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sparkle69motion

29 M Seattle, WA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:15pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I'm kinda fun as shit. I'm usually down for just about anything. Bowling is my jam! I don't know if you'd call it dancing, but I definitely enjoy flailing my body to music. I also like camping, shooting pool, playing ping pong, cliff jumping, walks in my backyard (also known as the arboretum), deprivation tanks, dark beer, red wine, sushi and halloween.

My friendship...you know you want it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
My love for dank weather and mild obsession with Frasier led me to relocate last year from NY to Seattle. I'm a Video Producer for Lowe's and it's pretty rad.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Karaoke. Seriously...don't watch me sing unless you bring an extra pair of panties, cause I absolutely shred Michael Bolton jams.
The first things people usually notice about me
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People say I remind them of Charlie Day (It's Always Sunny). I take it as a compliment.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite books: Ishmael; An Adventure of the Mind and Spirit, A Walk In the Woods, Freakonomics, 1984, Slaughterhouse-Five, The Hunger Games

Favorite movies: Forrest Gump, The Cable Guy, Pan's Labyrinth, City of God, Dazed and Confused, Empire Records, Synecdoche New York, The Mist, The Signal, Lars and the Real Girl, Blue Valentine, Dear Zachary, Dr. Strangelove, Love Actually, The Road, 28 Days Later, Wet Hot American Summer. All Tarantino, Wes Anderson, Muppet and Pixar movies.

Favorite TV shows: The Simpsons, Scrubs, Twin Peaks, New Girl, Kitchen Nightmares, Mad Men, Sons of Anarchy, Breaking Bad, LOST, Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead and of course..mother fuckin Frasier!

Favorite food: Zucchini Bread

Favorite music: Anything I can wiggle my butt to.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Mouthwash
2. Coffee/Orange Juice morning combo!!
3. The Simpsons
4. 85 cent chicken pot pies!
5. Dark Beers
6. October
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to illustrate how awesome I am via this damn website.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably kickin it with some buddies in Capitol Hill or goofing off in Olympia with my best friend. The 40 year old woman inside me also really likes staying in and drinking wine while watching Shark Tank and 20/20.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
At the wise age of 28, I bought a Razor scooter from a toy store. Private...meh. Embarrassing...un pinky toe.
You should message me if
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You're funny and want someone to goof off with.