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30 Beaverton, OR Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 23
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Not at all
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from two-year college
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs
English, German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am an unabashed geek. I love comics, books, history, quirky tv, and video games. I write, I cook, I occasionally noodle around on the old saxaphone. I'm a lunatic hermit who dreams of his youth, even though I'm still in it. I live by my own mismatched ideals and mad fancies. I strive for gentlemanly conduct, even when I fail at it. I'm full of contradictions, and fully expect someone I love to tell me I'm too sad to be around more than once in my life. It's not depression, it's just a world weary heaviness of the soul. You'd love me if you got to know me
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a butcher at a local grocery store where I cut meat, serve the public, and try to convince people it's in their best interests not to be shiftless layabouts. At home, I write, read, stare at banal television, cook, music occasionally, and am frequently a shiftless layabout
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being mad, writing, cooking, persevering
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Generally, the mustaches. Occasionally the flamboyant dress. Oh, and obviously my sweet ass tits ;)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Too long At the moment, if you really want to know, you're obviously interested, and will inquire within
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Tenacious d says there are 5 needs, and they are these:
First, you need the planet. Earth beneath your feet.
Next you need the air, oxygen to breathe. You couldn't live an instant without that.
Then you need the water. The icy cool water.
Now, you need some love.
The fifth need is to rock your world. I only wanted to rock your world
It comes before food!

So once you add the food, BAM! Six things i can't live without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to force reality to shift into a different quantum state purely by my will, how to create a properly chilling modern cosmic horror story to terrify the masses and make me money, how to escape student loan debt, how to get a back massage without paying for it. Oh, and if i could afford a puppy
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Fridays are my Sundays, but they are still most people's Fridays, so occasionally I'm at guardian games getting my pathfinder groove on. Occasionally someone pulls me into the wider world for adventures. Most often it's a book and a record, or some writing, or board games with friends
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't believe you'll read this far
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You should just message me, I find I thrive on novelty, so the mere fact that you say hello will brighten my day.

it should be noted that mad, in the context of this profile, does not mean angry. Some people seem to have trouble understanding that

You should definitely message me if you've figured out how to do the real world version of walking behind the white block in Mario 3