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KyleInSLC

29 M Freetown, Sierra Leone

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 23–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:47pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, German (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I once took a class on Weimar Republic films. It really helped me to understand all the subtle meanings and cultural critiques in Michael Bay films.

I have a way with animals. Don't be offended if your dog/cat/bearded dragon becomes better friends with me than with you.

I have a Cards Against Humanity card with my name on it. My favorite card pairing a friend came up with involved my name and the "waking up half naked in Denny's parking lot" card. They're a classy bunch.

I'm a transplant from the mitten state. I point to my hand to show where places are in Michigan. I don't say "eh" or "dontcha know". I do say "pop", not "soda". A Jack & Ginger requires Vernor's.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Something something outdoorsy stuff. I'm sure I'm the 5th dude you've read the profile of today that writes about the outdoors and their boners for skiing at Snowbird, so let's just assume I spend time in nature and I'll talk about other things.

I need museums, concerts, and cultural things to not go crazy. I really should have done a Wall Street style pic with the bull at the Leonardo Body World exhibit...

I try to cook at least 1 new thing a week. This week it was a salmon with shallots and tomatoes. Do you want to have a cook off?

I'm a packaging engineer. Yes, that is a legit degree. Since it's usually the first thing asked when I tell people my job; I know the plastic containers electronics come in are a pain in the ass to open. Sorry Larry David, there's nothing I can do about that.

Hmm... It turns out that when I say I'm not going to talk about the outdoors, it takes a lot of my hobbies away.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm pretty stellar at getting lost in big buildings. It's a skill I've sharpened over many years while doing factory visits/tests for work.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My plethora of Michigan/Detroit shirts. I gotta rep my hood!!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
I don't have cable so I read a lot. Does Calvin & Hobbes count? I have nearly every one including one in German. Right now I'm getting my fix of ASoIaF before next season. No spoilers, please!

Music:
My iPod on shuffle goes from Chronic to classical, and everything between.

Movies:
My movie collection includes classics like The Last of The Mohicans, Goodfellas, The Great Escape, & Spaceballs.

Shows:
Top Gear UK, Wilfred (US and the upside down version), Archer, Game of Thrones, Chopped, Walking Dead, Real Time, & Boardwalk Empire.

Podcasts:
The Bugle, This American Life, Planet Money, Wait Wait Don't Tell Me, & Intelligence Squared.

Food:
I'm a firm believer in equal opportunity eating* so I'll just list some local favorites: Taqueria 27, Sushi Groove, Spitz, Sugar House Coffee, Red Iguana, & Bruges. Non-local favorite is by far Lipuma's Coney Island.

*I don't eat calamari any more and I used to love it. I blame you Ira Glass!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Random head boops from my cat. I call them kitty bro-fists.

A good nap every now and again.

Fly rod - easily my most relaxing hobby.

My motorcycle - setting her up for touring the west.

Those times when there is 4" of snow on the ground & more coming. It's so silent and peaceful.

64oz Klean Kanteen - Gotta stay hydrated.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Did I lock my door this morning? Shit... I better check that before I go. Okay, it's locked. Wait. Am I sure it's locked? Checking it again. Last time I check it, I swear.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Accidentally offering Mormons a swig of Bulleit on Provo River.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I sing (terribly) in my car. My family asked me to stop but I couldn't deny the world of this gift, so I moved to Southwest Virginia. They didn't like it either. Something about small town values and rock music... I moved to Philly where they tolerated me for a few years, until I was caught by the Amish fuzz in Intercourse, PA and was run out of the state for dropping some dope gangsta rap rhymes.

And here I am. Much like the pioneers of old, I emigrated 1,700 miles from home so I could practice without persecution. I hope you enjoy it, Salt Lake.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You know why it smells right North of Bangerter on I-15. Seriously, what is that?

You have a great sense of humor & sass.

You want to hold an intelligent and/or silly discussion.

You need a ski buddy at Snowbasin.

You want to see Laughing Stock.