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l0n3r_

29 M Beaverton, OR

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:40pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Other
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English, German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I am an unabashed geek. I love comics, books, history, quirky tv, and video games. I write, I cook, I occasionally noodle around on the old saxaphone. I'm a lunatic hermit who dreams of his youth, even though I'm still in it. I live by my own mismatched ideals and mad fancies. I strive for gentlemanly conduct, even when I fail at it. I'm full of contradictions, and fully expect someone I love to tell me I'm too sad to be around more than once in my life. It's not depression, it's just a world weary heaviness of the soul. You'd love me if you got to know me
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a butcher at a local grocery store where I cut meat, serve the public, and try to convince people it's in their best interests not to be shiftless layabouts. At home, I write, read, stare at banal television, cook, music occasionally, and am frequently a shiftless layabout
I’m really good at
Being mad, writing, cooking, persevering
The first things people usually notice about me
Generally, the mustaches. Occasionally the flamboyant dress. Oh, and obviously my sweet ass tits ;)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Too long At the moment, if you really want to know, you're obviously interested, and will inquire within
The six things I could never do without
Tenacious d says there are 5 needs, and they are these:
First, you need the planet. Earth beneath your feet.
Next you need the air, oxygen to breathe. You couldn't live an instant without that.
Then you need the water. The icy cool water.
Now, you need some love.
The fifth need is to rock your world. I only wanted to rock your world
It comes before food!

So once you add the food, BAM! Six things i can't live without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to force reality to shift into a different quantum state purely by my will
On a typical Friday night I am
Fridays are my Mondays, but they are still most people's Fridays, so occasionally I'm at guardian games getting my pathfinder groove on. Occasionally someone pulls me into the wider world for adventures. Most often it's a book and a record, or some writing, or board games with friends
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't believe you'll read this far
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You should just message me, I find I thrive on novelty, so the mere fact that you say hello will brighten my day.

it should be noted that mad, in the context of this profile, does not mean angry. Some people seem to have trouble understanding that

You should definitely message me if you've figured out how to do the real world version of walking behind the white block in Mario 3