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27 Veradale, WA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–30
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
May 19
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Dropped out of university
Art / Music / Writing
Less than $20,000
Has dogs
My self-summary
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As you can tell by my pictures, occasionally I sit in my wheelchair all day, everyday. I am 27 and I wish I could say I was crippled because I did something awesome, like saving a bunch of children and kittens from a burning building that is coincidentally being attacked by crazy grizzly bears, but in reality I was just born this way. I am a thinker and a writer. Standup comedy is my favorite thing in the world, and I love performing. If you want to see me in action, let me know and I will shoot you a link. I love music. Also, I like to start sentences with conjunctions, just to throw people off.
What I’m doing with my life
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I moved to Verdale from central California. I'm currently working on a few different things, I love doing standup comedy and am tinkering with a few different literature involved things (don't know if I want them to be novellas, books or screenplays hence the 'things' adjective). My best friend and I are currently in the development stages of a documentary.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening- I enjoy helping people get through their problems.

Poker- prior to Black Monday that is how I made the majority of my money.

Making people laugh - self-explanatory.
The first things people usually notice about me
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How incredibly good-looking I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Grapes of Wrath, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Infinite Jest

As far as movies go, I really like documentaries and comedies.

I love so many different bands, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Miles Davis, Nirvana, John Coltrane, Pearl Jam.

I like Netflix. I watch Scrubs, The Wire, Justified, Mad Men, Sons of Anarchy, Warehouse 13, Bored to Death, The Newsroom, Archer (I named my dog after Lana) Breaking Bad, and a multitude of other things.

I'm also a fan of the Oxford comma.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Oxygen, food, sports, friends, music, and my computer.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, things that I think are funny, how to make myself seem awesome on an Internet dating profile.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Taking it easy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am far too critical on myself. That has lead to me not accomplishing goals that I should have. I am actively working on this though!
You should message me if
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You're not pretentious and you are looking for someone to talk to who can give you a interesting perspective on life. I very much enjoy meeting new people, I don't care who you are or where you're from. I would like to meet local people who would be interested in hanging out, I enjoy going to comedy shows, local music shows and other stuff.

So, real talk, I don't care if you are a guy, a girl, or some awesome combination of both, if you want to be friends and hang out or something, you should totally message me!