I have a lovely partner who wants to add a lady to our relationship. Not into couples? I get it, we're not a couple looking for a threesome. We're two open minded people looking to add more love to our relationship. "We" are not looking to date. She is looking for a girlfriend who would also like to be my girlfriend too. So don't click on that cute guy in the "you might also like" section and keep reading. I'm adorable, and I bet the cute guy has herpes and voted for Bush anyways.

Want to know what I'm all about? This is a link to my facebook word cloud. I'm really interested in what impression people get from it! So let me know!

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/155000_4874215665712_1307225886_n.jpg

I have a good job, I rock at it.

I eat healthy and active, and am on track to hit my goal weight this spring/summer (having already lost 40 some pounds).

I love people, conversation, and food. I'm sure we're best friends already.

I don't hang out at places like amber, tia lou's, most of pioneer square, and anywhere else that has a large population of meat heads, ect.

I do hang out at ETG, bathtub gin, Baltic room, and other fine dancing and drinking establishments. Really anywhere that has cool people that I can talk too.

I don't own a car, I don't need or want one. I walk everywhere and like a good hobbit I rarely leave the Shire.

I don't have cable. I don't need or want it. In fact I've been on a mission to remove the things I don't need/want, and bring closer the thing I do.

I like to make my cake and eat it.

I use words like totes and adorbs.

I smoke weed, drink booze, and in general have fun everyday. I love my life and love sharing it with good people.

I'm a software developer at ${Big online retailer}. I love my work.

Attempting to decorate my house, it's a bit of a slow challenge.

Baking, cooking, entertaining.

Meeting rad people, making friends one baked good at a time. Note adorable ladies: I will try to buy your love with baked goods. You've been put on notice.

Trying to get my cats to love me. They where semi-feral street kittens when I rescued them in Phoenix. My cat are more like stoner roommates, I do my thing, they do their's, sometimes we hangout and play Mario Kart.

Solving puzzles.
Being patient.
Making bread and pretzels (now stuffed with nutella) !!!
Baking ect. Made puff pastry from scratch the other day.

Big bushy beard. I don't normally keep it this long, and it might be getting time to trim it a bit.
My nerd glasses?
I'm open for input on this one.

I don't watch much TV. I really like Julia Childs.

Books:
I ready crappy fantasy fiction. It's likes candy. I know it's bad, but it tastes so good. Sometimes I read good books, but its not often.

My friend wrote a book, which I plan on reading asap. Like her music it might make you cry. http://marylambertsings.com/2013/01/24/my-book-500-tips-for-fat-girls-on-tour/

Music:
House, Indie, whatever really. I love music. Mostly ALL THE MUSIC.
Sidestory: Lana Del Rey's voice is sex
Sidestory + 1: Music is my hot hot sex.

Mostly my pandora does most of my music picking now.

Food: ALL THE FOOD. I will talk a lot about food if you don't stop me, its my hobby.

I like things that are cool and/or yummy.

I'd love to tell you about all the great restaurants belltown/seattle has to offer.

Things are a lie.

Maybe what movie to watch next, or maybe what I'm going to put in the empty spot on the wall.

Where to eat dinner? My next trip? Why I'm wearing a wool jacket in July?

Happy hour with friends, eating drinking and general merry making.

I don't want to have teh sexys with you! I have a nice lady who does a very good job there. Sex is not off the table, but I'm here to make connections and meet rad people. It's really the meaning-less hookup sex that I'd like to avoid. Unless you're Lana Del Ray, and if you are "WHY WON'T YOU JUST LET ME LOVE YOU", tehe.

My life is awesome?

I'm not really that cool, I just play cool on TV? (but very good at lame okc profile jokes)

I'm in an open-ish relationship. Long term goal is to find a third for a triad, but I'm open to meeting new people and making friends. Friends are fun too.

To be extra clear, we are not looking for a threesome, a fwb, or a one time hook up. We are looking for a nice lady type to date both of us. If things work out, there will be plenty of time for kinky fun. Its important to feel a real connection.

To be extra extra clear: we're not too keen on the whole poly thing, but we're also not out to put someone in a box. Trust, open conversation, and respect are super important both inside and outside the bedroom.

If you like the ok cupid user anarindadavis. In fact actually just message her. I've put her in charge of the whole finding a lady friend thing (With my adorable help, of course)

If you'd like to know the finer points of raising chickens, and why you should never get ducks.

If we could be good friends.

If you can relate to the Dragonette song, "My Legs".

If you wake up in the morning and life is delicious.

If you're looking for a dinner friend, dance partner, ect. If thats something you interested in shoot me a message!

If you would legally change your name to:
!!! AWESOME SAUCE !!!