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kyle_john

28 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:13am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm kinda fun as shit. I like hiking and camping, but really I'm all about building the fire and gorging on sausages, cheese, and whiskey. I don't know if you'd call it dancing, but I definitely enjoy flailing my body to music. Watching a movie in an indie theater on a rainy day is one of my favorite things to do, but I also like going to those giant ass theaters with the reclining seats when I'm the only one there...so good. I'd bowl everyday if I could...I'd still suck but I would be a happy fella. I also like shooting pool, playing ping pong, cliff jumping, Chinese food, dark beer, red wine, sushi and halloween.
My friendship...you know you want it.
What I’m doing with my life
The combination of my love for dank weather and mild obsession with Frasier led me to relocate last year from NY to Seattle. I'm a Video Producer and I absolutely love what I do.
I’m really good at
-Karaoke. Seriously...don't watch me sing unless you bring an extra pair of panties, cause I absolutely shred Michael Bolton jams.

-Having facial hair. I wasn't entirely sure if I'd like having a full beard, but it's definitely growing on me. ZING.

-Connect Four!
The first things people usually notice about me
People say I remind them of Charlie Day (It's Always Sunny). I take it as a compliment.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite book: Ishmael; An Adventure of the Mind and Spirit.

Favorite movies: Cable Guy, Pan's Labyrinth, City of God, Dazed and Confused, Empire Records, Synecdoche New York, Forrest Gump, The Mist, Lars and the Real Girl, Blue Valentine, Dear Zachary, Dr. Strangelove, Love Actually, The Road, 28 Days Later, Wet Hot American Summer and all Muppet and Pixar movies.

Favorite TV shows: The Simpsons, Scrubs, Kitchen Nightmares, Mad Men, Sons of Anarchy, Breaking Bad, LOST, Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead and of course..mother fuckin Frasier!

Favorite food: Zucchini Bread

Favorite music: Andrew W.K., The Darkness, He Is Legend, Tool, Say Anything, Comeback Kid, With Honor, Terror, Figure Four, Volbeat, Between the Buried and Me, Shai Hulud, Goldfinger, Timbaland, The Mars Volta, Imogen Heap, Michael Bolton and Girl Talk.
The six things I could never do without
1. Mouthwash
2. Coffee/Orange Juice morning combo!!
3. The Simpsons
4. 85 cent chicken pot pies!
5. Dark Beers
6. Everything that happens in the month of October
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to illustrate how awesome I am via this damn website.
On a typical Friday night I am
I enjoy having a few cocktails at happy hour or with a friend. The 40 year old woman inside me also really likes staying in and drinking wine while watching Shark Tank and 20/20.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
At the wise age of 28, I bought a razor scooter from a toy store. Private...meh. Embarrassing...un pinky toe.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're funny and want someone to goof off with.
I don't have the A-List deal, so if you "like" me I won't see it.
Sooo....just say hi. Best decision you'll ever make.