about to be stationed in San Diego and invited me to move with him. So I am by the end of summer 2013. Earlier if I land a good job before then.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Burning the sandle at both ends
Bullet points so people will read this stuff
Having my cake and beating it too
Incorrectly using phrases to devalue their meaning
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My butt, girls be like, "daaaaaamn". Does anyone really know the answer to this question? I have never polled people on the street about this otherwise the answer would be something like, "That you poll people on the street like a total dork!"

I'm going to come at this scientifically, my smile. Everyone notices a person's smile first when they meet someone even if they don't realize it consciously, because its an instinct in determining enemies and threats to safety and smiles in the subconscious mean the person is not a threat. THEN girls notice my butt and are like, "daaaamn".
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I just finished 50 Shades of Gray lovvveeeed ittt!!! I don't really know what that book is about even other than it's socially acceptable porn for women.. I'm down with that. I recently read The Great Gatsby, and Sun Tzu's Art of War because they were free on my phone app. I also read The Four-Hour Workweek and that was pretty interesting.

I really like movies; anymore I don't watch them nearly as much though.

Shows:
Futurama
Community
Game of Thrones
Adventure Time - yeah I watch a few cartoons with my friends, deal with it.
Doctor Who

Music is for me, like most people, a huge part of my life. I live with musicians and many other of my close friends are incredibly talented musicians as well. I'm just going to mention a few artists I've been really into lately.

I really dig Passion Pit's newest album, I'll always love Jimmy Eat World, Silversun Pickups, Mute Math and Minus the Bear. Lately I've been listening to John Coltrane's pandora station. I really really like jazz.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I can do without pretty much anything, so this list is going to instead be, six things I really enjoy having.

Coffee or hot tea
The Internet
Specifically the friends that I have, not just friends in general.
24 hour stores
Music
Having a long term goal makes my life a LOT more enjoyable so I set something really far off like becoming a firefighter in San Diego and then work towards it constantly.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How other people think, I wanna get in your brain and wreck up the place! Plans for the future, like how I'll dodge a draft if it comes up. In all seriousness though, (the above was a joke, I just tried to join the military and was declined for eyesight.) I mostly think of things I want to do and how I can start doing them, places to visit, languages to learn, skydiving.
I want to learn everything. Yes, I'm that guy who listens to everything the hobo says while you want to ignore him and go inside the bar because maybe inside all his drunken ramblings he has a nugget of wisdom that he can lend me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
General adventuring, or working. Where I live right now Friday nights suck going out, its more of a Thursday, Saturday thing here. I'm trying to stay away from the dating scene right now anyway, I don't want to get into something with someone here and then move across the country, and I would definitely never ask someone to move for me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This is more of a warning if you saw my profile and thought, "I can see a long term relationship with this guy, he's totally sweet and kind, funny, sexy, and smart..." I have to stop you there you started to ramble. Back on point now, if you think that just be forewarned if I move in with a girl I WILL scare you like four or five times a day. I'll go to great lengths to get you too. It's my attempt to cure your fear of the unknown.
You should message me if
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Your a creep. ...I mean you don't have to be a creep but whatev's. Creep me girl! I wouldn't put all this info up if I cared that people read it.