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29 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:33pm
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
I'm kinda fun as shit. I'm usually down for just about anything. Bowling is my jam! I don't know if you'd call it dancing, but I definitely enjoy flailing my body to music. I also like camping, shooting pool, playing ping pong, cliff jumping, walks in my backyard (also known as the arboretum), deprivation tanks, dark beer, red wine, sushi and halloween.

My know you want it.
What I’m doing with my life
My love for dank weather and mild obsession with Frasier led me to relocate last year from NY to Seattle. I'm a Video Producer and it's pretty rad.
I’m really good at
-Karaoke. Seriously...don't watch me sing unless you bring an extra pair of panties, cause I absolutely shred Michael Bolton jams.
The first things people usually notice about me
People say I remind them of Charlie Day (It's Always Sunny). I take it as a compliment.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite books: Ishmael; An Adventure of the Mind and Spirit, A Walk In the Woods, Freakonomics, 1984, Slaughterhouse-Five, The Hunger Games

Favorite movies: Forrest Gump, The Cable Guy, Pan's Labyrinth, City of God, Dazed and Confused, Empire Records, Synecdoche New York, The Mist, The Signal, Lars and the Real Girl, Blue Valentine, Dear Zachary, Dr. Strangelove, Love Actually, The Road, 28 Days Later, Wet Hot American Summer. All Tarantino, Wes Anderson, Muppet and Pixar movies.

Favorite TV shows: The Simpsons, Scrubs, Twin Peaks, New Girl, Kitchen Nightmares, Mad Men, Sons of Anarchy, Breaking Bad, LOST, Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead and of course..mother fuckin Frasier!

Favorite food: Zucchini Bread

Favorite music: Andrew W.K., The Darkness, He Is Legend, Tool, Say Anything, Comeback Kid, With Honor, Terror, Figure Four, Volbeat, Between the Buried and Me, Shai Hulud, Goldfinger, Timbaland, The Mars Volta, Imogen Heap, Michael Bolton, Fleetwood Mac, Garth Brooks, Boys II Men, Boston, Eddie Money, and Girl Talk. If I can stage dive or wiggle my butt to it, we will get along just fine.
The six things I could never do without
1. Mouthwash
2. Coffee/Orange Juice morning combo!!
3. The Simpsons
4. 85 cent chicken pot pies!
5. Dark Beers
6. October
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to illustrate how awesome I am via this damn website.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably kickin it with some buddies in Capitol Hill or goofing off in Olympia with my best friend. The 40 year old woman inside me also really likes staying in and drinking wine while watching Shark Tank and 20/20.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
At the wise age of 28, I bought a Razor scooter from a toy store. Private...meh. Embarrassing...un pinky toe.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're funny and want someone to goof off with.