Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I once took a class on Weimar Republic films. It really helped me
to understand all the subtle meanings and cultural critiques in
Michael Bay movies.
I have a way with animals. Don't be offended if your
dog/cat/bearded dragon becomes better friends with me than with
I have a Cards Against Humanity card with my name on it. My
favorite card pairing a friend came up with involved my name and
the "waking up half naked in Denny's parking lot" card. They're a
I'm a transplant from the mitten state. I point to my hand to show
where places are in Michigan. I don't say "eh" or "dontcha know". I
do say "pop", not "soda". A Jack & Ginger requires Vernor's.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Something something outdoorsy stuff. I'm sure I'm the 5th dude
you've read the profile of today that writes about the outdoors and
their boners for skiing at Snowbird. So... let's just assume I
spend time in nature and I'll talk about other things.
I need museums, concerts, and cultural things to not go crazy. I
really should have done a Wall Street style pic with the bull at
the Leonardo Body World exhibit...
I try to cook at least 1 new thing a week. This week I did tikka
masala. Do you want to have a cook off?
I'm a packaging engineer. Since it's usually the first thing asked
when I tell people my job; I know the plastic containers
electronics come in are a pain in the ass to open. Sorry Larry
David, there's nothing I can do about that.
Hmm... It turns out that when I say I'm not going to talk about the
outdoors, it takes a lot of my hobbies away.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm pretty stellar at getting lost in big buildings. It's a skill
I've sharpened over many years while doing factory visits/tests for
The first things people usually notice about me
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My plethora of Michigan/Detroit shirts. I gotta rep my hood!!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I don't have cable so I read a lot. Does Calvin & Hobbes count?
I have nearly every one including one in German. Right now I'm
getting my fix of ASoIaF before next season.
My iPod on shuffle goes from Dre's Chronic to classical, and
My movie collection includes classics like The Last of The
Mohicans, Goodfellas, The Great Escape, & Spaceballs.
Top Gear UK, Wilfred (US and the upside down version), Archer, Game
of Thrones, Chopped, Iron Chef, Walking Dead, & Arrested
The Bugle, This American Life, Planet Money, Wait Wait Don't Tell
Me, & Intelligence Squared.
I'm a firm believer in equal opportunity eating* so I'll just list
some local favorites: Taqueria 27, Sushi Groove, Spitz, Roots,
Sugar House Coffee, & Ruth's. Non-local favorite is by far
Lipuma's Coney Island.
*I don't eat calamari any more and I used to love it. I blame you
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Random head boops from my cat. I call them kitty bro-fists.
A good nap every now and again.
Fly rod - easily my most relaxing hobby.
My motorcycle - setting her up for touring the west.
Those times when there is 4" of snow on the ground & more
coming. It's so silent and peaceful.
Camelpak - Gotta stay hydrated.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Did I lock my door? Shit... I better check that before I leave.
Okay, it's locked. Wait. Am I sure it's locked? Checking it again.
Last time I check it, I swear.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Accidentally offering Mormons a swig of Bulleit at Brighton.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I sing (terribly) in my car. My family asked me to stop but I
couldn't deny the world of this gift, so I moved to Southwest
Virginia. They didn't like it either. Something about small town
values and rock music... I moved to Philly where they tolerated me
for a few years, until I was caught by the Amish fuzz in
Intercourse, PA and was run out of the state for dropping some dope
gangsta rap rhymes.
And here I am. Much like the pioneers of old, I emigrated 1,700
miles from home so I could practice without persecution. I hope you
enjoy it, Salt Lake.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You know why it smells right North of Bangerter on I-15. Seriously,
what is that?
You want to catch freshies at Snowbasin.
You want to yell mildly inappropriate suggestions to the Laughing
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