Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
PLEASE READ MY PROFILE BEFORE MESSAGING ME
My hobbies include asking people who falsely quote Marilyn Monroe
what their favorite movies of hers are, eating condiments right out
of the packet, and kissing my cats profusely. I wear a retainer
24/7 and glasses. I hate it.I will not respond to short, boring
messages. Or I will, but I will say something mean and
Also apparently some people think it's okay to harass me and call
me a "stupid dyke" because it says I'm a feminist in my profile. If
you have an issue with me being a feminist, please leave me alone.
I'm not here for a political debate.
What I’m doing with my life
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About to graduate from a two year school for graphic design. I am
unemployed and always have been. Hire me pls. Honestly I'm a
I have a really annoying kitten who attacks my face in my sleep.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Looking persnickety, damaging the SHIT out of my hair,
rollerblading, ART, Super Mario Kart, winning online arguments, and
making breakfast food. People say I have a nice singing voice. I
guess I do.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I am a studio Ghibli fanatic. I also like John Waters films. Filth
are my politics! FILTH IS MY LIFE.
I don't much watch TV.
I like too much music and I don't feel like making a list.
I LOVE FOOD. FEED ME.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My two cats Mango and Conan.
a mode of transportation
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why jeans are blue but go with everything, death.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Figuring out how to calm the hatred in my heart
You should message me if
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You want to give me LOTS OF ATTENTION.
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