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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 24
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English, German (Okay)
My self-summary
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I have a Cards Against Humanity card with my name on it. My favorite card pairing a friend came up with involved my name and the "waking up half naked in Denny's parking lot" card. They're a classy bunch.

I have a way with animals. Don't be offended if your dog/cat/bearded dragon becomes better friends with me than with you.

I'm a transplant from the mitten state. I point to my hand to show where places are in Michigan. I don't say "eh" or "dontcha know". I do say "pop", not "soda". A whiskey ginger requires Vernor's.
What I’m doing with my life
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Something something outdoorsy stuff. I'm sure I'm the 5th dude you've read the profile of today that writes about the outdoors and their boners for skiing at Snowbird. So... let's just assume I spend time in nature and I'll talk about other things.

I need museums, concerts, and cultural things to not go crazy. I really should have done a Wall Street style pic with the bull at the Leonardo Body World exhibit...

I'm a packaging engineer. There's a 90% chance I designed something that is in your home. Since it's usually the first thing asked when I tell people my job; I know the plastic containers electronics come in are a pain in the ass to open. Sorry Larry David, there's nothing I can do about that.

Hmm... It turns out that when I say I'm not going to talk about the outdoors, it takes a lot of my hobbies away.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm pretty stellar at getting lost in big buildings. It's a skill I've sharpened over many years while doing factory visits/tests for work.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My plethora of Michigan/Detroit shirts. I gotta rep my hood!!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I don't have cable so I read a lot. Does Calvin & Hobbes count? I have nearly every one including one in German. Right now I'm getting my fix of ASoIaF.

My iPod on shuffle goes from Dre's Chronic to classical, and everything between.

My movie collection includes classics like The Last of The Mohicans, Goodfellas, The Great Escape, & Spaceballs.

Top Gear UK (Clarkson, you're such a pillock), Wilfred (US and the upside down version), Archer, Game of Thrones, Chopped, Iron Chef, Walking Dead, Trailer Park Boys & Arrested Development.

The Bugle, This American Life, Planet Money, Wait Wait Don't Tell Me, & Intelligence Squared.

I'm a firm believer in equal opportunity eating* so I'll just list some local favorites: Taqueria 27, Sushi Groove, Spitz, Roots, Sugar House Coffee, & Ruth's. Non-local favorite is by far Lipuma's Coney Island.

*I don't eat calamari any more and I used to love it. I blame you Ira Glass!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Random head boops from my cat. I call them kitty bro-fists.

A good nap every now and again.

Fly rod - easily my most relaxing hobby.

My motorcycle - setting it up for touring the west.

Those times when there is 4" of snow on the ground & more coming. It's so silent and peaceful.

Camelpak - Gotta stay hydrated.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Did I lock my door? Shit... I better check that before I leave. Okay, it's locked. Wait. Am I sure it's locked? Checking it again. Last time I check it, I swear.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Accidentally offering Mormons a swig of Bulleit on the Provo River.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I sing (terribly) in my car. My family asked me to stop but I couldn't deny the world of this gift, so I moved to Southwest Virginia. They didn't like it either. Something about small town values and rock music... I moved to Philly where they tolerated me for a few years, until I was caught by the Amish fuzz in Intercourse, PA and was run out of the state for dropping some dope gangsta rap rhymes.

And here I am. Much like the pioneers of old, I emigrated 1,700 miles from home so I could practice without persecution. I hope you enjoy it, Salt Lake.
You should message me if
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You know why it smells right North of Bangerter on I-15. Seriously, what is that?

You want to catch freshies at Snowbasin.

You want to yell mildly inappropriate suggestions to the Laughing Stock guys.

You want to go fly a kite on windy days.

You want to string up a hammock at Catharine's Lake & read a book.