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  • Ages 26–40
  • Near me
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5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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They say the best way to seduce a woman is with your eyes, but I've found that most women are put off by the jar.

I recently realized that the literary character I identify most strongly with is David Wong from John Dies at the End. I have not yet decided if this is a bad thing or not.

My name is Kimble and I am not the man of your dreams, however I may be a man in your dreams since our dreams are populated by the faces of people we see in the real world. So if you have looked at my profile picture there is a real chance that I have or will appear in your dreams at some point. Probably as a background character. Maybe as the guy sitting on a park bench while you ride a unicorn through the heart of downtown suburbia on your way to do battle with some nameless abomination that represents your prom date. I don’t know, I don’t live in your head.
Why am I on here? I’m not really sure about that either. Some vague romantic notions about finding the right woman for me. The woman who will show me the wonders of the world and help me make the transformation from the beast I am to the handsome prince I was before some witch cursed me.
I am not really a handsome prince nor am I a horrible beast. Except during the full moon.
Because I’m a werewolf.
No I’m not.
But that would probably help these days. Ladies are into werewolves, right? I don’t know. It’s so hard to keep up with the current trends that I don’t bother with them half the time.
Am I a nice guy? Probably. I do my best. Mostly I’m middle of the road. I can be sweet and charming, witty and fun to be around. But I can also be moody and dark, stubborn and secretive. As a fully functional human being I have a complete personality and the full range of emotions that come with it.
I am flawed,
a distorted reflection of perfection,
beautiful in my own strange way.
I write poetry. Not great poetry, but most poetry isn’t great until someone says it is. Usually a hundred years or so after the poet themselves have lost the capacity to care one way or another if anyone actually likes what they wrote. I’ve published two books or poetry and plan on publishing two more. One of them will be nothing but haikus.
Have you read this far? Probably not. That is a lot of words up there, most of it is nonsense, and you are a busy woman with things to do. You’re here on serious business, looking for the man of your dreams. I hope you find him, truly I do. Everyone deserves to be with someone who makes them happy. An ally in a world that seems to be getting greyer and bleaker with every passing day. Someone to warm you with their love and bring a smile to your face when the tears overwhelm you.
Everyone deserves that.

Also I work nights and my weekend is Thursday and Friday night rather than Saturday and Sunday.
What I’m doing with my life
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Doing my job, trying to stay sane. Writing. I've published three books of poetry and I'm currently working on another book. A horror story set in a grocery store.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Stuff. Lots of stuff. Not all of it incredible important, but it still needs to be done.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Nothing, for I move through this world as a ninja. As silent and unseen as a shadow in the night.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Mostly Sci-Fi, fantasy and horror.
John Dies at the End, This Book is Full of Spiders, Soon I Will Be Invincible, Dresden Files, Sandman Slim, Odd Thomas (plus sequels), Dune (plus sequels, but not the prequels written by his son).
Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett, Frank Herbert, Stephen King, Jim Butcher, Richard Kadrey, Simon R. Green, A. Lee Martinez.

Doctor Who (classic and modern), The Flash, Agents of Shield, Constantine, Firefly, Torchwood, Dexter, Star Trek (all of them, though DS9 is my favorite), Downton Abbey, Person of Interest, Sherlock, House of Cards, Warehouse 13, Arrow, The Pretender, Family Guy, Bob's Burgers, Justice League, South Park, Spaced. Looking forward to Supergirl and Lucifer.

Clerks (most Kevin Smith movies), The Dark Knight, Iron Man, Avengers, Guardians of the Galaxy, Thor, Captain America, Silent Hill, Event Horizon, Zombieland, Pulse, DC animated movies, Star Trek (First Contact and 2009 reboot), Superbad, Cloverfield, The Wolf Man (original), Resident Evil (the first three), Empire Strikes Back, Hellboy, The Maltese Falcon, The Manchurian Candidate (original), Man on Fire, Taken, Shooter, Evil Dead 2, Cabin in the Woods, Pandorum, Scott Pilgrim vs The World, Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist, Grave Encounters, Rapture-Palooza, Evil Dead (remake) Dark City, The Equalizer.

It gets a little eclectic. Lindsey Stirling, David Bowie, Rob Zombie, Weird Al, Johnny Cash, Gorillaz, AC/DC, The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Florence + The Machine, Bowling For Soup, Barenaked Ladies, Depeche Mode, Duran Duran, Disturbed, Insane Clown Posse, Billy Joel, Akira Yamaoka, Massive Attack, Ellie Goulding, Amanda Palmer, Daft Punk, Paramore.

Silent Hill, Grand Theft Auto, Command & Conquer (Tiberium and Red Alert series), Metal Gear Solid, Angry Birds, Zombie Dice, Hitman, Batman Arkham Series, Gloom, Superfight. And I just ordered Cards Against Humanity. Really looking forward to playing that one with my friends.

Italian, Mexican, Chinese, American. I don't eat seafood.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The end of Disney's The Hunchback of Notre Dame was complete and utter crap. Dude beat the bad guy, saved the city, saved the girl and proved to everyone that being ugly on the outside doesn't make you a monster on the inside. And then Esmeralda goes off with the hunky blond guy who, let us be honest, wasn't that great of a person. It bugs me.

If I were to stand in a public place and shout "MORTAL COMBAT!" at the top of my lungs, how many people would challenge each other to martial arts duels?

When the universe eventually collapses, and time starts running in reverse, we will never actually be aware of it because we are a part of the system and thus incapable of observing changes in the flow of reality. It’s also very possible that it has already happened and we are currently living through the destruction of creation as we know it.
Maybe that's what "premonitions" are. The rapidly unraveling memories of things that happened in the future, seen from the other side.

Are Carl's Jr commercials trying to sell me hamburgers or STDs? It's really hard to tell these days.

Why do they have the option to arrange searches by enemy on this site? Are people on here looking for archnemesis? Should I be looking for a nemesis?

Basically life comes down to walking around in circles of various sizes, desperately trying to go somewhere interesting and do something important, all the while knowing that pretty much nothing you do will have any positive effect on the world around you. But you can’t actually admit that to yourself because if you did you would probably just give up and sit on a park bench while pigeons stare at you and quietly snicker behind their wings. So you keep going until you eventually return to the point at which you started and begin the cycle all over again.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either I stay in, watch TV, read, write or play games.
Or I go out and spend time with my friends. And then we watch TV, play games and talk about ridiculous things for hours on end. Recently we've been getting into table top games. Gloom, Superfight, Zombie Dice, and I just ordered Cards Against Humanity. I think they're going to enjoy it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am completely and utterly human. I know, it's a terrible thing to admit to these days. Most people probably wouldn't want anyone to know. But if we get together then odds are you'll find out about it eventually, and I don't want it to be a shock.
You should message me if
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You're interested. Interested in chatting. In going out sometime. In meeting someone who just wants to find someone nice to spend his time with. Because that's what I really want. I want to meet a woman that I can have a real metal and emotional connection with. I think I deserve that.