I'm a big dumb idiot...but I could be your big dumb idiot. I'm fun as shit and you're probably going to want my friendship. I enjoy bowling, camping, going to the movies, cliff jumping, swimming, ping-pong, shooting pool, dark beer, red wine, silly dancing, drinking coffee and laughing at inappropriate times.

Just relocated from New York to Washington at the beginning of the year.

Connect Four!

People say I remind them of Charlie Day (It's Always Sunny). I'm goofy and fun so I think it's a compliment.

Favorite book: Ishmael; An Adventure of the Mind and Spirit.

Favorite movies: Cable Guy, Pan's Labyrinth, City of God, Dazed and Confused, Empire Records, Synecdoche New York, Forrest Gump, The Mist, Lars and the Real Girl, Dear Zachary, Dr. Strangelove, Love Actually, The Road, 28 Days Later, Wet Hot American Summer and all Muppet movies.

Favorite TV shows: The Simpsons, Scrubs, Kitchen Nightmares, Mad Men, Sons of Anarchy, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead and of course..mother fuckin Frasier!

Favorite food: Zucchini Bread

Favorite music: Andrew W.K., The Darkness, He Is Legend, Tool, Say Anything, Comeback Kid, With Honor, Terror, Figure Four, Volbeat, Timbaland, The Mars Volta, Imogen Heap, Michael Bolton and Girl Talk.

1. Mouthwash
2. Hoodies
3. The Simpsons
4. Noodles n' Butter
5. Dark Beers
6. Halloween

How to illustrate how awesome I am via this damn website.

Either enjoying happy hour with friends or gorging chinese food while watching a rented movie. Both are favorites.

If you're awesome and want to have fun. Not sexy fun, but like..ya know..fun fun. Possibly sexy fun (fingers crossed).