Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My hobbies include asking people who falsely quote Marilyn Monroe
what their favorite movies of hers are, eating condiments right out
of the packet, and kissing my cat profusely.
Please don't message me if you just want to argue with me and be
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
About to graduate from a two year school for graphic design. I am
unemployed and always have been. Hire me pls. Also, feeding my rat
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Looking persnickety, rollerblading, ART, Super Mario Kart, winning
online arguments, and making breakfast food. People say I have a
nice singing voice. I guess I do.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I've always thoroughly enjoyed all of the books I've been forced to
read during middle school/high school but I'm embarrassed to name
I am a studio Ghibli fanatic. I also like fucked up John Waters
films. Filth are my politics! FILTH IS MY LIFE.
I don't much watch TV but I like Orange is the New Black and some
I like too much music and I don't feel like making a list.
I LOVE FOOD. FEED ME.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My fat ginger son (my cat)
a mode of transportation
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why jeans are blue but go with everything, death.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Alone, probably playing the sims or some shit.
You should message me if
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You aren't gunna say some shit like "hey what's up cutie?" or
anything along those lines. Make a fucking effort.
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