kyledanger
27 New York, NY
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My self-summary
I'm a writer, artist, and a synesthete. I guarantee there'll be at least one thing about me that will pleasantly surprise you when we meet.

I love great food and great sex with great people, I have a great sense of humor, and I believe that toilet-paper-goes-over-not-under.

I'm observant, charming, and a user of square smileys :]
What I’m doing with my life
I teach art and theater after school to middle schoolers in Brooklyn. I enjoy photography, cartooning, and writing. I also act, sing, and make music to get my creative energies out. Visit my website to see some of my work: http://... (Ask me for the link.)
I’m really good at
making people laugh, giving massages, doing strange things like telling you what day of the week you were born on (being synesthetic probably helps)

...and maybe a few things I wouldn't discuss in a public forum.
The first things people usually notice about me
My fun personality and infectious smile. (Which sounds like I'm tooting my own horn...but my friend insisted I write that.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
First four that come to mind for each:

BOOKS
Spaceman Blues: A Love Song, Ella Minnow Pea, The Relluctant Fundamentalist, As Meat Loves Salt
MOVIES
Clue, Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, Napoleon Dynamite, Mean Girls
TV SHOWS
Happy Endings, The Simpsons, Invader Zim, Better Off Ted
MUSIC
The Presets, Strange Talk, No Doubt, Gotan Project
FOOD
bacon cheeseburgers, hot dogs, cupcakes, key lime pie (health nut, clearly)

The short answer is, I have a lot. If it's absurd or has a dark sense of humor then chances are I like it.
The six things I could never do without
honesty, a sense of humor, sex, sweets, Nintendo 3DS and a sketchbook w/Faber Castell big brush markers
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the stuff that I'm currently thinking about. And things that NO ONE is thinking about. Like the preference between walking butt first and crotch first past people who are already seated at the movie theater.
On a typical Friday night I am
feeling grateful that the weekend has finally arrived, grabbing drinks with friends, or meeting you.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
is that I'm generally not very private.
-I performed “I’m a Slave 4 U” as Britney Kim Aguilera Lopez in my eighth grade talent show.
- I kind of want to strip at some point in time.
You should message me if
If something I said titillated or incensed you.
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