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27 Pasco, WA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20-30
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Nov 28
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Dropped out of University
Has dogs
My self-summary
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I'm taking online dating literally, and getting rid of the distance parameters, and just going by match percentage, and whether or not you have an interesting profile. I am 27 and I wish I could say I was disabled because I did something awesome, like saving a bunch of children and kittens from a burning building, but in reality I was just born this way. I am a writer, and a staunch supporter of the Oxford comma. I have never met someone that has never had a bunch of questions for me, so if you have any, I'm more than willing to answer any questions. I am not a fan of people that don't like double negatives. If you're able to ask the question no one else has, I'll buy you a coffee.

I also love doing standup comedy is my favorite thing in the world, and I love performing. If you want to see me in action, let me know and I will shoot you a link. I love music. Also, I like to start sentences with conjunctions, just to throw people off. I just moved to Pasco in early September, looking for new people hang out with. I'm INTP personality.
What I’m doing with my life
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I love doing standup comedy and am tinkering with a few different literature involved things (don't know if I want them to be novellas, books or screenplays hence the 'things' adjective). My best friend and I are currently in the development stages of a documentary.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening- I enjoy helping people get through their problems.

Poker- Prior to Black Monday that is how I made the majority of my money.

Making people laugh - self-explanatory.
The first things people usually notice about me
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How incredibly good-looking I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Grapes of Wrath, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Infinite Jest

As far as movies go I like documentaries and comedies.

I love so many different bands, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Miles Davis, Nirvana, John Coltrane, Pearl Jam. I know that everyone says things like 'I like everything but country', but I actually do like everything but country. Jazz music, classical, everything.

I like Netflix. I watch Scrubs, The Wire, Justified, Mad Men, Sons of Anarchy, Warehouse 13, Bored to Death, The Newsroom, Archer (I named my dog after Lana) Breaking Bad, and a multitude of other things.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Oxygen, food, sports, friends, music, and my computer.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, things that I think are funny, how to make myself seem awesome on an Internet dating profile.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Taking it easy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am far too critical on myself. That has lead to me not accomplishing goals that I should have. I am actively working on this though!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're not pretentious and you are looking for someone to talk to who can give you a interesting perspective on life. I very much enjoy meeting new people, I don't care who you are or where you're from. I would like to meet local people who would be interested in hanging out, I enjoy going to comedy shows, local music shows and other stuff.