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kwick22a

35 M Lafayette, CO

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:59am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm fairly certain, at some point in my life, I will become a super villain.

Fire is always a viable solution to any problem. I'm not saying it should be plan A, B, or even C. I'm just saying that it's on the table and you should keep your options open.

At some point you just have to accept that gravity is a law of the universe and, no matter how many petitions you start or sign, that is never going to change.

I'm just looking for the right women, but it's tricky. So many nice women tend to stand to my left.

My name is Kimble and I am not the man of your dreams, however I may be a man in your dreams since our dreams are populated by the faces of people we see in the real world. So if you have looked at my profile picture there is a real chance that I have or will appear in your dreams at some point. Probably as a background character. Maybe as the guy sitting on a park bench while you ride a unicorn through the heart of downtown suburbia on your way to do battle with some nameless abomination that represents your prom date. I don’t know, I don’t live in your head.
Why am I on here? I’m not really sure about that either. Some vague romantic notions about finding the right woman for me. The woman who will show me the wonders of the world and help me make the transformation from the beast I am to the handsome prince I was before some witch cursed me.
I am not really a handsome prince nor am I a horrible beast. Except during the full moon.
Because I’m a werewolf.
No I’m not.
But that would probably help these days. Ladies are into werewolves, right? I don’t know. It’s so hard to keep up with the current trends that I don’t bother with them half the time.
Am I a nice guy? Probably. I do my best. Mostly I’m middle of the road. I can be sweet and charming, witty and fun to be around. But I can also be moody and dark, stubborn and secretive. As a fully functional human being I have a complete personality and the full range of emotions that come with it.
I am flawed,
a distorted reflection of perfection,
beautiful in my own strange way.
I write poetry. Not great poetry, but most poetry isn’t great until someone says it is. Usually a hundred years or so after the poet themselves have lost the capacity to care one way or another if anyone actually likes what they wrote. I’ve published two books or poetry and plan on publishing two more. One of them will be nothing but haikus.
Have you read this far? Probably not. That is a lot of words up there, most of it is nonsense, and you are a busy woman with things to do. You’re here on serious business, looking for the man of your dreams. I hope you find him, truly I do. Everyone deserves to be with someone who makes them happy. An ally in a world that seems to be getting greyer and bleaker with every passing day. Someone to warm you with their love and bring a smile to your face when the tears overwhelm you.
Everyone deserves that.

Additional: I recently started a new job where I work overnights, so my schedule is pretty much the reverse of the normal.
What I’m doing with my life
Writing. Last year I self published two books of poetry. This year I hope to publish two more. And at some point I really hope someone will actually read them.
I’m really good at
Digital art. Self taught. My life went to hell for awhile about twelve or so years ago, so I sat down and learned a new skill. For awhile it was a part of my job, but now I mainly do it for fun. Here's an example. https://pinterest.com/pin/568931365396514591/
The first things people usually notice about me
Nothing, for I move through this world as a ninja. As silent and unseen as a shadow in the night.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
Mostly Sci-Fi, fantasy and horror.
Dresden Files, Sandman Slim, Odd Thomas (plus sequels), Dune (plus sequels, but not the prequels written by his son).
Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett, Frank Herbert, Stephen King, Jim Butcher, Richard Kadrey, Simon R. Green, A. Lee Martinez.

Shows:
Doctor Who (classic and modern), Firefly, Torchwood, Dexter, Star Trek (all of them, though DS9 is my favorite), Downton Abbey, Person of Interest, Sherlock, House of Cards, Warehouse 13, Arrow, The Pretender, Family Guy, Bob's Burgers, Justice League, South Park, Spaced.

Movies:
Clerks (most Kevin Smith movies), The Dark Knight, Iron Man, Avengers, Silent Hill, Event Horizon, Zombieland, Pulse, DC animated movies, Star Trek (First Contact and 2009 reboot), Superbad, Cloverfield, The Wolf Man (original), Resident Evil (the first three), Empire Strikes Back, Hellboy, The Maltese Falcon, The Manchurian Candidate (original), Man on Fire, Taken, Shooter, Evil Dead 2, Cabin in the Woods, Pandorum, Scott Pilgrim vs The World, Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist.

Music:
Lindsey Stirling, David Bowie, Rob Zombie, Weird Al, Johnny Cash, Gorillaz, AC/DC, The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Florence + The Machine, Bowling For Soup, Barenaked Ladies, Depeche Mode, Duran Duran, Disturbed, Insane Clown Posse, Billy Joel, Akira Yamaoka, Massive Attack, Ellie Goulding, Amanda Palmer, Daft Punk, Paramore.

Games:
Silent Hill, Grand Theft Auto, Command & Conquer (Tiberium and Red Alert series), Metal Gear Solid, Angry Birds, Zombie Dice, Hitman, Batman Arkham Series (only played the first half of Asylum because of some saving issues, but I really like it and expect to enjoy the rest of the series).

Food:
Italian, Mexican, Chinese, American. I don't eat seafood.
The six things I could never do without
Time
Space
Matter
Energy
Cats
Books
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The end of Disney's The Hunchback of Notre Dame was complete and utter crap. Dude beat the bad guy, saved the city, saved the girl and proved to everyone that being ugly on the outside doesn't make you a monster on the inside. And then Esmeralda goes off with the hunky blond guy who, let us be honest, wasn't that great of a person. It bugs me.

If I were to stand in a public place and shout "MORTAL COMBAT!" at the top of my lungs, how many people would challenge each other to martial arts duels?

When the universe eventually collapses, and time starts running in reverse, we will never actually be aware of it because we are a part of the system and thus incapable of observing changes in the flow of reality. It’s also very possible that it has already happened and we are currently living through the destruction of creation as we know it.
Maybe that's what "premonitions" are. The rapidly unraveling memories of things that happened in the future, seen from the other side.

Are Carl's Jr commercials trying to sell me hamburgers or STDs? It's really hard to tell these days.

Why do they have the option to arrange searches by enemy on this site? Are people on here looking for archnemesis? Should I be looking for a nemesis?

Basically life comes down to walking around in circles of various sizes, desperately trying to go somewhere interesting and do something important, all the while knowing that pretty much nothing you do will have any positive effect on the world around you. But you can’t actually admit that to yourself because if you did you would probably just give up and sit on a park bench while pigeons stare at you and quietly snicker behind their wings. So you keep going until you eventually return to the point at which you started and begin the cycle all over again.
On a typical Friday night I am
Sitting in front of my computer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm fairly certain I only exist because of a clerical error in some paperwork on a higher plane of reality.
Also Green Lantern is my favorite superhero.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
If you know the fastest and most efficient way of getting a ring to a volcano. And don't tell me hobbits because we tried that and it did not work out as well as the movies led us to believe.