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la-petite-mort

111 M Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–100
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 27
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Poorly), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), Yiddish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Overeducated and underwhelmed.
What I’m doing with my life
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Umm...living it?? Oh, and photographing that which it is I'm living, seeing, thinking about or which otherwise catches my attention. To tell you the truth, I'm coming to believe that if I don't photograph something, I'm not really certain it actually exists. Why don't you let me shoot you some time? Oh, and I use film. What can I tell ya?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Oy.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I wouldn't know. I guess you'd have to ask the people doing the noticing, huh?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Fave Flicks: Chinatown; La Grande Illusion; La règle du jeu; Cabaret; The Lion in Winter; Crumb; Last Tango in Paris; Rosemary's Baby; anything by Kubrick (well, maybe not Eyes Wide Shut); anything by Godard or Resnais; most things by the Marx Brothers, Charlie Chaplin or Buster Keaton; The Big Lebowski (and most other flicks by the Coens); a whole bunch of things by Woody Allen.

Fave Tube: I don't know. I guess The Wire; The Sopranos (I'm one of those who LOVED the last episode of the series) and Curb Your Enthusiasm

Totally Marvy Books: The Yiddish Policemen's Union; The Adventures of Kavalier and Klay; Catch 22; essays by Stephen Jay Gould or Daniel Mendelsohn; Isaac Babel; just about anything written by Philip Roth; a few things by Norman Mailer; anything Henry Miller looked at or touched...or wrote, even; poetry by Mayakovsky; Ginsberg; Kenneth Patchen; Bukowski; poetry and theater by Brecht; Pinter; Beckett; lots and lots of HUNTER THOMPSON!!

Addictive Music: Classical (Especially Schoenberg, which isn't really classical but let's not quibble about such silly things); Dylan; Patti Smith; Leonard Cohen; The Pogues; John Cale; Lou Reed; Bowie; Eno; Nick Cave; the Modern Lovers (at least until the point that Jonathan Richman decided he wanted to be a perpetual 9 year-old); a lot of Jazz: Billie Holiday (of course); Thelonious Monk; Dexter Gordon; Charles Mingus; Miles Davis; 'Trane; Charlie Parker; Bill Evans... and whomever else might be playing on my iPod at the moment.

Why am I going on and on? I hate lists. Being jaw-droppingly easily distracted, it's amazing I've been able to stay focussed long enough to create these. Stop me before I make a complete idiot out of myself.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good red wine and 6 other things. (I know that's 7. Counting isn't one of my strong points and anyway, lame-ass rules are made to be...well, you know.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How not to think about the things that perpetually bug me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm working at making the typically atypical the standard for my Friday nights. I'm not quite there yet...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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As long as I gaze on Waterloo sunset I am in paradise.
You should message me if
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you're intrigued, entranced, annoyed or simply feel like ranting to someone who swears he'll read your screed, no matter how insane it might be. Then again, you could send me a message if you seek to intrigue or to entrance. We can skip the annoy part. That'll come later. Ya know, you could also message me if you just feel like hitting the 'message' button.