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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Today – 4:10am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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My name is Kimble, and I am the fastest man alive.
Not really. I just like saying that.
It’s been awhile since I’ve done a proper update on this profile and I figure, since I’m trying to get back out there, that I should take some time and do so.
So, about me? That’s kind of a tricky thing to talk about. If I have to sum myself up in one word, it would probably be weird. The actual word weird, not the act of summing myself up. I’m kind of an introvert, keep to myself most of the time, but I think people tend to see me as more outgoing than I actually am because I do make an effort.
I like strange things. I like to collect little vinyl figures of super heroes, science fiction characters and monsters. I’m a bit of a sucker for cute, geeky things. I have three sonic screwdrivers and I crocheted myself a sixteen foot Doctor Who scarf. It would probably be really good for cosplay, except that I don’t do that. I have nothing against cosplay, and I’ve seen some impressive costumes, I just don’t think I’d be very good at it.
I have a steady job. It isn’t a great job, and it causes me more stress than I would like, but I’m pretty good at it. And they give me money to do it, which is nice. A downside to my job, at least as far a social life is concerned, is that I work overnights and my weekend is Thursday and Friday nights. It’s kind of hard to meet people. Hence the online effort.
My parents are both senior citizens. My father has dialysis twice a week and my mother is recovering from cancer. So I live with them to help them. Financially, emotionally and with the things that need doing around the house that have become too difficult for them.
I don’t drive. Didn’t lose my license, just never bothered getting it. Personal choice. For a long time I thought this might make me an unsuitable dating prospect, but there are these things called taxis that will come to where you are and take you where you want to go if you pay them. So I don’t feel so bad about the “don’t drive” thing anymore.
I’m not really an outdoors type of person. I’m not going to go skiing, kayaking, rock climbing or any of that. I like going for walks. There’s a walking trail not too far from home that I used to go on all the time. But then we had those big rains a couple years back, and a lot of the trail got damaged. I think it’s mostly repaired now, but I haven’t had a chance to check it out again. I used to like going out there, taking pictures of plants and trees and such. I would take multiple pictures of something, anything really, from a bunch of different angles. Then I would come home, load the pictures into an art program, layer them on top of each other, and tweak the transparency, just to see what I might get. I’ve gotten some interesting images over the years.
As I said: weird.

So, what am I looking for?
I want to meet someone nice. Someone kind. Funny. Sweet. Someone who is going to like me for me, and not for what they think they can make of me. Someone who thinks being happy and comfortable count as valid life goals.

What am I not looking for?
Drama. Complicated situations that become more and more complicated until everything falls apart. Someone who is going to take the bad things that happened in their previous relationships and hold me accountable for them. Someone who is going to make me feel like they’re doing me a favor by letting me breath their air.
I am also not looking for hookups, one night stands, or casual sex. I want a genuine emotional and mental connection to someone. I don’t want to feel like our entire relationship is one long negotiation to gain access to your lady parts. I’m not saying that I don’t want to have sex. I’m saying that I’m not going to have it with someone I can’t trust or be comfortable with.

Ok, this seems like enough for the moment. Anything else you might want to know, feel free to send me a message.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working. And I am currently writing a book. A horror story set in a grocery store. Previously I self published three books of poetry, but this is the first full length story I've tried to write in a long time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Stuff. Lots of stuff. Not all of it incredible important, but it still needs to be done.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I think I may have resting jerk face. A few people have mentioned to me that when they first meet me, or just see me walking around, they get the impression that I'm mad about something. I'm not, most of the time, it's just the natural resting state of my features.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Mostly Sci-Fi, fantasy and horror.
John Dies at the End, This Book is Full of Spiders, Soon I Will Be Invincible, Dresden Files, Sandman Slim, Odd Thomas (plus sequels), Dune (plus sequels, but not the prequels written by his son).
Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett, Frank Herbert, Stephen King, Jim Butcher, Richard Kadrey, Simon R. Green, A. Lee Martinez.

