Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
As you can tell by my pictures, occasionally I sit in my wheelchair
all day, everyday. I am 27 and I wish I could say I was crippled
because I did something awesome, like saving a bunch of children
and kittens from a burning building that is coincidentally being
attacked by crazy grizzly bears, but in reality I was just born
this way. I am a thinker and a writer. Standup comedy is my
favorite thing in the world, and I love performing. If you want to
see me in action, let me know and I will shoot you a link. I love
music. Also, I like to start sentences with conjunctions, just to
throw people off.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I moved to Verdale from central California. I'm currently working
on a few different things, I love doing standup comedy and am
tinkering with a few different literature involved things (don't
know if I want them to be novellas, books or screenplays hence the
'things' adjective). My best friend and I are currently in the
development stages of a documentary.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening- I enjoy helping people get through their problems.
Poker- prior to Black Monday that is how I made the majority of my
Making people laugh - self-explanatory.
The first things people usually notice about me
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How incredibly good-looking I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Grapes of Wrath, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Infinite
As far as movies go, I really like documentaries and
I love so many different bands, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Miles
Davis, Nirvana, John Coltrane, Pearl Jam.
I like Netflix. I watch Scrubs, The Wire, Justified, Mad Men, Sons
of Anarchy, Warehouse 13, Bored to Death, The Newsroom, Archer (I
named my dog after Lana) Breaking Bad, and a multitude of other
I'm also a fan of the Oxford comma.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Oxygen, food, sports, friends, music, and my computer.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, things that I think are funny, how to make myself seem
awesome on an Internet dating profile.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am far too critical on myself. That has lead to me not
accomplishing goals that I should have. I am actively working on
You should message me if
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You're not pretentious and you are looking for someone to talk to
who can give you a interesting perspective on life. I very much
enjoy meeting new people, I don't care who you are or where you're
from. I would like to meet local people who would be interested in
hanging out, I enjoy going to comedy shows, local music shows and
So, real talk, I don't care if you are a guy, a girl, or some
awesome combination of both, if you want to be friends and hang out
or something, you should totally message me!
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