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kwhelsky

22 F Minetto, NY

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–24
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Dec 11, 2012
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Education
Working on university
Job
Unemployed
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm Kat.

I'm a nineteen year old college drop-out living in upper-state New York and trying to find my way in the world. It's not going too great considering that I'd much rather spend my days walking around the small town I live in, reading books, watching movies and writing stories than getting a real job and growing up. I tend to be very shy around people that i've just met, but after i get to know you it's pretty much guaranteed that i'll be way too funfetti for your vanilla pudding. i'm looking for someone who can keep up with me and who intrigues me, and who i'm excited to talk to and spend time with. i use my sarcastic razor-blade wit to hide my inner pain (pffttt) - actually, i'm a really self conscious person and i try to counteract my own self-doubt by constantly making jokes about how shitty life is. i need some partners in crime.

i'm looking for someone who will belt out rap songs with me in completely inappropriate places, or who's willing to stay up with me looking for shooting stars while smoking a bowl or two, or five.

i'm currently unemployed but if i had a job i'd be the chick at the build-a-bear workshop who reads the bear promise. hardcore stuff, you know.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
right now i'm not doing much with my life - i was at college, now i'm back home and waiting to re-enroll next spring. i spend the majority of my time at home, hanging out, watching movies, reading books, writing and occasionally drawing or painting. i'd like to start being more adventurous and social, and i'm always searching for things to do that will enrich my life and make me a happier person.

my current plan is pretty much to get the fuck outta dodge, otherwise known as my parent's house. As for long term, I fully plan on going the Henry Thoreau route and extricating myself from the trappings of society. I plan to travel the world and eventually find myself at a metaphorical crossroads, from whence I will glare into the abyss of death - only to eschew it with a firm hand. Then at some point I will wander triumphantly back into civilization and make a name for myself by penning a novel about my adventures on various public bathroom walls, alongside the oldie but goodie 'Here I sit all broken hearted, I tried to shit and only farted.' Since everyone knows that since writing on toilet walls is done neither for critical acclaim, nor for financial rewards, it is the purest form of art. Thusly, you are looking at the next modernized martyr, with just the right mix of ragin'-cajun Chuck Palahniuk, Zoe Trope, and twenty-first century vibrance to captivate mass audiences and create a stir when in my old age as a tabloid-fodder celebrity (as I inevitably will one day become, due to my future self's undeniable brilliance and Andy-Warholistic habit of feeding society it's own spit-shined bullsnikkies on a daily basis) I'll move out to some middle of the road state like Indiana, and live in a box on the side of the road to stick it to 'the man,' preaching the beauty and vitality of living as our forbearers did on the great frontiers, before I fade into horizon and into the books of history for my eccentric life's non-works. It's gonna be a hoot. Of course, that's more one of those plans that only happens when you're either A) in a Gus Van Sant movie or B) trippin' on psychedelic mushrooms. Holla. I have no plans at all, really. That's the beauty of it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
writing, drawing, finding humor in seemingly unfunny situations, speaking my mind, smoking weed, listening, being sarcastic. i guess you could say i'm really good at not being really good at much of anything.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i have no idea - you tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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here are some things i like: Chinese Food, Candy Canes, Ice Cream Cake, The Spotlight, Chocolate, Open-Minds, Spontaneity, Humor, Curious Hands, Guys, Girls, Rain, The Other Side Of The Pillow, Slim-jims, Sticky Notes, To Be Continued’s, Accents, Languages, Heat, Sex, Movement, Honesty, Fantasy, Sleep, Quiet, PB&J, Soft Spots, Hot Spots, Cigarettes, Metaphors, Music, Dinosaurs, People, Brown Eyes, Open Windows, Music, Rhythm, Night Time, Raspberries, Books, Reading, Literature, Art, Kit-Kats, Anticipation, Lists, Mechanical Pencils, Home-Made Cards, Long Eyelashes, Condensation, Mariokart, Androgyny, Fruit-Scented Markers, Culture, Marijuana, Arguing, Ambiguty, Freaks, Geeks, Ridiculous hats, Glasses/Sunglasses, Sexual Tension, Neapolitan Ice Cream, Scary Movies, Vintage, Creativity, Infomercials, Seedy Bars, Animal Crackers, Cheap Beer, Sexual Innuendoes, Sleeping Like Spoons, Banana Flavored Candy, Pet Names, Window Seats, Surprises, Adrenaline, Yard Sales, Flexibility, Conversation, Collar Bones, Cheek Bones, Background Music, Working-Titles, Tire Swings, Challenges, Cherry Slushies, Enthusiasm, Forehead-kisses, Puzzles, Birthday Hats, Sarcasm While Smiling, Crooked Smiles, Expressions, Adrenaline Rushes, Parties, Crazy People, Window Seats, Only Ordering Desert & Breakfast, Hot Wings, Torn Stockings, Bubbly-Eyed Goldfish, Neon Lights, Old Jeans, Over-Night Eyeliner, Drawing On Napkins, Catching people off-guard, Whispering Because We Can.

here are some things i don't like: Blame, Being Left Out, Idiots, Cooked Carrots, Ignorance, Willing Ignorance, Fake Smiles, Courtesy Laughs, Liars, Pepsi, Haughty Attitudes, Vulnerability, Hypocrites, Stereotypes, Modern-Day Horror Movies, Snow, Too Warm, Too Cold, Rules, Beets, Hiccups, Sickness, Blue Slushies, Love-At-First-Sight, Hate-At-First-Sight, Apprehension, Caution, Fear, Early-Birds, Antiseptic (The Smell), Fluorescent lighting (No one looks good in it), Uncaught Sarcasm, Fences, Restrictions, Aisle Seats, Bottled Water, Boredom, Conformists, Escalators, Sugar Substitutes, Apologizing, Strong Perfume, Modern Art, Obnoxious Intellect, Homophobia, Cinnamon TicTacs, Mondays, Early, Ugly Wallpaper, 'To Kill A Mockingbird', Evening News, Cursive, Black Jellybeans, Hangovers, Dentists, Radio Commercials, Bookmarks, Ultimatums, Trashy Romance 'Novels,' Headaches, Sad Things.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) my family
2) books
3) my animals
4) cigarettes
5) my computer
6) marijuana.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
my future, and how fucking bleak it looks. I spend a lot of time making up new plans and goals for my life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
sitting at home watching movies, to be honest. i'd love to find someone who can bring me out of my shell and who i can go out and have a good time with.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i want to have a threesome with mila kunis and obama.
You should message me if
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you're looking for a new friend to experience new things with - someone mellow and willing to just hang out and chill and spend one on one time with - someone to smoke with - you're bored - you think i'm cute - you're a nice, genuine person - if you feel as though we might connect.