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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 26-40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 6:23am
Relationship Type
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Average build
Not at all
High school
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I have no idea what I'm doing. That's the conclusion I have come to over the past few weeks of actively using this site. This section in particular. How do I fill this out? Do I tell you everything about myself so you know exactly what you might be getting into if you try to date me? But then all the mystery is gone and maybe I don't give a good balance between my flaws and my virtues and I end up looking like a worse person than I actually am. So we could go the other way and keep it to the minimum. Just the facts, Ma'am. But then it kind of looks like I have nothing to say or, worse, there is nothing about me worth knowing.
The whole thing just gives me a headache.
My name is Kimble.
I'm weird.
I like weird things and I have weird thoughts.
I would like to find someone to be weird with.
I work nights and my weekend is Thursday and Friday night.
I don't drive.
I have a steady job and I live with my parents because they are senior citizens with medical problems and they need me here.
I don't think taking care of my family should automatically qualify me as a loser.
I believe in being kind to people, even when they don't deserve it.
That said, I can be kind of an asshole at times.
I'm human and therefore my nature is contradictory.
My main goal in life is to be happy and comfortable.
how I am going to achieve this goal has yet to be determined.
I like cats.
I like dogs.
I hate snakes.
I think the universe is too large and complicated for us to ever completely understand.
I believe in destiny and coincidences equally.
I can be a little confusing.
I don't really believe in a God.
If I did believe in a God it would be a clinically insane God who just sits above world and laughs at us all the time.
I tend not to form opinions about people in general, but rather people as individuals.
I make poor romantic decisions.
Ok, I don't know what else to say.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm writing a book. Over the past couple few years I've published three books of poetry, but this is my first attempt at a full length story.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm not sure. I'm pretty good at making my friends laugh, but they're an easy audience.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't know. Maybe you could look at my pictures and let me know.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Mostly Sci-Fi, fantasy and horror.
John Dies at the End, This Book is Full of Spiders, Soon I Will Be Invincible, Dresden Files, Sandman Slim, Odd Thomas (plus sequels), Dune (plus sequels, but not the prequels written by his son).
Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett, Frank Herbert, Stephen King, Jim Butcher, Richard Kadrey, Simon R. Green, A. Lee Martinez.

Doctor Who (classic and modern), The Flash, Agents of Shield, Constantine, Firefly, Torchwood, Dexter, Star Trek (all of them, though DS9 is my favorite), Downton Abbey, Person of Interest, Sherlock, House of Cards, Warehouse 13, Arrow, The Pretender, Family Guy, Bob's Burgers, Justice League, South Park, Spaced. Looking forward to Supergirl and Lucifer.

Clerks (most Kevin Smith movies), The Dark Knight, Iron Man, Avengers, Guardians of the Galaxy, Thor, Captain America, Silent Hill, Event Horizon, Zombieland, Pulse, DC animated movies, Star Trek (First Contact and 2009 reboot), Superbad, Cloverfield, The Wolf Man (original), Resident Evil (the first three), Empire Strikes Back, Hellboy, The Maltese Falcon, The Manchurian Candidate (original), Man on Fire, Taken, Shooter, Evil Dead 2, Cabin in the Woods, Pandorum, Scott Pilgrim vs The World, Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist, Grave Encounters, Rapture-Palooza, Evil Dead (remake) Dark City, The Equalizer.

It gets a little eclectic. Lindsey Stirling, David Bowie, Rob Zombie, Weird Al, Johnny Cash, Gorillaz, AC/DC, The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Florence + The Machine, Bowling For Soup, Barenaked Ladies, Depeche Mode, Duran Duran, Disturbed, Billy Joel, Akira Yamaoka, Massive Attack, Ellie Goulding, Amanda Palmer, Daft Punk, Paramore.

Silent Hill, Grand Theft Auto, Command & Conquer (Tiberium and Red Alert series), Metal Gear Solid, Angry Birds, Zombie Dice, Hitman, Batman Arkham Series, Gloom, Superfight. And I just ordered Cards Against Humanity. Really looking forward to playing that one with my friends.

Italian, Mexican, Chinese, American. I don't eat seafood.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sometimes I just want to build an army of giant robots and take over the world.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
What do I do on Friday night?
The same thing I do every night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am completely and utterly human. I know, it's a terrible thing to admit to these days. Most people probably wouldn't want anyone to know. But if we get together then odds are you'll find out about it eventually, and I don't want it to be a shock.
You should message me if
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You want to chat.
You have a question.
You have a suggestion on how I can improve my profile.
You want to be silly.