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kxcd

26 M Pittsburgh, PA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–28
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm an easy-going, somewhat nerdy PhD student at CMU. I can come across as serious and logical at times, but I like being around people that can be a little goofy. I'm not a fan of excessive drinking or loud, wild parties. I prefer good food, humor, and conversation.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Researching Artificial Intelligence so I can build an army of super-intelligent robots to assist me in taking over the world. I promise to be a kind and benevolent dictator.

Before this, I worked in finance/software for a while, but it became taxing on my soul. I didn't want my lifetime contribution to humanity to be making equity markets marginally more efficient. Finance will always be a backup, but I don't plan to go back to it. My current goal is to become a professor.

I have a desire to accomplish something meaningful and lasting with my life. I have yet to determine what exactly that will be, but I'm narrowing it down.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I do a lot of game theory in my research and have given lessons on it before, so I'm pretty good at teaching children how to be cynical and convincing BFF's to betray each other.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm ethnically ambiguous.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I have a serious man crush on George Orwell and love Dystopian fiction in general. Some other books I like include: The Hitchhiker's Guide, The Giver, and Diplomacy. Ender's Game is also on the list, but I wasn't a big fan of Card's other books.

I have a pretty mainstream sense of humor - Simpsons (from the 90's, not the later episodes), Arrested Development, 30 Rock, etc. As for movies, I really liked Airplane! but hated The Life Aquatic.

I love almost all food. I'm particularly a fan of Thai, Japanese and (good) Indian food. I don't like most desserts or junk food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The first levels of Maslow's hierarchy of needs
The second levels of Maslow's hierarchy of needs
The third levels of Maslow's hierarchy of needs
The fourth levels of Maslow's hierarchy of needs
A Chipotle barbacoa burrito bowl
Hot showers <-- most important
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Universal truths, human nature, opposing viewpoints, good and evil, the meaning of "love", why actors/actresses bother getting married when they seem to divorce after 2 years anyway, irrationality, conflict, nationalism, how much a medieval king would have paid just to experience a window-seat view from a plane, whether I'll ever get to fulfill my childhood dream of traveling into space, whether the human race will survive for another 200 years (I'm cautiously optimistic), if science will ever conquer death, which superpower I would pick if I had my choice, whether absolute power would corrupt me absolutely, etc.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Game night maybe?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I believe in idealistic things like true love and soul mates.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
The most important traits I value in a partner are empathy, individuality, and intelligence. Here are some others on the list:

You are at least a little geeky, nerdy, dorky, and/or quirky, but can still function as normal in the outside world.

You don't believe in astrology.

Spending a night out clubbing doesn't really appeal to you.

You would have said No in the Milgram Experiment: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milgram_experiment
(Although I admit probably everyone thinks they would say No)

Most importantly: you are a kind, giving person that views relationships as cooperative, not competitive.