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28 M Old Bridge, NJ

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Last Online
Yesterday – 7:06pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Graduated from university
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Relationship Type
English (Fluently), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I’m an empty essay... ignore me until the end of time!
What I’m doing with my life
Next to my desk is an electric guitar that has been described as "re-fuckin-diculously gorgeous." I'd like to learn to play it. So far, I'm up to "AAAAAAAAAARGH." On my shelf is an entry-level DSLR camera. I'd like to learn to use that, too. There is a swivelly thing on the right that turns it on and off, and a button that goes down to take photographs. Also, there's some stuff about aperture and exposure and metering and AAAAAH. On my dresser is a moleskine and pen (jacked from TD Bank) that I want to use to record my dreams; to help me learn to lucid dream. I keep forgetting to use it, or I keep forgetting the dream by the time I'm cognizant enough to write. So, it's blank.

Update: I now have 2 guitars I can't use and I can maybe do a chord. I now have 3 cameras (what have I become‽‽‽). I haven't touched the moleskine yet, but some of my friends have draw some pretty things in it.

Update 2: Oh boy... You would not believe the number of cameras I've gone though. I might have a problem.
I’m really good at
Noticing grammatical errors (and subsequently forgetting them). Forgetting words moments before I'm about to use them, then standing there going "uuuuuuuuuuuuhhh." And I mean really basic words; not just the rare, specialized ones. Like "face."

Forgetting that the semi-colon should be used sparingly and is not a substitute for a period; I suspect I abuse the semi-colon so badly that a squad of middle-school English teachers is hiding in the bushes outside my apartment waiting to ambush me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
These are a few of my favorite things:

Frank Herbert, Dub FX, Sufjan Stevens, Tribes, Muse, Portal, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Fight Club, Larry Niven, X-Com, sushi, Das Rheingold, bright copper kettles, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, Nightwish, Shpongle, EVE Online, Psychonauts, Richard Cheese, Happy Gilmore, Terry Pratchett, Pomplamoose, burgers, Juno Reactor, Nicholas Gunn, Knights of the Old Republic, Ultima Online, Bubble, chocolate, Super Troopers, chocolate, Soul Calibur, Master of Magic, Rochefort 10, chocolate, Conan the Barbarian, brown paper packages tied up with strings, tomatoes, caviar, She Wants Revenge, Tom Lehrer, Finntroll, Gogol Bordello, American Psycho.
The six things I could never do without
The Internet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If swimming is such good exercise, why are whales so fat?

Can I refill my air horn by shouting at it?
On a typical Friday night I am
acting like the snobbiest beer snob.

"Mmm, yes old chap. The aromatic hops in this quadrupel really do distinguish it from the other Netherlandic trappists. Quite indeed."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Don't think I'll be staying in Jersey much longer. Not sure what that means yet. I may only go as far as NYC or Philly, or maybe much, much further.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
(╯°□°)╯︵ ɟı ǝɯ ǝbɐssǝɯ pןnoɥs noʎ

(...if you've identified the movie I left out of my favorites list)