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25 M Hamilton, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 16, 2007
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Other, but not too serious about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from high school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Helloe-aloe! What do? I am an Andrew, though i fear it is far too common a name and have been recently canvassing to have people call me by my middle name which is Remington. It makes me sounds sophist-ah-mah-kated.

Most of my money is spent all on art supplies, literature, trying new and exciting forms of tea, candy, local shows, cds, and thrift store clothing. The rest goes in to my all too slowly growing education fund.

I am a self proclaimed artist/ bad poet. Mostly i like to make dandy watercolour doodles that i later marvel at, though i also dip my hand into lino cuts and photography every so often. My poems are use way to many flowery words, i mostly make them because i love using a thesaurus.

I am hydrophonic, cloud-like, and shimmering
What I’m doing with my life
Right now I am living the high life the part time summer the beer store none the less! But in the fall i am hauling off to Toronto, little fish big pond style, to attend the prestigious halls of OCAD university for a BFA. Hopefully I can make something of myself and not become some starving hobo artist/ male prostitute selling my wares and pumping tricks from my dumpster shanty.

Also I am learning to play the banjo! Be in awe of me.
I’m really good at
Making up my own personal mealtimes with their own fancy new names such as hunnet..or blueberry ice cream social extravaganza! yes i think I'll keep that one. Honestly I have begun to eat like some grazing sheep once did with like 6 mini-meals eaten throughout the day. Supposedly this is healthier for you though i disbelieve all such nonsense. One day all this healthy eating jazz will be revealed for what is truly is: a pyramid scheme perpetrated by Dracula and his army of the undead...and ghouls.

Falling asleep at friend's houses. I do this chronically. It is now a disease. Officially so declared by me. Cause I am official. Bam!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A. Cat's Cradle - Kurt Vonnegut. One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez. Oryx and Crake - Margaret Atwood. His Dark Materials trilogy - Phillip Pullman. Good Omens - Neil Gaiman/ Terry Pratchett. Abarat - Clive Barker. Almost any Drawn and Quarterly publication, sin-cluding works by Genevieve Castree, Nicolas Robel, Julie Doucet, Debbie Dreschler, Chester Brown etc . The thesaurus it is the bee's knees, the cat's pajamas AND the dog's elbows. Also the dictionary it is equal in awesomeness to that of the thesaurus.

B. Mirrormask. The Science of Sleep. Brick. Little Miss Sunshine. Nausicaa and the Valley of the Wind. Art School Confidential. Dancer in the Dark. The Virgin Suicides. Shortbus. The Royal Tenenbaums. The Life Aqautic with Steve Zizzou. Rushmore. Being John Malckovich. Almost Famous. C.R.A.Z.Y. The Dark Crystal. the Last Unicorn. The Neverending Story. Spirited Away. Princess Mononoke. Elephant Breakfast on Pluto. Four Eyed Monsters. Garden State. Lonesome Jim. Hedwig and the Angry Inch.

You and Me and Everyone We Know By the laws of me, i instate that if have seen and enjoyed this movie then I will sex you. It holds a large spot deep in the cockles of my heart. Maybe below the cockles, maybe in the sub-cockle area.

C. Modest Mouse, the first brick of my yellow brick road of indie. Devendra Banhart. Joanna Newsom. Gorillaz. Regina Spektor. Animal Collective. Deerhoof. The Flaming Lips. Antony and the Johnsons. Tom Waits. The Grates. The Ghost is Dancing. Belle and Sebastian. The Polyphonic Spree. Neutral Milk Hotel. Sigur Ros. Sufjan Stevens. The White Stripes. Andrew WK. Bjork. David Bowie. Cibelle. Broken Social Scene. The Decemberists. The Ditty Bops.

D. candy. perogies. tea. humus.

E(the Boob Tube). Home Movies. The Venture Bros. Daria. Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Metalocalypse. Scrubs. Clone High. Samurai Jack. Fosters home for Imaginary Friends. FLCL.
On a typical Friday night I am
Defeating the space-time continuum.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once tried to start a revolution with my brother in my basement. He wanted no part of it, and so sadly my revolution came to a halt.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
If on a regular basis you use the words spiffy, dandy, or swell to describe things. If you are a collector of awesome. If you're a superhero/ If you are a super villain. If you would like to accompany to some fancy pants local art/ music show. Also if you want to be pen pals who send neat-oh burrito artsy letters to one another.