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26 M Veradale, WA

My Details

Last Online
Jan 6
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Dropped out of university
Art / Music / Writing
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has dogs

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My self-summary
So, if you're reading this because I rated you but did not send you a message I apologize. I have always been incredibly terrible at breaking the ice and creating communication. If you are remotely interested in chatting or anything like that please feel free to send me a message. That said, I am 25 and I am in a wheelchair. I wish I could say it was because I did something awesome, like saving a bunch of children and kittens from a burning building that is coincidentally being attacked by crazy grizzly bears, but in reality I was just born this way. I am a thinker and a writer. I love music. Also, I like to start sentences with conjunctions, just to throw people off.
What I’m doing with my life
I actually just moved to the Valley from central California. I'm currently working on a few different things, I love doing standup comedy and am tinkering with a few different literature involved things (don't know if I want them to be novellas, books or screenplays hence the 'things' adjective). My best friend and I are currently in the development stages of a documentary.
I’m really good at
Listening- I enjoy helping people get through their problems.

Poker- prior to Black Monday that is how I made the majority of my money.

Making people laugh - self-explanatory.
The first things people usually notice about me
How incredibly good-looking I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Grapes of Wrath, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Infinite Jest

As far as movies go, I really like documentaries and comedies.

I love so many different bands, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Miles Davis, Nirvana, John Coltrane, Pearl Jam.

as far as television is concerned, I like Scrubs, The Wire, Justified, Mad Men, Sons of Anarchy, Warehouse 13, Bored to Death, The Newsroom, Archer (I named my dog after Lana) Breaking Bad, and a multitude of other things.

I'm also a fan of the Oxford comma.
The six things I could never do without
Oxygen, food, sports, friends, music, and my computer.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Life, things that I think are funny, how to make myself seem awesome on an Internet dating profile.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am far too critical on myself. That has lead to me not accomplishing goals that I should have. I am actively working on this though!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–30
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You're not pretentious and you are looking for someone to talk to who can give you a interesting perspective on life. I very much enjoy meeting new people, I don't care who you are or where you're from. I would like to meet local people who would be interested in hanging out, I enjoy going to comedy shows, local music shows and other stuff.