Doctor Who (classic and modern), The Flash, Agents of Shield, Constantine, Firefly, Torchwood, Dexter, Star Trek (all of them, though DS9 is my favorite), Downton Abbey, Person of Interest, Sherlock, House of Cards, Warehouse 13, Arrow, The Pretender, Family Guy, Bob's Burgers, Justice League, South Park, Spaced. Looking forward to Supergirl and Lucifer.

Clerks (most Kevin Smith movies), The Dark Knight, Iron Man, Avengers, Guardians of the Galaxy, Thor, Captain America, Silent Hill, Event Horizon, Zombieland, Pulse, DC animated movies, Star Trek (First Contact and 2009 reboot), Superbad, Cloverfield, The Wolf Man (original), Resident Evil (the first three), Empire Strikes Back, Hellboy, The Maltese Falcon, The Manchurian Candidate (original), Man on Fire, Taken, Shooter, Evil Dead 2, Cabin in the Woods, Pandorum, Scott Pilgrim vs The World, Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist, Grave Encounters, Rapture-Palooza, Evil Dead (remake) Dark City, The Equalizer.

It gets a little eclectic. Lindsey Stirling, David Bowie, Rob Zombie, Weird Al, Johnny Cash, Gorillaz, AC/DC, The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Florence + The Machine, Bowling For Soup, Barenaked Ladies, Depeche Mode, Duran Duran, Disturbed, Insane Clown Posse, Billy Joel, Akira Yamaoka, Massive Attack, Ellie Goulding, Amanda Palmer, Daft Punk, Paramore.

Silent Hill, Grand Theft Auto, Command & Conquer (Tiberium and Red Alert series), Metal Gear Solid, Angry Birds, Zombie Dice, Hitman, Batman Arkham Series, Gloom, Superfight. And I just ordered Cards Against Humanity. Really looking forward to playing that one with my friends.

Italian, Mexican, Chinese, American. I don't eat seafood.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The end of Disney's The Hunchback of Notre Dame was complete and utter crap. Dude beat the bad guy, saved the city, saved the girl and proved to everyone that being ugly on the outside doesn't make you a monster on the inside. And then Esmeralda goes off with the hunky blond guy who, let us be honest, wasn't that great of a person. It bugs me.

If I were to stand in a public place and shout "MORTAL COMBAT!" at the top of my lungs, how many people would challenge each other to martial arts duels?

When the universe eventually collapses, and time starts running in reverse, we will never actually be aware of it because we are a part of the system and thus incapable of observing changes in the flow of reality. It’s also very possible that it has already happened and we are currently living through the destruction of creation as we know it.
Maybe that's what "premonitions" are. The rapidly unraveling memories of things that happened in the future, seen from the other side.

Are Carl's Jr commercials trying to sell me hamburgers or STDs? It's really hard to tell these days.

Why do they have the option to arrange searches by enemy on this site? Are people on here looking for archnemesis? Should I be looking for a nemesis?

Basically life comes down to walking around in circles of various sizes, desperately trying to go somewhere interesting and do something important, all the while knowing that pretty much nothing you do will have any positive effect on the world around you. But you can’t actually admit that to yourself because if you did you would probably just give up and sit on a park bench while pigeons stare at you and quietly snicker behind their wings. So you keep going until you eventually return to the point at which you started and begin the cycle all over again.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either I stay in, watch TV, read, write or play games.
Or I go out and spend time with my friends. And then we watch TV, play games and talk about ridiculous things for hours on end. Recently we've been getting into table top games. Gloom, Superfight, Zombie Dice, and I just ordered Cards Against Humanity. I think they're going to enjoy it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am completely and utterly human. I know, it's a terrible thing to admit to these days. Most people probably wouldn't want anyone to know. But if we get together then odds are you'll find out about it eventually, and I don't want it to be a shock.
You should message me if
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You're interested. Interested in chatting. In going out sometime. In meeting someone who just wants to find someone nice to spend his time with. Because that's what I really want. I want to meet a woman that I can have a real metal and emotional connection with. I think I deserve that.