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26 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

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Black, Native American, Hispanic / Latin
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Working on space camp
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), French (Poorly), Sign Language (Okay), Esperanto (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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surprising (I guarantee there'll be at least one thing if/when we meet that will catch you by surprise. pleasantly.)
user of square smileys :]
humor enthusiast
person who may or may not be too lazy to re-answer some questions on here
appreciator of good food with great people
appreciator of great sex with good people
toilet-paper-goes-over-not-under believer

I am an observant, charming, and artsy non sequitur
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Various outlets of art: mostly photography, cartooning and writing. I dabble in others (acting, singing, making music) but those tend to be the easiest ways for me to get my creative energies out. Feel free to ask me for a link to my website.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making people laugh, giving massages, doing strange things like telling you what day of the week you were born on (being synesthetic probably helps)

...and maybe a few things I wouldn't discuss in a public forum.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Everyone's answer tends to vary. People point out my long eyelashes but usually after they've already met me.

What did YOU notice? I'm curious since I never meet myself multiple times.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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First four that come to mind for each:

Spaceman Blues: A Love Song, Ella Minnow Pea, The Relluctant Fundamentalist, As Meat Loves Salt
Clue, Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, Napoleon Dynamite, Mean Girls
Happy Endings, The Simpsons, Invader Zim, Better Off Ted
The Presets, Strange Talk, No Doubt, Gotan Project
bacon cheeseburgers, hot dogs, cupcakes, key lime pie (health nut, clearly)

The short answer is, I have a lot. If it's absurd or has a dark sense of humor then chances are I like it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
honesty, a sense of humor, sex, sustenance, shelter, oxygen.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the stuff that I'm currently thinking about. And things that NO ONE is thinking about. Like the preference between walking butt first and crotch first past people who are already seated at the movie theater.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
thinking. And hopefully alive. Depends on which Friday you catch me on.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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is that I'm generally not very private.

- I kind of want to strip at some point in time.
- I also share a (reasonable in my mind, not reasonable to most of the population) fear of something kind of common that Nicole Kidman also has. (Nicole Kidman has the fear; Nicole Kidman doesn't have anything I'm afraid of aside from facial features that don't move.)

***September 2014 addendum: Danity Kane's "Lemonade" has scarily snuck into my consciousness as a Kyle Danger Song Of 2014 contender. Scary because they're not even together anymore but this song will be with me forever, especially in the coming 20 minutes when I listen to it 5 more times! Scary because they're using awful grammar all throughout! Scary because it brings out my inner hood booger AND BE GETTIN ME HYPE URRVRY TIME I BE HEARIN IT!

(It's currently sitting at #1.)
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If something I said titillated or incensed you.