I have a way with animals. Don't be offended if your dog/cat/bearded dragon becomes better friends with me than with you.
I have a Cards Against Humanity card with my name on it. My favorite card pairing a friend came up with involved my name and the "waking up half naked in Denny's parking lot" card. They're a classy bunch.
I'm a transplant from the mitten state. I point to my hand to show where places are in Michigan. I don't say "eh" or "dontcha know". I do say "pop", not "soda". A Jack & Ginger requires Vernor's.