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25 Warwick, RI Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

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5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
Has cats
My self-summary
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I'm the number one guy who if it was a better time and place you could've loved. That's what they tell me at least.
What I’m doing with my life
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I spill sulfuric acid on myself in a lab and make short videos. I used to write a lot but not so much anymore and my dream job is Franz Kafka's death.

I have a pretty strong passion for exploring abandoned/"haunted" places. If you know of good places in RI Mass or Connecticut let me know. I've already done most RI places I know of outside of Ladd but take a chance anyway.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Restructuring the English language into something useless.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I will double fianchetto or die trying every time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: House of Leaves, The Sound and the Fury, All Quiet on the Western Front, everything by Zach Parsons, everything by Garth Nix, books Steven King wrote under his pseudonym. Kurt Vonnegut stuff. A Song of Ice and Fire is brilliant.

Movies: 28 Days Later, REC, City of God, Black Swan, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World. There are many, many more though.

Shows: I rarely get very into TV shows, but I currently am watching Game of Thrones, The X-Files, and Buffy. I've always loved animation and I used to animate in Junior High and High School (very badly) so there are a lot of animes and kids shows I love to watch such as Wolf's Rain, Darker Than Black, Samurai Champloo, Invader Zim, Avatar, and Adventure Time. I also like all of Joss Whedon's stuff.

Music: Some of my favorite bands are Animal Collective, The Antlers, CocoRosie, The Doors, Dredg, Explosions in the Sky, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Kashiwa Daisuke, Lights, Gorillaz, Islands, Morrissey, Muse, Nirvana, Nujabes, Sigur Rós, The Smashing Pumpkins, The Unicorns, 65 Days of Static, The Weeknd, Suicide Silence, Asking Alexandria etc. I can enjoy music from almost any genre as long as I think it has something unique to offer.

Food: Fuckin' hot dogs.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Ice cream. There's more than six flavors. You fill in the blanks.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Chess theory.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Reading r/nosleep alone and scared.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I own a tarantula named Lillith. Sometimes I don't know who's really in the cage.
You should message me if
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You see fences as a vehicle and not an obstacle.

You want to play a myriad of different board and video games.

You want to say hello.