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29 M Salt Lake City, UT

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:03am
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English, German (Okay)

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My self-summary
I once took a class on Weimar Republic films. It really helped me to understand all the subtle meanings and cultural critiques of Michael Bay films.

I have a way with animals. Don't be offended if your dog/cat/bearded dragon becomes better friends with me than with you.

I have a Cards Against Humanity card with my name on it. My favorite card pairing a friend came up with involved my name and the "waking up half naked in Denny's parking lot" card. They're a classy bunch.

I'm a transplant from the mitten state. I point to my hand to show where places are in Michigan. I don't say "eh" or "dontcha know". I do say "pop", not "soda". A Jack & Ginger requires Vernor's.

My philosophy: It's way more fun to joke about life and just enjoy it than it is to be austere about it. When it comes down to it, we're all just primates running around looking for a banana.
What I’m doing with my life
Something something outdoorsy stuff. I'm sure I'm the 5th dude you've read the profile of today that writes about the outdoors and their boners for skiing at Snowbird, so let's just assume I spend time in nature and I'll talk about other things.

I like city life. I need museums, concerts, and cultural things to not go crazy.

I like to cook. I try at least 1 new thing a week. This week it was a salmon with shallots and tomatoes. Do you want to have a cook off? Let's wager some drinks on it!

I have a great job. I'm a packaging engineer. Yes, that is a legit degree. Since it's usually the first thing asked when I tell people my job; I know the plastic containers electronics come in are a pain in the ass to open. Sorry Larry David, there's nothing I can do about that.

Hmm... It turns out that when I say I'm not going to talk about the outdoors, it takes a lot of my hobbies away.
I’m really good at
I'm pretty stellar at getting lost in big buildings. It's a skill I've sharpened like a samaurai sword over many years while doing factory visits/tests at work.
The first things people usually notice about me
My plethora of Michigan/Detroit shirts. I gotta rep my hood!!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Do comics count? I have nearly every Calvin & Hobbes including one in German. For you advanced readers, I enjoy anything by Jared Diamond or Tom Clancy. I read a decent amount of historical books too.

My iPod on shuffle goes from Chronic to classical, and everything between. Recently, my jam for skiing and working out is Girl Talk. Gotta love remixing gangsta rap & modern pop lyrics with 80s - 90s pop and oldies beats.

My movie collection includes classics like The Last of The Mohicans, Goodfellas, The Great Escape, and Spaceballs. Also, I can quote nearly every line from The Hunt for Red October.

Top Gear UK, Wilfred (US and the upside down version), Archer, Game of Thrones, Chopped, Iron Chef, Walking Dead, Real Time, and Boardwalk Empire.

The Bugle, This American Life, Planet Money, Wait Wait Don't Tell Me, Intelligence Squared.

I'm a firm believer in equal opportunity eating* so I'll just list some local favorites: Taqueria 27, Sushi Groove, High West, Spitz, Sugar House Coffee, Original Pancake House, Bruges Waffles & Frites. Non-local favorite is by far Lipuma's Coney Island.

*I don't eat calamari any more and I used to love it. I blame you Ira Glass!
The six things I could never do without recipes - who has two thumbs & doesn't like bachelor chow? This guy

A good nap every now and again.

Random head boops from my cat.

My motorcycle, even though she's a finicky girl.

Those times when there is 4" of snow on the ground & more coming. It's so silent and peaceful.

64oz Klean Kanteen - Gotta stay hydrated.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Did I lock my door this morning? Shit... I better check that before I go. Okay, it's locked. Wait. Am I sure it's locked? Checking it again. Last time I check it, I swear.
On a typical Friday night I am
Accidentally offering Mormons a swig of Bulleit on the ski lift at Brighton.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I sing (terribly) in my car. My family asked me to stop but I couldn't deny the world of this gift, so I moved to Southwest Virginia. They didn't like it either... Something about small town values and rock music... I moved to Philly where they tolerated me for a few years, until I was caught by the Amish fuzz in Intercourse, PA and was run out of the state for dropping some dope gangsta rap rhymes.

And here I am. Much like the pioneers of old, I emigrated 1700 miles from home so I could practice without persecution. I hope you enjoy it, Salt Lake valley.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to explore Utah.

You want to hold an intelligent and/or silly discussion.

You have a great sense of humor & sass.

You need a ski buddy.

You want to see Laughing Stock.

You want to be nostalgic and borrow a Calvin & Hobbes.