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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23-35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 18
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
5' 11" (1.81m)
Body Type
A little extra
Not at all
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
English, German (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am an unabashed geek. I love comics, books, history, quirky tv, and video games. I write, I cook, i game. I live by my own mismatched ideals and mad fancies. I strive for gentlemanly conduct, even when I fail at it. I'm full of contradictions, and I've been told i have no filter when it comes to my opinions. I'm just this nerdy guy trying to make out in the world and find my companion
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a butcher at a local grocery store where I cut meat, serve the public, and try to convince people it's in their best interests not to be shiftless layabouts. Outside of work, I read, play a variety of board games (and yes, dungeons and dragons) watch Netflix, and am occasionally a shiftless layabout. Oh, also i go hiking whenever i have a companion and gas money.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being mad(in the hatter sense), writing, cooking, endeavoring to persevere.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Generally, the mustaches. Occasionally the flamboyant dress. Oh, and obviously my sweet ass tits ;)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Too long At the moment, if you really want to know, you're obviously interested, and will inquire within
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Tenacious d says there are 5 needs, and they are these:
First, you need the planet. Earth beneath your feet.
Next you need the air, oxygen to breathe. You couldn't live an instant without that.
Then you need the water. The icy cool water.
Now, you need some love.
The fifth need is to rock your world. I only wanted to rock your world
It comes before food!

So once you add the food, BAM! Six things i can't live without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to force reality to shift into a different quantum state purely by my will, how to create a properly chilling modern cosmic horror story to terrify the masses and make me money, how to escape student loan debt, how to get a back massage without paying for it. Oh, and if i could afford a puppy
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Fridays are my Sundays, but they are still most people's Fridays, so occasionally I'm at guardian games getting my pathfinder groove on. Occasionally someone pulls me into the wider world for adventures. Most often it's a book and a record, or some writing, or board games with friends
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't believe you'll read this far
You should message me if
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You should just message me, I find I thrive on novelty, so the mere fact that you say hello will brighten my day.

You should message me if you like hiking, or games of most any variety, or are secretly a fan of professional wrestling and need someone to share it with.

You should definitely message me if you've figured out how to do the real world version of walking behind the white block in Mario 3