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kwhitaker

33 M Plano, TX

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:45pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Technology
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Self summaries are such an odd part of online dating, don’t you think? What if I told you I was Batman (and I would be, because he’s the coolest), or that I was an olympic triathlete? I’m not, of course, but you get the gist.

So instead, I’m just going to list out some factoids about me. I think that will be easiest, and might make for better conversation than “Hey, I’m looking for cool, funny, laid-back women to spend some time with.” Because let’s be real; that’s a lame thing to write.

- I used to be able to bend my left arm back at a 45-degree angle. Then I met my match in a parking lot. The wound (I’m calling it that, it was combat) has healed, but I’m down to maybe a 30-degree angle. Womp womp.

- I have broken my left elbow in the same spot twice, and a different spot once. Hence the mutant power mentioned above.

- I jog and trail run (poorly), and I did Krav Maga / MMA stuff for a little over a year, just for the workout. Had to stop because of scheduling, but I'm hoping to get back into it soon. I won’t be stepping into the octagon, ever, but I do feel that I’m 0.025% more likely to survive a ninja attack, now.

- I was born in Germany, speak German, eat German, and occasionally make plans to invade France and/or Poland.

- Reading "fortune" cookies tends to upset me, since they are mostly "statement" cookies these days.

- I'm left of center on my most conservative of days, but that doesn't mean I won't talk to your Republican family members at a kegger or barbecue.

- I feel like Vladimir Putin is the only remaining super-villain on Earth, and I don't want anything bad to happen to him for that very reason.

- I loathe most reality television with the fire of a thousand suns. I do however have a weak spot for Chopped and House Hunters International, or as I like to call it, “Americans with Poor Expectations.”

If you made it through all of that, and are still interested, shoot me a message, if for no other reason than so I can congratulate you on reading all of it!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I do web development for a search company in Dallas. If that sounds nerdy, well, it is. Also, it's pretty cool (I think).

My free time is usually spent between the aforementioned physical activities, getting (slowly and poorly) back into drawing, as well as cooking, reading, and doing the occasional side project for a small client. Oh yeah, let's just drop travel and eating in there, too. I want to see ALL THE PLACES.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making the internet a better place by fixing really bad user interfaces.

Also, I'm a pretty good cook (toot toot), and I'm getting better at this whole "running-through-the-woods" thing. I don't have any specific goals in mind, other than upping the distance I can run before my body screams "DUDE WTF ARE YOU DOING TO ME?!"
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This is an odd thing to answer. No one's ever said "Hey, you know what the first thing I noticed about you was? 'X'. You've got a really good/bad/interesting/sexy 'X.'" Maybe I need to work on making something more noticeable.

I should get horns or something. I'm open to suggestions here, is what I'm saying.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
As a rule, I like way too many things to pick favorites or list them here, so we'll take a "broad strokes" approach to this question.

Books - I gravitate towards escapism. Adult fantasy (that's adult as in "complex," not adult as in "triple-x"), science-fiction, old-school pulp, cyberpunk, etc. Getting my MA involved reading a lot of nonfiction, as you can imagine, and some of those subjects still interest me.

Movies - My tastes run all over the place here, but here are some to give you an idea: The Godfather (I & II), Master and Commander, Kingdom of Heaven (even though it is soooo inaccurate), Super Troopers, Anchorman and Conan the Barbarian (the original). I'm down for pretty much anything, aside from gore, torture porn, and inscrutable art-house flicks.

Shows - I must admit that I have a weak spot for Law & Order: SVU. It's awful, and I know it, but Ice-T is so much fun to watch!. Also, the aforementioned Chopped and House Hunters.

In keeping with the literary themes, though, I loves me some Game of Thrones, Boardwalk Empire, Borgias, etc.

Music - Pretty much anything but 90's country.

Food - I will eat anything that tastes good, and won't eat me first. Things that will eat me first are likely to get at least partially eaten on my way down.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The internet - no really, I need that for my job. Dolla-dolla bill, ya'll.
My pets - eh, mostly. I love them, but I might only save one from the zombies.
My passport
My MacBook - again, I need that for my job.
My car - I love my car, but I wish I could live without it.
Air travel - Let's be real, no one's got time for a 10-week sea journey to Europe anymore.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My next meal. That sounds gluttonous, but I love food. Why do you think I "work out" 3-5 times a week? It's not so I can be some roided-out hardbody. It's so I can eat pie. And pasta. And ALL THE THINGS.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends, having a beer and some tasty food.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once threatened to punch Chuck E. Cheese in the face. Yes, that is both literal and a fact. A science fact.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't take yourself too seriously. If you love to travel. You need to have ambition - your own goals and life. Part of the fun is meeting someone and making your life and goals meld with theirs.